DA Baracus Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 25 minutes ago, Peter Grant said: We will need to chain him to the dugout like a yappy dug. I think you've touched upon a good idea here. All managers should be tied to the dugout by a bungee rope so that they can only run about so far. Dick Campbell would never have got on to the pitch at Ayr if this had been in place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith_Raver Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 47 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Dick Campbell would never have got on to the pitch at Ayr if this had been in place. The one time I really admired Dick Campbell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: I think you've touched upon a good idea here. All managers should be tied to the dugout by a bungee rope so that they can only run about so far. Dick Campbell would never have got on to the pitch at Ayr if this had been in place. Naw, put one of those shock collars on them. If they cross the technical area boundary, zap! Fantastic theatre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, TxRover said: Naw, put one of those shock collars on them. If they cross the technical area boundary, zap! Fantastic theatre. Perhaps the ideas could be combined? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 (edited) 29 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Perhaps the ideas could be combined? With a long enough bungee the coach could clear the line, get zapped and then catapulted back into the dugout, I like it! Edit: Or, even better, use it as a fund raiser. Put a money accepter at the bottom of the stands that lets the fans dump in a tenner and give the coach a shock. If they had that, Crawford would have been twitching last year everytime he though about making a substitute. Maybe if several fans got together and put in a hundred, it would up the voltage and take the coach down like a taser? Only problem is turds like MCKinnon wouldn't survive...or is that a plus? Edited May 29, 2021 by TxRover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 1 hour ago, TxRover said: With a long enough bungee the coach could clear the line, get zapped and then catapulted back into the dugout, I like it! Edit: Or, even better, use it as a fund raiser. Put a money accepter at the bottom of the stands that lets the fans dump in a tenner and give the coach a shock. If they had that, Crawford would have been twitching last year everytime he though about making a substitute. Maybe if several fans got together and put in a hundred, it would up the voltage and take the coach down like a taser? Only problem is turds like MCKinnon wouldn't survive...or is that a plus? Let's do this. We'd have accrued a massive transfer fund last season if it was in place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith_Raver Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 There's some terrific drivel posted here - chains, bungees, even shock collars, feck me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbychops Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Raith_Raver said: There's some terrific drivel posted here - chains, bungees, even shock collars, feck me. Reminds me of yer maw's bedroom. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith_Raver Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Chubbychops said: Reminds me of yer maw's bedroom. More class from the Dungfermline elite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, Raith_Raver said: More class from the Dungfermline elite You are quite possibly the worst poster on this site. You are absolutely lacking in any sort of humour or patter. You are constantly snidey and angry. You can neither take nor deliver a joke. There are plenty of Rovers fans, in fact almost all on here, who understand that it's just a game of football, and who have good patter and can both take and give a slagging. You however have a monumental chip on your shoulder about Dunfermline Athletic Football Club. It's just sad. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbychops Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 16 minutes ago, Raith_Raver said: Dungfermline Oh dear. Happy 10th birthday btw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 6 hours ago, TxRover said: With a long enough bungee the coach could clear the line, get zapped and then catapulted back into the dugout, I like it! Edit: Or, even better, use it as a fund raiser. Put a money accepter at the bottom of the stands that lets the fans dump in a tenner and give the coach a shock. If they had that, Crawford would have been twitching last year everytime he though about making a substitute. Maybe if several fans got together and put in a hundred, it would up the voltage and take the coach down like a taser? Only problem is turds like MCKinnon wouldn't survive...or is that a plus? There a far easier way to raise funds than electrified bungee ropes, and it will be more profitable, just put a swear box in the Dunfermline dug-out, Grant will have it overflowing every game. He does tend to get a bit carried away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith_Raver Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: You are quite possibly the worst poster on this site. You are absolutely lacking in any sort of humour or patter. You are constantly snidey and angry. You can neither take nor deliver a joke. There are plenty of Rovers fans, in fact almost all on here, who understand that it's just a game of football, and who have good patter and can both take and give a slagging. You however have a monumental chip on your shoulder about Dunfermline Athletic Football Club. It's just sad. Na. You lot make me laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parslad Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 14 hours ago, Raith_Raver said: More class from the Dungfermline elite How old are you 12? If any older that's shite patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith_Raver Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 11 minutes ago, parslad said: How old are you 12? If any older that's shite patter. You're right, dung is shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 17 hours ago, Raith_Raver said: There's some terrific drivel posted here - chains, bungees, even shock collars, feck me. I didn't think the posts were entirely serious. Maybe I'm wrong, though... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoo61 Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 f**k me we are a huge club. HUGE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardle is Magic Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Euan Murray off to Killie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbychops Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, Cardle is Magic said: Euan Murray off to Killie. Sad to lose him. Good solid defender and seemed a decent guy. Natural leader. Not shocked he's off elsewhere though. Killie will be offering money we can't match. Hopefully Big Gaspuitis is ready to fill in next year. Saw enough about him to think he might be decent once up to speed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Axle Grease Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Murray easily replaced. Moving on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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