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There has been much ado about a pizza on another football forum I read, the Lidl Inferno. So having nothing in my gaff for dinner tonight I had a light bulb moment on the Subway and darted in Lidl to get one. Jesus Christ it is hot and I eat and make hot as hell curries all the time. Burning mouth, runny nose and beads of sweat on upper lip. I got another pint of juice and was dipping the crust in mayo to get through it, ate a few ice cubes after too. I hope my arse is okay tomorrow.

Here's what it looks like...

Anyone tried it? Go get one, I dare you it only costs £1.29.

I've got another tucked away in the freezer for a rainy day.

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Never had one before but I'll buy one tomorrow.

I eat hot curries fairly often and the spiciest pizza that Dominoes did, The Meltdown Revenge, didn't faze me. Bring it.

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I sticked some Mad Dog 357 Ghost pepper sauce on that pizza, and safe to say, it was childsplay. Get a Paal doon ya!

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I love them.

You're a poofter Lambie. I put extra jalapenos on mine and cover it in Tabasco :D Must lose at least 2lbs sweating and another 6lbs after it cleanses my insides.

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There has been much ado about a pizza on another football forum I read, the Lidl Inferno. So having nothing in my gaff for dinner tonight I had a light bulb moment on the Subway and darted in Lidl to get one. Jesus Christ it is hot and I eat and make hot as hell curries all the time. Burning mouth, runny nose and beads of sweat on upper lip. I got another pint of juice and was dipping the crust in mayo to get through it, ate a few ice cubes after too. I hope my arse is okay tomorrow.

Here's what it looks like...

Anyone tried it? Go get one, I dare you it only costs £1.29.

I've got another tucked away in the freezer for a rainy day.

The guy could at least have given his stove a wipe, it looks like a fucking health hazard.

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Tempting, but I'm not sure where I can pencil in three full days spent on the pan. The ingredients for the most part aren't spicy so the chilli peppers must make up for it.

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Yeah I had one of these last week, could only manage half of it before throwing in the towel. Sweat pouring outta every pore in my face!

I'm betting your other one will sit in the freezer for weeks till the memory of the ring sting you are about to experience subsides.

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Amazingly I just found one in the freezer. Maw musta bought it. I just put it in the oven there so we'll see how we go.

Keep us updated in realtime whilst eating

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Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Aye it was bloody hot. Thought it was fine after the first slice but i could hardly breathe by the end. Hottest pizza ive ever had anyway. Ive had slightly hotter curries. Will purchase again.

I write this live from the toilet pan.

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Might try one of these but I've been known to get bad ring sting after a large portion of veg pakora, so I'm unsure if it's wise.

On a side note, Alfredo's lasagne is excellent stuff.

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This sounds immense. I was going to have a haggis pizza for tea ce soir but I might have to pop into Lidl on the way home and get one of these instead. If I do try it I shall report back with my findings.

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There has been much ado about a pizza on another football forum I read, the Lidl Inferno. So having nothing in my gaff for dinner tonight I had a light bulb moment on the Subway and darted in Lidl to get one. Jesus Christ it is hot and I eat and make hot as hell curries all the time. Burning mouth, runny nose and beads of sweat on upper lip. I got another pint of juice and was dipping the crust in mayo to get through it, ate a few ice cubes after too. I hope my arse is okay tomorrow.

Here's what it looks like...

Anyone tried it? Go get one, I dare you it only costs £1.29.

I've got another tucked away in the freezer for a rainy day.

So a pizza with some chillies on it then?

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