speckled tangerine Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Sir dave had his fill of the `gers, sold them off to Craig Whyte who`s an erse, all unpaid through there schemes, caused a drought of ice cream, sadly ibrox can`t fit in a herse!!!!.........pish limerick on my shite phone, but loving it lots! keep it up!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 (edited) There once was a team flying high, Until the taxman came by, They'll lose most of their team, Which is everyone’s dream, Jelly and ice cream... When Rangers die. Edited April 19, 2012 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I'm actually beginning to feel sorry for these Rip Van VVankers. It must be terrible to wake up from a coma and find that your world is about to change forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 The big hoose must stay open, Instead it will be used for 'shoaping', They continue with hoping, as a matter of coping, It has all left my pants soaking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeHectorPar Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 There's a team that we all despiseIt woldnae pay for ,supplies,It failed to pay tax,Noo it's shittin it's khaks,Parties galore when it dies. Don't laugh too much. It seems you may be the target of a buy-out. However it might seem more logical for the Beath to buy what's left of the Govan brigade. Just think, you could take Ibrox apart brick by brick and rebuild it on Mossmorran and get the stadium you've always dreamed of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeHectorPar Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Okay, a tear came to my eye but it may have just been because of a speck of dust. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted April 19, 2012 Author Share Posted April 19, 2012 What will the Scottish press do, If the news out of Ibrox is true, It's the end of this farce, They all kissed Minty's arse, Now they're up to their backsides in poo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintie1977 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Rangers Media have got yet another quality thread on the go..... http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=217272&st=0 Yeah, lets give tickets to a club in administration to sell and wait expectantly for the money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 There was an old hoor named Dave Murray Who needed some cash in a hurry So he lifted his skirts Let Whyte up his dirts For less than the price of a curry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin M Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 There's a team with more p***ks than a cactus and humility, well they seem to lack this But since Livi and Dundee and now this, you and me Know a lot of insolvency practice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie guevara Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 What will the Scottish press do, If the news out of Ibrox is true, It's the end of this farce, They all kissed Minty's arse, Now they're up to their backsides in poo. Run out of greenies sorry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckled tangerine Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 another..........Chick young can`t accept what he fears, thinks misplaced hope saves him from tears, with his buddy Jim White, quivering lip through the shite, Rangers death ending both their careers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeHectorPar Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Rangers Media have got yet another quality thread on the go..... http://forum.rangers...pic=217272& st=0 Yeah, lets give tickets to a club in administration to sell and wait expectantly for the money It's going to cost your club a fvckin' packet paying the old bill to stop this lot tearing each others' throats out outside the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-2 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Rangers Media have got yet another quality thread on the go..... http://forum.rangers...pic=217272&st=0 Yeah, lets give tickets to a club in administration to sell and wait expectantly for the money I'm sure HarrogateBlue will be about 25 stones, have full colour tatoos of King Billy on one fore arm and the Queen on the other with the kerb outside house painted red, white and blue. What a complete nut job. As for calling 'Brown' the enemy who is first to destroy Rangers. It again shows how little these morons know of the real world given that Steve will sadly be one of the first to vote the bigots back in if it comes to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenlantern Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 There was a bold man called Whytie, Who ruined many companies in blighty, He wheeled & he dealed, Screamed & he squealed, Now he's left all the gers fans feel shitey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Rangers Media have got yet another quality thread on the go..... http://forum.rangers...pic=217272&st=0 Yeah, lets give tickets to a club in administration to sell and wait expectantly for the money Copy and paste please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 There's a team that we all despiseIt woldnae pay for ,supplies,It failed to pay tax,Noo it's shittin it's khaks,Parties galore when it dies. Location: Co Limerick! The Peepel can't see that it's true, That the laughably named Knights of Blue, Kennedy and Bill Ng, Will not purchase a thing, So it's straight liquidation for you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeHectorPar Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Just a couple of suggestions. 1) It would be nice if in the (very) near future we could have a thread entitled "Where were you when you heard about Rangers' Liquidation?". It would be of immense interest to future historians just like in the case of JFK. 2) Can somebody start a Rangers Limerick thread so we can get this one back on track.....Pleeeeeaaaaase! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friedrich Engels Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Rangers Media have got yet another quality thread on the go..... http://forum.rangers...pic=217272&st=0 Yeah, lets give tickets to a club in administration to sell and wait expectantly for the money Christ, every time i follow a link on here to rangers media i am astounded, these clowns actually believe that Scottish football owes them something. i can't wait to see what they propose when rangers are liquidated. lets hope half of them are so upset they decide to boycott life itself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 (edited) Christ, every time i follow a link on here to rangers media i am astounded, these clowns actually believe that Scottish football owes them something. i can't wait to see what they propose when rangers are liquidated. lets hope half of them are so upset they decide to boycott life itself No one likes them, they don't care...... Edited to add, having read the thread that was linked, I have to admire the optimism of the many fans who are saying "Leave the boycott to next season", as if it's a given there'll be a team to follow in the first place... Edited April 19, 2012 by Ross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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