chomp my root Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 I'd mention it to the sister, I understand your point about not lying but if he has aggression issues with his seizures then that's your 'get out' for not going directly to him but through the sister or landlord. You can explain to the landlord how you know about his issues too. I'd also speak to the neighbours, its affecting you then its probably affecting them too. You can then tell the sister/landlord that the wbole stair (or whatever) is in the same position. The landlord has responsibilities to the neighbours. Good luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 39 minutes ago, beesher said: I could lie but I wouldn't really feel comfortable doing that as there's a bit of a back story.... He went through a phase of stomping around the landing in the middle of the night int his pants screaming that he was going to kill someone named 'Jenkins'. Obviously this was a bit unsettling so the police had attended a couple of times (not called by me). His behaviour was becoming more erratic (he cracked the glass in the landing door by punching it) so I eventually wrote to the landlord as this was beginning to freak my girlfriend out. It turned out the guy has seizures that cause him to become aggressive and disorientated and this is what caused these incidents, which was fine as he's not in control of what he's doing. I now have a contact number for his sister and occasionally have to phone her or an ambulance if he's having one of these seizures. But the thing that annoyed me is that when the landlord spoke to him he denied the police had ever been in attendance and that he damaged the window, basically calling me a liar, so again this is why I'm inclined to go straight to the landlord. None of this actually bothered me that much until one of the wee flies landed in my glass of red wine the other week.... I can't understand why you're being so calm about things. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beesher Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Well because the guy has problems I've been trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I've ran out of patience now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 18 minutes ago, beesher said: Well because the guy has problems I've been trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I've ran out of patience now. That's fair enough but you're one step away from becoming his Carer by the sounds of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Put up the posters calling him a paedo and get Jenkins round to kick his c**t in. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 1 hour ago, beesher said: He went through a phase of stomping around the landing in the middle of the night int his pants screaming that he was going to kill someone named 'Jenkins'. Was that his butler? Run off with a candelabra did he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Moonster Posted February 21, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 21, 2018 Run into his house shouting "LEEEERRROOOYYY JEEEENKIINNNS" and smash his fucking head in. 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 2 hours ago, beesher said: None of this actually bothered me that much until one of the wee flies landed in my glass of red wine the other week.... drink out of the bottle, thus minimising the chances of any insect-based contamination ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: Put up the posters calling him a paedo and get Jenkins round to kick his c**t in. He could write letters from Jenkins, along the lines of "I'm going to kill you, ya paedo. I'll get you when you put the bins out, because I'm nocturnal." He'll be ao scared he'll put the bin out during the day. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 “Fuckin get the rubbish put in the bins and no just chucked at yer arse...ya paedo. Yours, Jenkins” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 I think the only course of action is getting his sister pumped. This will solve everything. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Well because the guy has problems I've been trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I've ran out of patience now. I’d probably just move if I lived near someone like your neighbour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliethedug Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Beesher is Jenkins. That’s why he is being a shitebag. Chap his door and tell him to stop being a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 On 8/19/2017 at 11:37, Busta Nut said: I moved last month and the Neighbour fae two down came to say hello and pick up the previous tenants mail. Told me the ones on my right are bat shit crazy (which I knew there were some issues) but told her they start and me and I will be twice the p***k they try to be. Last issue was all over parking apparently anyway, I don't drive. I know this was 6 months ago Busta but can you please explain what the f**k the bold part is supposed to mean? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 9 hours ago, Dindeleux said: I know this was 6 months ago Busta but can you please explain what the f**k the bold part is supposed to mean? Certainly. I was warned the guys next door can be p***ks and to watch myself. I was just saying I can be a bigger p***k. All is fine though. They are just weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Looking forward to this new arrival being killed by some Kafka-esque nightmare where he can't open his door in the morning because the landing has been filled with Asda bags. Great reading. The 'Jenkins' detail really adds to the immersion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 this is thrilling stuff. wonder if it could be any of these three... @Jenkso101 or @JenksyBoy ... this is defo his son: @Jenkins Jnr 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Boys played a blinder. Has offed Jenkins, chopped him up, put the remains in bin bags and threw them on the landing when they started to smell. Beesher's fingerprints all over the bag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beesher Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Some of these replies Anyway I got in touch with the sister, she was pretty sound and thanked me for getting in touch with her. She said the guy's mental and physical health has been poor and the fact that he doesn't appear to be looking after himself or the flat properly seems to reinforce that. She said she'll keep an eye on him and have a word about the bins. So it all appears to have been sorted amicably, expect to hear news of my dismembered corpse turning up in a bin store in the next few days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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