Sergeant Wilson Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Imagine slamming the door deliberately to annoy folk. I'd be shiting through your letter box if you were my new neighbour*. Reveal hidden contents Not because of the door slamming, that's just how I greet new neighbours. Lays a marker down. You'd probably shite through your own letter box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: You'd probably shite through your own letter box. Not for the first time. 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Mum? What? There's a monk shitting through our letterbox. The Shitting Monk. Great pub. Cant wait till it opens again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 17 hours ago, Ludo*1 said: Recently moved into a flat. Had a completely lazy day yesterday and not moved from the sofa other than to go to the toilet or make something to eat. My missus was a bit spooked as she heard a scuffling noise on our front door like something rubbing up against it at about 11pm. I went to check and see thinking it was just her imagination only to find this pinned to the door with blu-tac. Tempted to send something like this to the Covid-spreading vermin that live next door to me tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Tempted to send something like this to the Covid-spreading vermin that live next door to me tbh. Air rifles and laser pens are your friend here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 17 hours ago, Ludo*1 said: Recently moved into a flat. Had a completely lazy day yesterday and not moved from the sofa other than to go to the toilet or make something to eat. My missus was a bit spooked as she heard a scuffling noise on our front door like something rubbing up against it at about 11pm. I went to check and see thinking it was just her imagination only to find this pinned to the door with blu-tac. Simply because they think that a capital I has a dot above it, slam it so hard that the people of Edinburgh are phoning the police about the resultant bang. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Imagine slamming the door deliberately to annoy folk. I'd be shiting through your letter box if you were my new neighbour*. Spoiler Not because of the door slamming, that's just how I greet new neighbours. Lays a marker down. Good power play, I wouldn't f**k with someone mental enough to shit through letter boxes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 The three exclamation marks is basically an invite for a 'square go'. IMO. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: The three exclamation marks is basically an invite for a 'square go'. IMO. @King Kebab must be his neighbour 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekhibee88 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Speaking of Neighbours. Do you notice your neighbours leaving the house, can you see them in the house etc. Or do you not take notice. Guy across has his light on in living room but never shuts the curtains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, Ekhibee88 said: Speaking of Neighbours. Do you notice your neighbours leaving the house, can you see them in the house etc. Or do you not take notice. Guy across has his light on in living room but never shuts the curtains. Wants you to watch him imo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 2 hours ago, mizfit said: Air rifles and laser pens are your friend here. I’d have considered petrol and matches if we weren’t in a semi-detached. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 11 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: I’d have considered petrol and matches if we weren’t in a semi-detached. Did you not get a brick through your window the other day? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 20 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Did you not get a brick through your window the other day? Couple of weeks ago aye! Just had it fixed properly today as well. I see where you’re going though. *SIGHS* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 3 hours ago, Rugster said: @King Kebab must be his neighbour I hope Ludo doesn’t have a pet octopus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 On 11/01/2021 at 00:11, Ludo*1 said: Recently moved into a flat. Had a completely lazy day yesterday and not moved from the sofa other than to go to the toilet or make something to eat. My missus was a bit spooked as she heard a scuffling noise on our front door like something rubbing up against it at about 11pm. I went to check and see thinking it was just her imagination only to find this pinned to the door with blu-tac. And don’t fucking do it again!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 I used to have door-banging neighbours. Really fucking annoyed me. I no longer have door-banging neighbours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyBear Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 12 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Did you not get a brick through your window the other day? Filed under "did not happen". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 The small i in the all capitals NEiGHBOURS has annoyed me greatly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 59 minutes ago, Snafu said: @mathematics has connections I used to live in Wales. Unfortunately it was in the same town that Ian Watkins was from, so I have a different type of connections. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 3 hours ago, mathematics said: I used to live in Wales. Unfortunately it was in the same town that Ian Watkins was from, so I have a different type of connections. Tragedy. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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