Shandon Par Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Yeah this is beyond a joke now. I literally can’t ever have a lie in past 7.30am because of this c**t. It’s so frustrating that it’s the next building. Basically leaves my options as: - slide a note under the building entrance door just addressed to ‘top floor music flat’ or something - knock like f**k on the wall to show I’m seething and hope it doesn’t just make him do it louder - philpy him to the council/police They may have no clue how sound travels in those buildings so a polite note about it is hopefully all it takes. If you can’t get it, hit a few buzzers and just say you’re delivering a letter to someone who is not in. eta - if that doesn’t work, punch them in the liver. Edited January 16, 2021 by Shandön Par 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: D - buzz their buzzer, and go up and talk to them face to face about it. The issue is I don’t know which flat they are, so this isn’t an option. If it was I’d have done it ages ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithie Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: The issue is I don’t know which flat they are, so this isn’t an option. If it was I’d have done it ages ago. If you can get access into the block leave a note on the inside of the communal door and hope the individual reads it if/when they leave the building? Just a simple 'FAO fuckwit who plays music at 7:30am. Pack it in!!!'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 6 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Yeah this is beyond a joke now. I literally can’t ever have a lie in past 7.30am because of this c**t. It’s so frustrating that it’s the next building. Basically leaves my options as: - slide a note under the building entrance door just addressed to ‘top floor music flat’ or something - knock like f**k on the wall to show I’m seething and hope it doesn’t just make him do it louder - philpy him to the council/police D) Fight fire with fire. Put on something louder even earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 7 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Yeah this is beyond a joke now. I literally can’t ever have a lie in past 7.30am because of this c**t. It’s so frustrating that it’s the next building. Basically leaves my options as: - slide a note under the building entrance door just addressed to ‘top floor music flat’ or something - knock like f**k on the wall to show I’m seething and hope it doesn’t just make him do it louder - philpy him to the council/police Attach a small toffee hammer to a broom handle and pan his windows. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 56 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: The issue is I don’t know which flat they are, so this isn’t an option. If it was I’d have done it ages ago. Can't be that hard surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Yeah this is beyond a joke now. I literally can’t ever have a lie in past 7.30am because of this c**t. It’s so frustrating that it’s the next building. Basically leaves my options as: - slide a note under the building entrance door just addressed to ‘top floor music flat’ or something - knock like f**k on the wall to show I’m seething and hope it doesn’t just make him do it louder - philpy him to the council/policeNot ideal but kind of out your control. Have you tried ear plugs? Genuine question 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 32 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Can't be that hard surely? I’d probably be able to work it out if I got in the building, just depends on the flat layouts as there’s 3 to a floor in mine, with one effectively wrapping round so if it was the same in the neighbouring one I wouldn’t be a hundred percent which one backs onto mine. Tad awkward to knock on the door and open with “do you play music at 8am by any chance?”. That being said, it’s probably what I’ll need to do. 24 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: 8 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Yeah this is beyond a joke now. I literally can’t ever have a lie in past 7.30am because of this c**t. It’s so frustrating that it’s the next building. Basically leaves my options as: - slide a note under the building entrance door just addressed to ‘top floor music flat’ or something - knock like f**k on the wall to show I’m seething and hope it doesn’t just make him do it louder - philpy him to the council/police Not ideal but kind of out your control. Have you tried ear plugs? Genuine question I’ve used them before but struggle to sleep with them in. Unfortunately wouldn’t help with the vibration we get as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 42 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I’d probably be able to work it out if I got in the building, just depends on the flat layouts as there’s 3 to a floor in mine, with one effectively wrapping round so if it was the same in the neighbouring one I wouldn’t be a hundred percent which one backs onto mine. Tad awkward to knock on the door and open with “do you play music at 8am by any chance?”. That being said, it’s probably what I’ll need to do. Or stick speakers against the offender's wall in your bedroom and blast a prepared message at them, musical or verbal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: The issue is I don’t know which flat they are, so this isn’t an option. If it was I’d have done it ages ago. Shitebag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Or stick speakers against the offender's wall Sub-woofer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Shitebag. Bigfoot believer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 22 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Bigfoot believer. If you can find the folks playing the music, tell them to leave it on and invite them to your flat to hear how noisy it is. If they don’t agree with you then, you said that you are on the top floor, when they are leaving, throw them over the top of the staircase. Simples. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, supermik said: If you can find the folks playing the music, tell them to leave it on and invite them to your flat to hear how noisy it is. If they don’t agree with you then, you said that you are on the top floor, when they are leaving, throw them over the top of the staircase. Simples. Oh, and when the police ask any questions,tell them that you heard nothing as the loud music from next door was drowning out any other noise.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Either, just have a polite word in their ear, ‘hi mate I know you probably dont realise but your music is very loud in the mornings, any chance you could put your speaker in another room?’ Jobs a good’un. Or you burn his house down. Think there’s a 100% chance of success with either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Tourette Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Leave a Bluetooth speaker outside their door playing the “Your mother sucks cocks in hell” scene from The Exorcist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoustonRover Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Stand outside and offer square goes to anyone leaving the building 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Nail a dead animal to the communal door. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Pretty mild compared to some on here, but the fat alky boot and her husband over the back of us like a shouty evening with their kitchen door open and music blasting out. Don't generally give a f**k, even when they're in the hot tub singing and shouting, but late on Christmas eve, while we were trying to get our extremely excited boys to sleep, these muppets thought they'd swing open the kitchen door at 10pm and get the music blasting. They were obviously completely leathered (not to mention they have two primary aged kids in there themselves.) Anyway, before we could do anything, our wouldn't say boo to a goose neighbour actually went up the back fence to have a word, basically come on to f**k guys you're playing music straight into our 6 year old's window and she's already hyper excited about santa - he still had the presents to out out etc and it's best to wait until the kids are asleep for obvious reasons. They quietened down, so fair enough, thanks for taking the hint guys. Fast forward to hogmanay and our neighbour in the other side (ex-army) texted my wife to say they were going to let a few fireworks off at about 7:30pm, as long as we didn't mind, and if our boys wanted to go out to see them. As soon as he started letting them off, the fat boot over the back started screaming TURN THAT DOWN and playing Katy Perry Fireworks on repeat with the volume up full until he went back inside. Can only assume this is the opening salvo in what's going to be a long term war over the back fence for the next year or so. What a pair of childish, selfish, thoughtless arseholes they are. Fucking pished out their minds with primary age kids running about all the time too. I realise this is pretty mild compared to some of the stories in here, but I can't see any hope that this isn't going to escalate out of control over the next few months. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 12 minutes ago, madwullie said: Can only assume this is the opening salvo in what's going to be a long term war over the back fence for the next year or so. What a pair of childish, selfish, thoughtless arseholes they are. Fucking pished out their minds with primary age kids running about all the time too You would be well within you're rights to grass them into social work. I honestly don't get folk who are completely steaming when kids are in the house what if something happened? Anyway that's a different argument. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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