hellbhoy Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 We're currently trying our best to help create a 'Division of Death' for next year's Championship. Just think, if we can come through the play-offs and join Rangers in the division above, all you need to do is drop down beside us and everyone will be happy. A wee bit optimistic that Rangers will get promoted seeing as they were liquidated and also the cloned version will automatically win the league either . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 We're currently trying our best to help create a 'Division of Death' for next year's Championship. Just think, if we can come through the play-offs and join Rangers in the division above, all you need to do is drop down beside us and everyone will be happy. Just keep them where they are, or within 24 points if they are indeed the same club, and the joys of second tier football await. I hope you'll understand that I'd rather you came up to meet us - I don't mind waiting another year, and I really don't like Cappielow, while Dens holds bad memories at the hands of Tayside's finest... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Try a fresh install of Windows - if it can't format the HDD, then you know it's fucked. Then you can buy a new HDD and start afresh from there. You should hopefully be able to recover all your old avatars, John Terry pictures and the like from the old drive, if you buy a caddy. Cheaper and more environmentally sound than binning the whole machine for the sake of one dodgy component. I've worked out he can't even find the BIOS facility so there's no chance of him finding the "return to factory settings" menu WRK . On the bright side he has stopped posting at a rate that would make Tedi's eyes bleed . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yackidy-Yac Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Try a fresh install of Windows - if it can't format the HDD, then you know it's fucked. Then you can buy a new HDD and start afresh from there. You should hopefully be able to recover all your old avatars, John Terry pictures and the like from the old drive, if you buy a caddy. Cheaper and more environmentally sound than binning the whole machine for the sake of one dodgy component. It's alright, I'll get a new one bought for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 I've worked out he can't even find the BIOS facility so there's no chance of him finding the "return to factory settings" menu WRK . On the bright side he has stopped posting at a rate that would make Tedi's eyes bleed . For some reason I'm getting an image of a chimp getting termites out of their mound with a stick... Oh, look, there it is! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Ahh good aul Mammy Chris, bless.. Beat me to it. Wonder how generous she'll be when the Child Benefit dries up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 It's alright, I'll get a new one bought for me. Last chance !, give me your model number of the laptop and the operating system XP/Vista or Windows 7/8 and I'll find a "YOUTUBE" video to help you out with a chkdsk from the laptops start up mode . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Ahh good aul Mammy Chris, bless.. Aw f**k ,I missed an opportunity there Johnny . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yackidy-Yac Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 I've worked out he can't even find the BIOS facility so there's no chance of him finding the "return to factory settings" menu WRK . On the bright side he has stopped posting at a rate that would make Tedi's eyes bleed . As I've said I have done that already. I've pressed f8 and did a cmd prompt and it sticks on the "\windows\system32\CLFS.SYS" file for about 5 minutes then it returns to the error message. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Last chance !, give me your model number of the laptop and the operating system XP/Vista or Windows 7/8 and I'll find a "YOUTUBE" video to help you out with a chkdsk from the laptops start up mode . Try this one... [media] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bilel Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Again with the "hatred". Like talking to a brick fúcking wall here. Life would be absolutely stunning if we were all different but equal. But we're not. To ignore or belittle anyone's opinions because of one particular view they hold is ridiculous. If we were to live in a fair and just society, war-damaged servicemen wouldn't have to rely on charity, but they do. Black and Asian workers would not need the help of their own professional organisations in this country. But they do. Women would not, even in the 21st century, lag behind their male counterparts in almost every area of employment, both in pay and position. But they do. As for rangers - by your lights, you are an apologist for a sectarian signing policy, a failure to act on racist and religious discriminatory behaviour by fans (and club representatives), decades of cheating, corruption and theft. All in aid of ripping off anyone they could for cold, hard cash. And all while their followers went about embarrassing our Nation every time they slither out of the country. Find me one occasion - just one - where that mob ever boosted the image of Scotland abroad. Again, the word you're looking for is "despise". I despised rangers, and believe me, that is one thing that hasn't changed with the forming of the Tribute Act. Glib and prosaic world view, almost not worth hounding you for. Would you also like to teach the world to sing in per-fect har-mony? As for Rangers, your opinion is somewhat coloured by your experience of hatred and violent episode with fans of Rangers. Tell me more