Steve_Wilkos Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 My neighbour seems to close his windows by slamming them as hard as he can. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 I used to have door-banging neighbours. Really fucking annoyed me. I no longer have door-banging neighbours. I watched a great documentary about police corruption and drug dealing in 80s New York where they interviewed this Dominican dealer about various missing people and he just smiled and said "All I know is they're not around anymore" and the chill that went through me watching that was the same as reading the above.Aye same. My first thought was Mrs Mathematics murdered them and buried them under the patio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Could be worse.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 We guy in the middle in grey is mental 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Recently moved into a flat. Had a completely lazy day yesterday and not moved from the sofa other than to go to the toilet or make something to eat. My missus was a bit spooked as she heard a scuffling noise on our front door like something rubbing up against it at about 11pm. I went to check and see thinking it was just her imagination only to find this pinned to the door with blu-tac. Selfish p***k, more consideration required. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 36 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: That looks a great laugh tbh, should get it going when fans come back. Would have been more fun if somebody hadn't stolen all the chairs! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 12 hours ago, Nutz_the_Squirrel said: Tragedy. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 (edited) 22 hours ago, hk blues said: Would have been more fun if somebody hadn't stolen all the chairs! And the birds! Here's another one. It does look class right enough. Edited January 14, 2021 by Cardinal Richelieu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 30 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: And the birds! Here's another one. It does look class right enough. As Frank McAvennie would say - "Wharz the burdz?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 (edited) 52 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: And the birds! Here's another one. It does look class right enough. Strictly could have them on as the opening number. Eta, I bet they could murder a pint after that. Edited January 14, 2021 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: And the birds! Here's another one. It does look class right enough. Someone changed to audio to the David Marshall song (to the tune of 'Saturday Night') on one version I saw. Sadly can't find it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al B Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 On 14/12/2020 at 20:47, 8MileBU said: Through my neighbours telling us his name and my missus nosying on FB it pans out he’s 17 and it was his girlfriend and his wee brother he was with, who’s only about 11. If Hollywood has taught us anything, it's that the correct course of action is to leave the 17 year old alone but punch f**k out the 11 year old, then let the 17yo sit with his conscience. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 42 minutes ago, Al B said: If Hollywood has taught us anything, it's that the correct course of action is to leave the 17 year old alone but punch f**k out the 11 year old, then let the 17yo sit with his conscience. FFS, nah mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 On 11/01/2021 at 00:11, Ludo*1 said: Recently moved into a flat. Had a completely lazy day yesterday and not moved from the sofa other than to go to the toilet or make something to eat. My missus was a bit spooked as she heard a scuffling noise on our front door like something rubbing up against it at about 11pm. I went to check and see thinking it was just her imagination only to find this pinned to the door with blu-tac. Is your first name Dirk and do you have a Holistic Detective Agency? If not then the note isn't for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 On 11/01/2021 at 09:07, Honest_Man#1 said: I think lockdown is making some people go absolutely mental. As well as the incredibly loud family with the seething, screaming child below my flat, the one beside me that backs onto our bedroom has started playing music fairly loudly throughout the day. Not too bad during day time, but they start up about 7.30-8am every morning in the room directly beside our bedroom. Fine during the week as we’re up for work but on the weekends it makes me want to kick their head in, and because it’s the next block of flats with a different entrance I can’t actually go knock on the door to speak to them. Brutal. Yeah this is beyond a joke now. I literally can’t ever have a lie in past 7.30am because of this c**t. It’s so frustrating that it’s the next building. Basically leaves my options as: - slide a note under the building entrance door just addressed to ‘top floor music flat’ or something - knock like f**k on the wall to show I’m seething and hope it doesn’t just make him do it louder - philpy him to the council/police 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 1 minute ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Yeah this is beyond a joke now. I literally can’t ever have a lie in past 7.30am because of this c**t. It’s so frustrating that it’s the next building. Basically leaves my options as: - slide a note under the building entrance door just addressed to ‘top floor music flat’ or something - knock like f**k on the wall to show I’m seething and hope it doesn’t just make him do it louder - philpy him to the council/police Does it not have a services button that works early in the morning to let you in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 1 minute ago, Rugster said: Does it not have a services button that works early in the morning to let you in? That’s a fair shout actually, never thought of that. I know some of those service buttons buzz all flats rather than just letting you in, so I may end up getting torrents of abuse from the full building, but worth a shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Go outside the block and chuck stones at the window. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 23 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: That’s a fair shout actually, never thought of that. I know some of those service buttons buzz all flats rather than just letting you in, so I may end up getting torrents of abuse from the full building, but worth a shot. Alternatively hang outside the door with a bag of shopping like Liam neeson in taken waiting for someone to come out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Yeah this is beyond a joke now. I literally can’t ever have a lie in past 7.30am because of this c**t. It’s so frustrating that it’s the next building. Basically leaves my options as: - slide a note under the building entrance door just addressed to ‘top floor music flat’ or something - knock like f**k on the wall to show I’m seething and hope it doesn’t just make him do it louder - philpy him to the council/police D - buzz their buzzer, and go up and talk to them face to face about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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