DA Baracus Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 51 minutes ago, DumbartonTheSons said: Someone in our topic in the seaside league forum has fully apprised us of his previous off-field misdemeanours... But aside from alleged violence, lacking compassion for those less fortunate than him and not being aware of standard tea-making rituals, he's ok? Would you expect him to do a job for us then? A dirty, goal-scoring midfielder sounds just the ticket to be honest and someone we've lacked in recent years. Given how he played for us, which was a few years back as Grant points out, yes. And when I say he punched a taxi I don't mean the driver, I mean the physical vehicle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Given how he played for us, which was a few years back as Grant points out, yes. And when I say he punched a taxi I don't mean the driver, I mean the physical vehicle. I'm not that up to speed with such things but if Ryan has an Uber account I can see that cabbie giving him a bad rating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Given how he played for us, which was a few years back as Grant points out, yes. And when I say he punched a taxi I don't mean the driver, I mean the physical vehicle. Sounds like an excellent signing for League 1. Someone with the fortitude to punch taxis sounds ideal for a midfield *ahem* scrap. Sorry, I'll get my coat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 (edited) Let's be honest, if we were to write off everyone who has punched a taxi we would all be in trouble. Edited June 29, 2018 by Szamo's_Ammo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Just now, Szamo's_Ammo said: Let's be honest, if we were to wrote off everyone who has punched a taxi we would all be in trouble. One of Tannadice's finest exports burst his foot kicking a bus IIRC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Let's be honest, if we were to wrote off everyone who has punched a taxi we would all be in trouble. I've done a lot of things in and around a taxi over the years, not punched one yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, DeeBairn said: Sounds like an excellent signing for League 1. Someone with the fortitude to punch taxis sounds ideal for a midfield *ahem* scrap. Sorry, I'll get my coat. DA Baracus will literally roast you if he catches you bringing puns onto the WDTHR thread. Don't say I didn't warn you when you have a spike up your bottom, gently rotating over his bonfire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: DA Baracus will literally roast you if he catches you bringing puns onto the WDTHR thread. Don't say I didn't warn you when you have a spike up your bottom, gently rotating over his bonfire. In all honesty, I've had a night out at Kitty's in kirckaldy. A spike up the arse over a bonfire sounds positively enchanting. Where do I sign up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Jaffo Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Let's be honest, if we were to write off everyone who has punched a taxi we would all be in trouble.Would we though? I’ve never known anyone to have punched a taxi before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, D'Jaffo said: Would we though? I’ve never known anyone to have punched a taxi before. And you live down the crazy end of the country,and as a native of Falkirk who currently lives in Dundee, I don't say that lightly. Was at a wedding in Daly once. My word. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, DeeBairn said: In all honesty, I've had a night out at Kitty's in kirckaldy. A spike up the arse over a bonfire sounds positively enchanting. Where do I sign up? The boyfriend of a girl I knew at uni got stabbed up the arse in a nightclub in Kirkcaldy (he was fine after stitches etc). Small world. Don't think it was Baracus wot done it though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The boyfriend of a girl I knew at uni got stabbed up the arse in a nightclub in Kirkcaldy (he was fine after stitches etc). Small world. Don't think it was Baracus wot done it though. All I ever got was fingers and some nips. I feel hard done by. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 We've today signed Ryan Thomson, what kind fo player are we getting, Pars fans?Taxi-bashing and ferret enthusiasms aside, he’s a hard-working midfielder who will get himself about. Not an awful lot of technical ability there, so you won’t ever get a dazzling, elegant display from him but he can make a nuisance of himself just as much on the pitch as he will off it.Average signing at worst, has the ability to chip in with a few goals and be a potentially good signing for League One. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 47 minutes ago, smpar said: Taxi-bashing and ferret enthusiasms aside, he’s a hard-working midfielder who will get himself about. Not an awful lot of technical ability there, so you won’t ever get a dazzling, elegant display from him but he can make a nuisance of himself just as much on the pitch as he will off it. Average signing at worst, has the ability to chip in with a few goals and be a potentially good signing for League One. Whatever happened to the Wee Team anyway? Not seen them much lately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: The boyfriend of a girl I knew at uni got stabbed up the arse in a nightclub in Kirkcaldy (he was fine after stitches etc). Small world. Don't think it was Baracus wot done it though. No, I've never stabbed anyone, let alone stabbed someone up the arse. If I ever was to stab someone, the arse wouldn't be my first choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 14 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: No, I've never stabbed anyone, let alone stabbed someone up the arse. If I ever was to stab someone, the arse wouldn't be my first choice. You'd really have to hate someone to stab them up the arse. More than just wanting to stab them, like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 You'd really have to hate someone to stab them up the arse. More than just wanting to stab them, like. Dunfermline probably have songs about it tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 13 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 16 minutes ago, DeeBairn said: You'd really have to hate someone to stab them up the arse. More than just wanting to stab them, like. Dunfermline probably have songs about it tbf. Should we report them to the SFA about it then? x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Should we report them to the SFA about it then? xGrasses gonnae grass. Absolutely no shame in you, is there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 15 minutes ago, DeeBairn said: Should we report them to the SFA about it then? x Grasses gonnae grass. Absolutely no shame in you, is there? None at all. If the away fans do something that upsets us, we run to the SFA like a bunch of schoolgirls. Famous for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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