about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Glib and prosaic world view, almost not worth hounding you for. Would you also like to teach the world to sing in per-fect har-mony? As for Rangers, your opinion is somewhat coloured by your experience of hatred and violent episode with fans of Rangers. Tell me more about that. Obviously I don't have to, as you have concluded the outcome. Fúckwit. If you feel it's glib and prosaic to want to improve the lot of your fellow man, then there's no real reason to debate with you. No amount of point and counterpoint will make you less of a cúnt. You might use the time saved to increase your comprehension of the words you are using before criticising others. Hound away, moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 As I've said I have done that already. I've pressed f8 and did a cmd prompt and it sticks on the "\windows\system32\CLFS.SYS" file for about 5 minutes then it returns to the error message. OK gotcha ,then try 1 to 5 below and if that fails then try 6 to 11.It appears that you have fucked up the laptops "Common Log Filing System" aKa CLFS. Instructions System File Checker Utility 1 Turn on the computer. Press and hold your “F8” key during boot. 2 Select “Safe Mode with Command Prompt” on the Advanced Boot Options menu and press “Enter.” 3 Type “SFC /ScanFile=C:\Windows\System32\clfs.sys” and press “Enter.” 4 Type “SFC /ScanFile=C:\Windows\System32\clfsw32.dll” and press “Enter.” 5 Type “Exit” and press “Enter” to restart. Continue reading if you were unable to boot into the Command Prompt, or if the problem still exists. Startup Repair 6 Turn on your computer and insert the Windows 7 disc. 7 Press a key on the keyboard once prompted. This boots your computer from the disc. 8 Select “English” on the first window and click “Next.” Click the “Repair your Computer” link on the following screen. This loads the System Recovery software. 9 Click “Next” on the first System Recovery Options dialog. This prompts you with a Choose a Recovery Tool screen. 10 Double-click “Startup Repair” to launch. 11 Click “Finish” when prompted to restart your computer. If nothing helps in the above then do a fresh install from your laptops recovery system and chose "return to factory settings" it will take hours to download the updates but it will function as normal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Create a OS boot up on a flash drive. (google for instructions) Check which 'F' key your manufacturer uses to access the BIOS on boot up. (google for instructions) Change boot order to use flash drive to boot from Insert flash drive and install OS following on screen instructions ... Usually as simple as that ... I refer the honourable gentleman to Cheetah's home movie (above). Mammy had better get down to Currys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 It was pointless asking as I know more about computers than the people on here by the looks of it. Cool story Bro Try starting a thread in the http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/forum/51-the-e-chat-technology-forum/'>E-Chat Technology Forum Or one of the hunners of sites online that will help ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 I refer the honourable gentleman to Cheetah's home movie (above). Mammy had better get down to Currys. Or he could just search some of the local bins for another lappy . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yackidy-Yac Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 OK gotcha ,then try 1 to 5 below and if that fails then try 6 to 11.It appears that you have fucked up the laptops "Common Log Filing System" aKa CLFS. If nothing helps in the above then do a fresh install from your laptops recovery system and chose "return to factory settings" it will take hours to download the updates but it will function as normal I cant type anything in once I do a safe mode with command prompt, it just sticks on the one file. So it's probably the second problem them but I don't know what I've done with the windows 7 disc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bilel Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Obviously I don't have to, as you have concluded the outcome. Fúckwit. If you feel it's glib and prosaic to want to improve the lot of your fellow man, then there's no real reason to debate with you. No amount of point and counterpoint will make you less of a cúnt. You might use the time saved to increase your comprehension of the words you are using before criticising others. Hound away, moron. It's so saccharine Forrest Gump would throw up a lung. It reads like some champagne socialist's wet dream. A tosser's mirage. Now, these Rangers fans and the 5 W's. We've established the who (you), now the what, where, when and why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 It's so saccharine Forrest Gump would throw up a lung. It reads like some champagne socialist's wet dream. A tosser's mirage. Now, these Rangers fans and the 5 W's. We've established the who (you), now the what, where, when and why? You've already come to your conclusion, remember? Christ, you almost make me look back fondly on the days when the Amigos tried this shite and failed. Now, off you fúck, Orclet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yackidy-Yac Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Anyway, what about those vile Celtic fans? Battering police officers, didn't they slate us for something ( which was no where near as bad) similar to what they did? The whole " Manchester riots2 reply from them is irrelevant now. THE DAM RIOTS. Much, much, much less fans and more arrests tut, tut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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