Crùbag Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Kinda scared to 'press play' on that one and all Same here. Yon 'Ulster' flag. Looks like an ISIS (Ulster platoon) vid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 My Twitter feed has been alive today with non-Scots marvelling at the utter entitlement and self-pity on display from the Bears in that Speirs piece, so I thought I might post a couple of highlights from the Rangers debacle on my blog, so my pitifully few readers can have a laugh - clearly, they've missed most of the comedy gold. I was thinking of the following, but feel free to suggest anything that I might have forgotten - - For every fiver Celtic spend, we'll spend ten - The pornstar tax adviser and the Prince of Monaco - Showing liquidation the red card and what's left of Scottish football - Mr Custard - Charlie Green's "Rangersitis" and the French chateau he'd bought within a month of quitting - The record-breaking attendances that plummeted as soon as they encountered other full-time teams and started taking tankings The Gallus Cowboys. "I've got a letter I'll show you after this interview". Manchester United would welcome Rangers into the EPL Within a year of being in the Third Division Rangers would win the balance sheet trophy Ranges would be invited into a European Super league ahead of a cluess Aston Villa Green writing to David Cameron asking for help for Rangers to quit Scottish football and move to England Conference leagues are having a meeting to discuss inviting Rangers into the league 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Remember the "link up" with Banstead Athletic to sent young talent down to play in the English combined counties league 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Finally, Green wanted to break into the China market http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/spfl-lower-divisions/rangers-chief-charles-green-to-attempt-to-break-into-chinese-market-as-owner-makes-strongest-club-in-scotland-claim-1-2504789 “A few weeks ago I had a very rich Chinese man here,” said Green. “He said, ‘Charles, we are a country of £1.3 billion people but we can’t find 11 footballers among them. How can that be?’” Today we are the strongest club in Scotland. We have the biggest fanbase, no debts, no loans, no overdraft and money in the bank. “Rangers are among the 15 most famous clubs in the world. We have the product, the names and the brand.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingrodent Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Christ, even I had no idea there had been so much hilarity. You'd need a Wiki site rather than a blog to document the comedy. Cheers for the suggestions though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Think my personal favourite for a warm feeling of schadenfreude has to be the respective protests at the BBC and Hampden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 18, 2015 Author Share Posted January 18, 2015 Christ, even I had no idea there had been so much hilarity. You'd need a Wiki site rather than a blog to document the comedy. Cheers for the suggestions though! Sandy Jardine leading a march to Hampden. Shocking typo' errors on the 'fundraising' bannerstand graphic. The AGM in a Dobbies Garden Centre gazebo. The big house must stay open guy. The mystery Singapore consortium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 The Scottish football fans protest against Rangers at Hampden when around eight Celtic fans turned up, despite earlier claims that tens of thousands would turn up. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeHectorPar Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeHectorPar Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 The Scottish football fans protest against Rangers at Hampden when around eight Celtic fans turned up, despite earlier claims that tens of thousands would turn up. Rangers "getting back where they belong". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Fitlike Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Wee Stevie the IT guy as the entire scouting network. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Fitlike Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 'I was duped' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeHectorPar Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 'I was duped' Duping and Tuping seem to have been the two keywords during Spivco's short existence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podlie Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Duping and Tuping seem to have been the two keywords during Spivco's short existence Duping themselves as well if they plan not to purchase "Ashley" merchandise. Club obliged to pay for unsold stock last years accounts it was £411,000. "Provision was made in the year to recognise an obligation of Rangers Retail Limited to purchase stock at a cost higher than its resale value for the completed season 2013/14" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doink Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Club has went downhill fast since Leggo stopped blogging 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 That's the noise your club will make when it finally self-destructs. "Not with a bang but a whimper" is more likely. Its the dignity of it all... .https://billmcmurdo.wordpress.com/2015/01/17/no-comment-required/ TBH, to me that looks like a wind-up from the other side of the city. Time will tell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podlie Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 "Not with a bang but a whimper" is more likely. TBH, to me that looks like a wind-up from the other side of the city. Time will tell. https://billmcmurdo.wordpress.com/blog/ "It is 2015. Scottish football is dying on its arse.".............................................lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeHectorPar Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/spfl-lower-divisions/farcical-scenes-abound-in-insurrection-at-rangers-1-3664258 After chants of ‘sack the board’, ‘we want our Rangers back, get out of our club...you thieving b******s, get out of our club’, sights were set on the Sports Direct (‘’yir havin’ a laugh’) owner. With venom and volume, the fulminating throng struck up cries of ‘fat Geordie b*****d’ before a realisation struck among some of those doing the growling that Ashley is from Buckinghamshire, just north of the River Thames. Rapidly then Geordie was dropped for Cockney, before they moved on to simply calling him a ‘w****r’, and from their segueing into exhortations for the Easdales to ‘get tae f***’. Premiership Tossers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmitch Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 The one that makes me smile the most. "How have you found the SPL/SPFL without Rangers then?" Apart from numerous clubs winning cups that aren't Rangers and being able to attend 90% of games without hearing sectarian singing or fearing for my well being. Aye it's been shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 The Gallus Cowboys. "I've got a letter I'll show you after this interview". The Chicago Dobers mer like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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