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On 20/06/2021 at 12:23, BFTD said:

The Exterminator 2 (Blu-Ray)  - sequel to one of the more memorable sadistic revenge films of the 70's/80's. The Vietnam vet from the first film continues murdering street thugs, before they discover who he is and take their revenge on him, leading him to seek vengeance against them...you get the picture.

I vaguely remember finding the first film entertaining in that grim, prurient, exploitation fashion that makes you feel dirty afterwards - I think that's the film where a bad guy gets fed alive into a mincing machine feet first - but this is a pretty dull follow-up from those experts in wringing out pennies at the expense of quality, Cannon Films. It's as Eighties as an Eighties movie can get, with random (and poor) Flashdance sequences and breakdancing, to the kind of post-apocalyptic "street punks" that only existed in the fevered imaginations of wealthy movie producers. Mario Van Peebles hams it up as the gang leader who has a very ill-defined plan to sell lots of drugs to take over the city, and it's also some kind of cult? Very odd, and the set-pieces are generally pretty dire, especially the final showdown which consists of ten minutes of wandering around an abandoned factory for no good reason. Probably best avoided.

Only one extra on the Blu-Ray, but it's a revealing one, as it's a brief interview with Cannon's "fixer", a guy they employed to salvage films that had been mishandled by the (often rookie) directors. This film was one of those - he would basically try to take the existing footage and turn it into a more interesting film, which explains the disjointed feel. He wasn't able to obtain the services of the leading actor, who'd already moved on to another film, so he just had a stuntman wear a welder's mask for half the film  :lol:

I'd already seen the Cannon documentary, but the interview really gives even more of an glimpse into what a fly-by-night amateur organisation they were.

Edit: forgot to mention that the score sounds remarkably like the MIDI soundtrack to a late-Eighties Sierra Online game performed on a Roland MT-32. Once I realised why it sounded familiar, any shreds of credibility disappeared oot the windae.

I love Cannon films. They always remind me of trips to the video rental shop in the 80s.

American Ninja and Delta Force are a couple to leap to mind. I think Cobra was Cannon too.

Cannon films really should be watched on an old tube TV and a VHS toploader.

The original Exterminator film is a classic.  Years since I saw it but I do recall a pretty sadistic scene where he exacts horrific vengeance on a perverted politician who had been abusing prostitutes.

I've never seen the sequel.

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The Day Will Come 

A Chris Morris movie about the FBI framing vulnerable people up as terrorists. A good watch but it's difficult to call it satire because the reality is as ridiculous and disgusting as the events in the movie. It's not on the same level as Four Lions but it's wort a watch. 

The end credits are devastating. 

 

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Hollywood Vice Squad

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The recent discussion on this thread about Cannon films reminded me of this 1986 movie. My local video rental store had a copy but my mum thought that I was too young to watch it. I googled it yesterday and found it in full on youtube. It's a typically trashy 80s straight to video feature starring Carrie Fisher and Joey Travolta as unorthodox cops investigating porn and prostitution. There's a fair mix of violence and slapstick. It's like it can't decide if it wants to be serious or a comedy. There's all the usual 80s L.A. cliches, like street punks, hookers, pimps and drag queens.

Shite, but entertaining shite.

6/10

 

 

 

 

 

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19 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said:

Office Space 0/10.

Son said to watch it saying it was a really funny film.

I have to say it's the must boring piece of shit I have ever seen.
 

Can’t agree. It’s a classic. It inspire The Office. Ricky even gives Pete Gibbons a mention.

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2 hours ago, DeeTillEhDeh said:

Office Space 0/10.

Son said to watch it saying it was a really funny film.

I have to say it's the must boring piece of shit I have ever seen.
 

Gonna have to go right ahead and disagree with you there. 

Office Space is a great film - so much so that even Jennifer Aniston comes over well. 

Did ya get that memo?

I'll make sure to send you another copy. ;)

 

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Saw Cruella tonight at the cinema.. all of 10 folk in there.

9/10 amazing film. I was expecting a kids mushy look at how cruella grew up but it turned out a good look at how cruella came to be. Emma stone was great and Emma Thompson was excellent. All pulls together well into the original Disney story.

Dogtainian tomorrow… I hope it’s as good as the original 30 years ago!

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On 01/07/2021 at 16:18, steelmen said:

10/10 for dogtainian. Nostalgia to the max.

It took a year of my childhood to get through the same story the film did in 90 mins.

I loved Dogtanian as a kid. It was high drama at the age of 7.

It was also very anti Vatican which was formative.

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