djchapsticks Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Mark Hateley http://blogs.dailyrecord.co.uk/markhateley/2012/04/sfa-allowed-three-people-outsi.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheDailyRecord%2FMarkHateley+%28The+Daily+Record+-+Mark+Hateley%29 Read it today, to a mixture of laughter, facepalming and total dumbfoundedness. This guy has not a single clue what he's talking about. Not one. I particularly enjoyed: What I want to know is, what qualifications do Drysdale, Allan and Murning have to sit on a judicial panel and dish out sanctions? I'd imagine that they have far more qualifications to dish out sanctions, than you do to sit and pass your ill-informed and completely biased judgement on said sanctions, you absolute moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PELE Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 When we reach page 666, Rangers die. When we reach page 666, the beast will appear from the shadows of Castle Greyskull and slay all us non believers. You have been warned. Stop this thread now and start a new one. Before that happens I will throw in a few more lines. Surely time is running out. Nobody is going to save them now (not that any of them were ever serious about doing so. They only wanted to keep their nose in to see if they could pick them up on the cheap). It looks to me like they really are going to go bust. They are fast running out of money and they don't even own most of the future season ticket income. If they had any sense, none of the knuckledraggers would buy a season ticket (just pay at the gate) and that way ticketus would not get any money. Before they know it, they will be bust. The remaining players will walk off on free transfers and they will be left with nothing. If they took their punishment fair and square and pleaded to get into the 3rd division then other fans would be a little bit less hateful (only a little bit though). They are laughable at best. If they were allowed to do what they have done and get off with a minor telling off, every other club could do the same. Run up huge debts buying trophies they did not deserve (they cheated their way to them all), refuse to cough up when caught and expect to start it all over again! I think the SFA and league should wipe all their titles and cup wins from the records for the last twenty five years. They are no better than drugs cheats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islay Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Hately is a slimy turd. I enjoyed his Wikipedia entry in the journalism section of his page - "Well we say journalism, but this is Mark Hateley after all. Mark well known for his wannabe porn star appearence is a regular contributor to Scotland's favourite newspaper, the Daily Record. Mark uses his weekly "blog" to inspire the PEEPEL,yes, the knuckle dragging followers of RFC* (IA). Some of his commendations are as follows: "This guy, this guy, what a guy" QC Donald Findlay "He uses my salon, I really like his year round glow" Leah Shevlin "Impartial, how can you say he's not impartial, WATP" Mark DingwallSurprisingly, Mark is not that well liked" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiekranky Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Blinkered beetlejuice lookalike in talks pish shocker ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Hately is a slimy turd. It's not really him though, not enough eeeeerms at the start of every sentence. As each day goes by the Record is becoming more like the Rangers News. It's quite sickening. I thought they would eventually come round and support the popular view amongst football fans in this country and get off their wee self serving gravy train. I'd love to see Traynor getting of his fat arse and heading to Elgin on a cold Tuesday night in December now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PELE Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I think it is about time someone (who can be arsed) re-writes the Rangers info on wikipedia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Struggling for numbers for the Kafflick League, to be honest. Celtic and Hibs, obviously, and if there's one thing I've learnt from Rangers Media it's that United are 'heavy duty tarrier club', so we're in. Might be a bit repetitive though, and f**k only knows how we'll work the split. Anyone know what Jossy's Giants are up to these days, and, more importantly, what school did they all go to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hahn Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 107 guests.....why do I feel like we're being watched? Watch out for bullets in the post boys! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PELE Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Struggling for numbers for the Kafflick League, to be honest. Celtic and Hibs, obviously, and if there's one thing I've learnt from Rangers Media it's that United are 'heavy duty tarrier club', so we're in. Might be a bit repetitive though, and f**k only knows how we'll work the split. Anyone know what Jossy's Giants are up to these days, and, more importantly, what school did they all go to? Were you not originally Dundee Hibs in the good old days when we used to pummel you in the lower leagues? