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I am done with my neighbours.  We had to call the cops yet again because of a disturbance, this time they were shouting and swearing at people from their balcony and the parties were throwing debris and bottles at each other.  This sort of shit is becoming a monthly occurrence and I am fed up

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There's a bit of aggro in the block of flats I'm currently living in, police are never away. Thankfully, it's nothing to do with us, it's the upstairs neighbours at absolute war. I don't know how it started, but basically, an old Italian woman and her daughter live in the flat above me and are very nice. They love cooking and it does tend to cause a wee bit of a smell in the close at dinner time but nothing major, just standard as you'd expect, but the other neighbours have taken to tying car air fresheners to all the upper floor door handles in response. They also reported the old dear for 'smoking' in the flat to the landlord company which is apparently against their tenancy agreement.

The tying of an air freshner to the door handle didn't go down well with my Brazillian neighbours who went to their door and threatened to kick their c**t in.

It's quite a nice area which has a lot of much more expensive houses on the other side and you can see them all curtain twitching every time the police come into the street. I'm convinced the culprit neighbours are a bit off on a wider scale though. I've had one interaction with them since they moved in around a year ago and that was a package that I took in as it had my address on it, and planned to just post it back with 'wrong address' written on it, but I received a hand written note through the door minutes later asking for the package.

Went upstairs and they cracked the door open an inch and it was this strange looking woman who just reached her hand out and shut the door again without any acknowledgement.

Bizarre all round, but thankfully no involvement in it.

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5 hours ago, senorsoupe said:

I am done with my neighbours.  We had to call the cops yet again because of a disturbance, this time they were shouting and swearing at people from their balcony and the parties were throwing debris and bottles at each other.  This sort of shit is becoming a monthly occurrence and I am fed up

In Canada? Surely they’ve just said sorry already.

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5 hours ago, Scotty Tunbridge said:

In Canada? Surely they’ve just said sorry already.

This is why I am fuming lol, if I am fuming then you know it's bad lol.  Either way the police called me back today and we are going to send them the video footage we took on our phones

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

I've got neighbours who own chickens and rosters (to fight). Not a problem until he let them become 'free ranch'.

Apart from digging at my veggie patch garden, they now like to cock-doodle do under my house(on stilts) at 04:00 in the morning. 

As a working man (see cheerful thread). Today, I bought a gutty.

No more chickens or rosters.

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2 hours ago, SlipperyP said:

I've got neighbours who own chickens and rosters (to fight). Not a problem until he let them become 'free ranch'.

Apart from digging at my veggie patch garden, they now like to cock-doodle do under my house(on stilts) at 04:00 in the morning. 

As a working man (see cheerful thread). Today, I bought a gutty.

No more chickens or rosters.

Chickens on stilts. 

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3 hours ago, SlipperyP said:

I've got neighbours who own chickens and rosters (to fight). Not a problem until he let them become 'free ranch'.

Apart from digging at my veggie patch garden, they now like to cock-doodle do under my house(on stilts) at 04:00 in the morning. 

As a working man (see cheerful thread). Today, I bought a gutty.

No more chickens or rosters.

A man of your calibre has the solution  in his own hands...clue.

 

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12 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

A man of your calibre has the solution  in his own hands...clue.

 

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Yo'R mad.

I as we all do kill?  What your name? NEXT!#

I'd eat anything!

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  • 5 months later...

I think the lassie who has moved in next door has put her telly on the shared wall.

Only noticed this today but it's driving me insane.

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5 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said:

Has it covered your spyhole?

No, that's in the bathroom/bathroom wall.

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