hk blues Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 10 hours ago, Empty It said: Curtain twitchers are by far the worst neighbours you can have Nah... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 42 minutes ago, BFTD said: By law, every scheme has to have one full-time mummy who spends her day hanging out of an upstairs window, yelling at the local weans to stop having fun, and confronting anyone unfamiliar about why they're in her street. A couple of weeks ago I was woken at 4 am by shouting outside. A couple of drunken lads were walking down the street being a bit noisy. Our neighbour was then hanging out of her bedroom window roaring that she was trying to sleep (this is what woke us up). Cue a 10 minute slagging match where she was shouting at them to go away, and they were calling her names. They got the last word by kicking over her bin and running away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanton Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 The Dope head that lives in the flat down below me fell asleep last night with a to of beanz on the hob , resulting in two fire engines and an ambulance being called out with full blues & twos to deal with the fire and a rather disorientated him being " rescued " by the firemen and given oxygen by the paramedics . Usually it's the boys in blue who are more interested in his and his pals shenanigans so this is a step up for him . Not sure how much damage there is in his flat but I can't imagine the water from the hoses will have improved his decor . Stench of the smoke seems to have lessened this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 2 hours ago, stanton said: The Dope head that lives in the flat down below me fell asleep last night with a to of beanz on the hob , resulting in two fire engines and an ambulance being called out with full blues & twos to deal with the fire and a rather disorientated him being " rescued " by the firemen and given oxygen by the paramedics . Usually it's the boys in blue who are more interested in his and his pals shenanigans so this is a step up for him . Not sure how much damage there is in his flat but I can't imagine the water from the hoses will have improved his decor . Stench of the smoke seems to have lessened this morning. Hope his pets are all ok . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Parking an issue yet again. Are the "double parkers" causing an offence?? Owner of purple car is a repeat offender, and blocked someone else in Last night, and said person left for work at 6.05 this morning, and not knowing where he lives, decided to blast the horn continuously, which didn't go down very well , considering the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Parking an issue yet again. Are the "double parkers" causing an offence?? Owner of purple car is a repeat offender, and blocked someone else in Last night, and said person left for work at 6.05 this morning, and not knowing where he lives, decided to blast the horn continuously, which didn't go down very well , considering the time.I'd do the exact same regardless if I knew where the person stayed, maybe everyone else in the street would also have a word with the fanny that is blocking people in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 (edited) 25 minutes ago, philpy said: Parking an issue yet again. Are the "double parkers" causing an offence?? Owner of purple car is a repeat offender, and blocked someone else in Last night, and said person left for work at 6.05 this morning, and not knowing where he lives, decided to blast the horn continuously, which didn't go down very well , considering the time. I'd get some paint out and draw parking bays, if that white Jeep and the red car parked properly the purple car wouldn't have had to double park. Edited August 6, 2021 by welshbairn 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 19 minutes ago, philpy said: Parking an issue yet again. Are the "double parkers" causing an offence?? Owner of purple car is a repeat offender, and blocked someone else in Last night, and said person left for work at 6.05 this morning, and not knowing where he lives, decided to blast the horn continuously, which didn't go down very well , considering the time. IF you know who your blocking in AND you have spoken to them about it AND there's there's absolutely no other place to park within the local area, then its just about tolerable. Any other situation you are the worst of c**t. A handful of people at my work will block people in the main car park cos there too fucking lazy to use the overflow which is at worst 50 yards away. ' I'm leaving before them' being the pathetic excuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 39 minutes ago, philpy said: Parking an issue yet again. Are the "double parkers" causing an offence?? Owner of purple car is a repeat offender, and blocked someone else in Last night, and said person left for work at 6.05 this morning, and not knowing where he lives, decided to blast the horn continuously, which didn't go down very well , considering the time. Good to have nosey Philpy back 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 2 hours ago, philpy said: Parking an issue yet again. Are the "double parkers" causing an offence?? Owner of purple car is a repeat offender, and blocked someone else in Last night, and said person left for work at 6.05 this morning, and not knowing where he lives, decided to blast the horn continuously, which didn't go down very well , considering the time. Which car is yours? Red and white cars are parked pretty shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 6 hours ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Which car is yours? Red and white cars are parked pretty shit. The grey one on the left of the other side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 2 hours ago, philpy said: The grey one on the left of the other side. Why are you bothered then? Its not like someones dog has been shagged. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 11 hours ago, philpy said: Owner of purple car ... FWIW, I saw this about an hour ago and still have "owner of a purple car" in my head (to the tune of Yes' Owner of a Lonely Heart). 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V.Aye.R Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 Car parking must be the most common, yet most easily avoided neighbour battle.A mixture of generally ignorant people plus folk who give zero fvcks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 Car parking must be the most common, yet most easily avoided neighbour battle.A mixture of generally ignorant people plus folk who give zero fvcks. And lazy entitled c***s who think they own the street outside their house. If you can't get parked outside your house, park elsewhere and walk a couple of minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 35 minutes ago, V.Aye.R said: Car parking must be the most common, yet most easily avoided neighbour battle. A mixture of generally ignorant people plus folk who give zero fvcks. And also some who get a wee stiffy at the thought of fucking the neighbours over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Empty It said: 1 hour ago, V.Aye.R said: Car parking must be the most common, yet most easily avoided neighbour battle. A mixture of generally ignorant people plus folk who give zero fvcks. And lazy entitled c***s who think they own the street outside their house. If you can't get parked outside your house, park elsewhere and walk a couple of minutes. I have neighbour who has painted spaces outside his house in a communal car park that is effectively council property, he also puts his wheelie bin in the space as he leaves, now I don't deliberately park there as I'm not a c**t and prefer to park where I can see my car but if I'm forced to I do enjoy shifting the bins and deliberately parking over his painted lines. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 I have neighbour who has painted spaces outside his house in a communal car park that is effectively council property, he also puts his wheelie bin in the space as he leaves, now I don't deliberately park there as I'm not a c**t and prefer to park where I can see my car but if I'm forced to I do enjoy shifting the bins and deliberately parking over his painted lines. I am petty and I'd deliberately park there forever, I'd consider buying a shitbox car for £100 just to leave in "his space". 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 People who are wankers over parking are utter cúnts. More the overly possessive types that annoy me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 36 minutes ago, thomas said: I have neighbour who has painted spaces outside his house in a communal car park that is effectively council property, he also puts his wheelie bin in the space as he leaves, now I don't deliberately park there as I'm not a c**t and prefer to park where I can see my car but if I'm forced to I do enjoy shifting the bins and deliberately parking over his painted lines. I'd stick a flyer on a lamppost, purportedly from the Council, offering a reward for anyone with information regarding graffiti on their tarmac. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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