scottsdad Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 I live at the end of a cul de sac and we used to have a major issue with our old neighbour's dog, leaving wee presents all over our grass. They moved away a couple of years ago and like magic, problem solved. Last week I saw someone had let their dog leave a big old turd on the grass between my driveway and the little path that goes round the back of my house to the field (ie where the dog walkers take their dogs). Used a shovel to move the turd to the middle of the path. Whoever left it can collect it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 15 hours ago, Pepper said: Middle aged cow at the top of the cul de sac lets her dog use the residential parking area as a toilet cos she's too lazy to walk the fucker. Poor dug is always hyper anytime it's out the house. There's either shite everywhere or a wee row of bagged turds sat on top of random fences, dependant on the level of her cuntishness that week. She also leaves her washing out overnight regularly. Scum. get them papped on her doorstep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 On 24/03/2021 at 22:06, Pepper said: Middle aged cow at the top of the cul de sac lets her dog use the residential parking area as a toilet cos she's too lazy to walk the fucker. Poor dug is always hyper anytime it's out the house. There's either shite everywhere or a wee row of bagged turds sat on top of random fences, dependant on the level of her cuntishness that week. She also leaves her washing out overnight regularly. Scum. The old ring and run leaving a burning paperbag on the doorstep with a turd inside trick might also be appropriate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 The old ring and run leaving a burning paperbag on the doorstep with a turd inside trick might also be appropriate.Chicky Melly I believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 3 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: 32 minutes ago, tamthebam said: The old ring and run leaving a burning paperbag on the doorstep with a turd inside trick might also be appropriate. Chicky Melly I believe. Is that Roger's Scottish cousin? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 Some p***k a few doors along keeps setting his car alarm off every second of third morning. Like I need awoken at 8am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 23 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Some p***k a few doors along keeps setting his car alarm off every second of third morning. Like I need awoken at 8am. @HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 One of my neighbours gets a lift to work and gets picked up at 6.20am every morning, I know this because the w****r that picks him up toots his horn about five times despite the fact the neighbour quite clearly knows he's being picked up at the very specific time so will be aware the noisy c**t will be outside. Probably could have been posted in the PTTGOYN thread since its not technically the neighbours fault but if he associates with wankers then it's his business 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Stormzy said: @HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Did you get fireworks up in Wick? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 On 24/03/2021 at 22:06, Pepper said: Middle aged cow at the top of the cul de sac lets her dog use the residential parking area as a toilet cos she's too lazy to walk the fucker. Poor dug is always hyper anytime it's out the house. There's either shite everywhere or a wee row of bagged turds sat on top of random fences, dependant on the level of her cuntishness that week. She also leaves her washing out overnight regularly. Scum. Dogshit everywhere. Obviously out of order. Baffled by the washing thing though. Is this a whoosh? Why would that bother you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 Just fire the dogshit / bags of dogshit at her washing that she leaves out overnight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 Just fire the dogshit / bags of dogshit at her washing that she leaves out overnight.Can't understand why this wasn't the first suggestion tbqh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 4 hours ago, coprolite said: Baffled by the washing thing though. Is this a whoosh? Why would that bother you? It doesn't. It's just further evidence that she is in fact a scumbag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 20 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Did you get fireworks up in Wick? Eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 On 24/03/2021 at 22:06, Pepper said: There's either shite everywhere or a wee row of bagged turds sat on top of random fences, dependant on the level of her cuntishness that week. She also leaves her washing out overnight regularly. Swap them around, put the washing on fences and peg the bags on the washing line. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 14 hours ago, Pepper said: It doesn't. It's just further evidence that she is in fact a scumbag. Still baffled. Is this one of those old lady things like not scrubbing her step? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Leaving yer washing out all night is stiggy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 3 hours ago, coprolite said: Still baffled. Is this one of those old lady things like not scrubbing her step? The smelly old boot next door has left her's out for weeks. I've a good mind to chap her door but it's thick with flies. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 3 hours ago, coprolite said: Still baffled. Is this one of those old lady things like not scrubbing her step? I was wondering that too, no idea how it would annoy anybody unless you maybe shared a garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Makes me laugh every time I see it's called the "Evil Neighbours Thread" like DAFC was living next to Fred and Rose West. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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