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Were you not originally Dundee Hibs in the good old days when we used to pummel you in the lower leagues? We're still Dundee Hibs, apparently. Ra Peepul have told me this. And some Hearts fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PELE Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 (edited) 107 guests.....why do I feel like we're being watched? Watch out for bullets in the post boys! They can't afford them. Expect to see some cartoon like pictures of them instead. Oh no, but the price of stamps has gone through the roof! Even the Royal Mail are against them! Edited April 26, 2012 by PELE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Struggling for numbers for the Kafflick League, to be honest. Celtic and Hibs, obviously, and if there's one thing I've learnt from Rangers Media it's that United are 'heavy duty tarrier club', so we're in. Might be a bit repetitive though, and f**k only knows how we'll work the split. Anyone know what Jossy's Giants are up to these days, and, more importantly, what school did they all go to? Forfar had a green and white away strip, they're in. Albion Rovers are from Coatbridge.....'nuff said. Buckie play in the hoops, let them in. St Antonys and St Rochs, play in green and have Saint in their name. I also seen St Rochs do a pre-match huddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Struggling for numbers for the Kafflick League, to be honest. Celtic and Hibs, obviously, and if there's one thing I've learnt from Rangers Media it's that United are 'heavy duty tarrier club', so we're in. Might be a bit repetitive though, and f**k only knows how we'll work the split. Anyone know what Jossy's Giants are up to these days, and, more importantly, what school did they all go to? You ain't called Dundee Hibernian for nothing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 107 guests.....why do I feel like we're being watched? Watch out for bullets in the post boys! I've said before. People who post bullets, don't have guns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdTheDuck Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 (edited) Struggling for numbers for the Kafflick League, to be honest. Celtic and Hibs, obviously, and if there's one thing I've learnt from Rangers Media it's that United are 'heavy duty tarrier club', so we're in. Might be a bit repetitive though, and f**k only knows how we'll work the split. Anyone know what Jossy's Giants are up to these days, and, more importantly, what school did they all go to? Ahbergeen? Although Aberdeen has the lowest percentage of kafflicks in Scotland of any of our cities. Maybe they misunderstood the results of the census because when the question 'religion' was asked Aberdeen had the highest none percentage. ANy city with a large number of nones is bound t be kafflik innit Albion Rovers? Edited April 26, 2012 by EdTheDuck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Struggling for numbers for the Kafflick League, to be honest. Celtic and Hibs, obviously, and if there's one thing I've learnt from Rangers Media it's that United are 'heavy duty tarrier club', so we're in. Might be a bit repetitive though, and f**k only knows how we'll work the split. Anyone know what Jossy's Giants are up to these days, and, more importantly, what school did they all go to? Kafflick Saint Johnstone, Saint Mirren (and 'lying down' in 1986, enough said). Though with Green-andwhite-ock Toralora Murphy O'Connor Wee Dublin End Morton in as well, I'm not sure how that rivalry would work. No good Proddy clubs in Renfrewshire it seems. Which is strange as Ayrshire has dozens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiekranky Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I've said before. People who post bullets, don't have guns. Have you any idea how much it costs to post a gun !!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PELE Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 We're still Dundee Hibs, apparently. Ra Peepul have told me this. And some Hearts fans. What happened to your strips? Were they washed in a mixed coloured load? Green and Orange are secondary colours and hence, you cannot get orange from green. Something strange afoot here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Struggling for numbers for the Kafflick League, to be honest. Celtic and Hibs, obviously, and if there's one thing I've learnt from Rangers Media it's that United are 'heavy duty tarrier club', so we're in. Might be a bit repetitive though, and f**k only knows how we'll work the split. Anyone know what Jossy's Giants are up to these days, and, more importantly, what school did they all go to? Think outside the box here. Both Saints are definitely in as we're Kafflick sounding. As are Green-ock Morton and their Wee Dublin End. Abergreen....that's a given. Paul Hartley managing Alloa instantly makes them candidates for the division as he's a dirty terrier. Albion Rovers' gaffer took Craig Whyte to court whilst he was Rangers chairman, so he's batting for the Green Brigade too, as is his manky club from Coatbridge (which is a haven for rhebels) Livingston, Dominic Keane....say no more. Partick Thistle....well they're from Gleasga, they wear hoops and they're no' the peepo, so they must be terriers as well. Same goes for Queens Park. The 3rd generation Republican Premier league is. Celtic Hibs Dundee Utd Aberdeen St Mirren St. Johnstone Morton Alloa Albion Livingston Queen's Park Partick Thistle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergie's no1 fan Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Aww Mark i can almost taste your tears from here pal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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