SweeperDee Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Fucking wee arseholes. Hate them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Bees are sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 MON THE BEES. Wasps, hornets and horse-flies, on the other hand, can buzz off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adolfo Rios Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 I hate it when you're lying all cosy in bed in the morning, drifting in and out of sleep, only to be woken by the dreaded "Bzzzzz........bzzz......................bbbzZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzzzzz".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 The biggest bee I've ever seen appeared in my office the other day. Was the size of a 50p easily. Squashed it with a sample brochure and it made a sickeningly loud crunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Un-BEE-lievable. 60,000 bees stolen from Aberdeenshire farm https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2018/09/21/60000-bees-stolen-from-aberdeenshire-farm/ Who counted them I wonder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Hang on a fucking minute.... More than 60,000 bees found in roof of Cambridge hospital https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-cambridgeshire-45604525/more-than-60000-bees-found-in-roof-of-cambridge-hospital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Un-BEE-lievable.60,000 bees stolen from Aberdeenshire farmhttps://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2018/09/21/60000-bees-stolen-from-aberdeenshire-farm/ Who counted them I wonder?Hedgecutter when he was putting them on the right bus..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Hang on a fucking minute.... More than 60,000 bees found in roof of Cambridge hospital https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-cambridgeshire-45604525/more-than-60000-bees-found-in-roof-of-cambridge-hospital do Aberdeenshire bees come from Stonehive-n... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Un-BEE-lievable. 60,000 bees stolen from Aberdeenshire farm https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2018/09/21/60000-bees-stolen-from-aberdeenshire-farm/ Who counted them I wonder? Probably someone who's spends a lot of time with 60k other stripy c***s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Probably someone who's spends a lot of time with 60k other stripy c***s. Magbee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 wasps are fucking shit, but hornets, on the other hand, are ace; I have a video on my phone (currently upstairs and therefore tantamount to existing in the equivalent of an unreachable parallel dimension) of wasps eating cherries on my bird table, and then being attacked and "sorted out" by a hornet - it's a bit like vietnamese kids flying dragon kites which are then destroyed by a fully tooled-up huey full of machine guns and whooping asshole rednecks. I may post it if I ever regain the ability to move off the sofa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taxman Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 The only bee I like is the Big Effin Bee by Matt McGinn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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