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We were never going to challenge Hearts with their budget. We’re now in pole position going for the play offs (due games in hand albeit against the other challengers) in the run in. If we’d have been offered this before the season started I’m pretty sure you’d all have taken it.

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Vytas.

If he really is to be a cult hero, we really should have a song ready to go. This tune has just been remixed and re-released…



Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

There lived a special man in Lithuania long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Rovers defenders looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Duloch chicks he was such a lovely dear
Way he would clear the ball was a feature
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of creature
The fans would desire

Vytas Gašpuitis
Lover of the East End team
When he cleared the ball it really was gone
Vytas Gašpuitis
Lithuania’s stopping goals machine
On with the game now he carried on

He’ll rule East End Park for the mighty Pars
But for novichok he defended really wunderbar
Against the Faroe Islands he was the man to please
But he was real great when offside trap to squeeze
For the Craw he was now to be a leader
Cause he'd heard the things he'd done
He believed he was a great defender
Who could beat the ‘ton

Vytas Gašpuitis
Lover of the East End team
When he cleared the ball it really was gone
Vytas Gašpuitis
Lithuania’s stopping goals machine
On with the game now he carried on



What the fùck are you smoking?
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We were never going to challenge Hearts with their budget. We’re now in pole position going for the play offs (due games in hand albeit against the other challengers) in the run in. If we’d have been offered this before the season started I’m pretty sure you’d all have taken it.

——-
Vytas.

If he really is to be a cult hero, we really should have a song ready to go. This tune has just been remixed and re-released…



Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

There lived a special man in Lithuania long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Rovers defenders looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Duloch chicks he was such a lovely dear
Way he would clear the ball was a feature
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of creature
The fans would desire

Vytas Gašpuitis
Lover of the East End team
When he cleared the ball it really was gone
Vytas Gašpuitis
Lithuania’s stopping goals machine
On with the game now he carried on

He’ll rule East End Park for the mighty Pars
But for novichok he defended really wunderbar
Against the Faroe Islands he was the man to please
But he was real great when offside trap to squeeze
For the Craw he was now to be a leader
Cause he'd heard the things he'd done
He believed he was a great defender
Who could beat the ‘ton

Vytas Gašpuitis
Lover of the East End team
When he cleared the ball it really was gone
Vytas Gašpuitis
Lithuania’s stopping goals machine
On with the game now he carried on





This is possibly the most bizarre left turn in a post I have ever seen. You been smoking crack?
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9 hours ago, airdrieman said:

Can Paul Paton still do a job in League 1? I have my doubts but if he could even do us a turn for half a dozen games or so that would be grand. 

At the time I was surprised he was let go. When he first arrived I thought "What the f*ck is this?!", it was all arms n legs sorta headless chicken look to his performances but eventually it seemed to just....work. Works hard and will lead by example. 

Turner n Paton are best buds, its all kinda suspicious this....

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9 hours ago, airdrieman said:

Can Paul Paton still do a job in League 1? I have my doubts but if he could even do us a turn for half a dozen games or so that would be grand. 

I'd say certainly yes if you were signing him when he last played for us.  It will all depend how much fitness he's lost a year out of full time training,  with half of that just about with no formal training at all.

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Can Paul Paton still do a job in League 1? I have my doubts but if he could even do us a turn for half a dozen games or so that would be grand. 
Was our best player last season. so aye.
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Alex Neil sacked by Preston.
Won promotions with Hamilton and more impressively, Norwich. 
Could we afford him? I think he'd be perfect.

Very unlikely we would be able to afford him, even less likely he would be interested in coming here. Would imagine he’ll be getting linked with the Celtic and Aberdeen jobs, or any other jobs that may become available in the top flight.
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Could we afford a guy who was getting English Championship wages?

Hmmm....

Even if we somehow could (hi Gavin!), I sincerely doubt he'd drop down to the Scottish Championship.

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2 minutes ago, RossBFaeDundee said:

No you couldn't.

Hope that helps!

 

19 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Could we afford a guy who was getting English Championship wages?

Hmmm....

Even if we somehow could (hi Gavin!), I sincerely doubt he'd drop down to the Scottish Championship.

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