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1 hour ago, SlipperyP said:

Too honest at the age I'm at (younger than you), teeth is really not the winner, bring it on chief.

Not sure if I can get a photo of her, however Im sure Monday is the day she hangs out her big pants.

Edited by Melanius Mullarkey

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Give him one thing, his made up tall tales are miles better than the music he usually links. 

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12 hours ago, MixuFixit said:

Auld boy clearly decided he has nothing to lose here, this could get really interesting!

My thoughts exactly. I'm picturing Corporal Jones fixing a bayonet on to an old WWII rifle.

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Can't agree with that, poisoning innocent animals.
Thank you.

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs however indirectly

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2 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Can't agree with that, poisoning innocent animals.

Thank you.

Probably a more pleasant fate than what the lowlife neighbour has in mind for them, tbf.

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2 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Can't agree with that, poisoning innocent animals.

Thank you.

I agree.  Its dangerous when you come to eat them

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7 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Can't agree with that, poisoning innocent animals.

Thank you.

f**k off hippy.

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Hopefully you get poisoned, that would be good.
Thank you.

Hope the next time you go to a Morrisey concert someone throws a bacon roll at him and he storms off and you’ve spent a fortune getting there and feel sad. Yeh.

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8 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:


Hope the next time you go to a Morrisey concert someone throws a bacon roll at him and he storms off and you’ve spent a fortune getting there and feel sad. Yeh.

Good, but you ruined it all with the incorrect spelling. IMO.

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Good, but you ruined it all with the incorrect spelling. IMO.

No i mean i hope you incorrectly buy tickets to a tribute act called Morrisey and then all that happens.
I actually dont give a shit, I just wanted in on a fun argument.

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2 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:


No i mean i hope you incorrectly buy tickets to a tribute act called Morrisey and then all that happens.
I actually dont give a shit, I just wanted in on a fun argument.

No probs, you're more than welcome to join in.

Thank you.

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Turns out another neighbour has had stuff nicked too. Other tools and wood etc to make this coop out of I assume. He's an extremely frail old boy who has a terminal illness. I only found out his stuff got nicked after chatting to him for the first time in a while. 
So he has soaked a load of rat poison and meal worms in a bucket of water and is going to feed the hens tomorrow.


Not all heroes wear capes. God speed old man danger.

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Any chance of the old guy chicken poison update?!

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