The 'What did you get for Xmas' Thread.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

6 minutes ago, Drew Brees said:

 

It’s more the long game than anything else for me. I use mine all the time to play music, pause and play the tv, set timers for food, bath etc. find my phone (as I live alone and misplace it often). Nothing exciting but use it every day and would def miss it.

 

Do you have one of these as well?

[heedthebaa]

1 hour ago, ICTJohnboy said:

Did anyone else get an Amazon Echo Dot in their stocking?

If so have you found anything useful you can do with it?

Haven’t opened mine yet and not a clue what to do with it when I do 

[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

I had to do a double take when I opened it, but my Mum and Dad gave me a cheque for the princely value of £1,000. I'm going to buy two new Pioneer CDJ850s tomorrow, the humblebragging fucker that I am.

[Drew Brees]

Do you have one of these as well?

 

Timers, not reminders. Im old but not care home old yet.

[Chicken Wing]

I had to do a double take when I opened it, but my Mum and Dad gave me a cheque for the princely value of £1,000. I'm going to buy two new Pioneer CDJ850s tomorrow, the humblebragging fucker that I am.

Cheques in this day and age? It'll bounce

[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

12 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said:

47 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said:

I had to do a double take when I opened it, but my Mum and Dad gave me a cheque for the princely value of £1,000. I'm going to buy two new Pioneer CDJ850s tomorrow, the humblebragging fucker that I am.

Cheques in this day and age? It'll bounce

My mother still insists on cheques to this day. She'd be the worst drug dealer ever.

[Sergeant Wilson]

6 hours ago, Cerberus said:

I treated myself to a solid gold piano despite 4 million children in the UK living in poverty.

Oh no that was your Queen and master.

Oh shut up. They're burning flowers to keep warm.

[senorsoupe]

I got death threats from the misuses' alcoholic uncle, two minutes later he told me what a good guy I am so it's a bit conflicting

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

2 minutes ago, senorsoupe said:

I got death threats from the misuses' alcoholic uncle, two minutes later he told me what a good guy I am so it's a bit conflicting

Does his first and second names end in a vowel?

[senorsoupe]

Just now, Zen Archer said:

Does his first and second names end in a vowel?

Yes, partly because he's Italian

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

Just now, senorsoupe said:

Yes, partly because he's Italian

You're fucked mate.

[senorsoupe]

Just now, Zen Archer said:

You're fucked mate.

Yah, it's not an ideal situation

[JamieThomas]

Got an Echo Dot which, as it was sent from the motherland, allows me to listen to Radio Scotland meaning I'll no longer be forced to miss Packie Bonner dribbling shite out his word hole.

Delighted.

[Miguel Sanchez]

On 25/12/2018 at 10:31, welshbairn said:

That's how Stormy Daniels described Trump's cock.

[Daydream]

Australia Pink Floyd Tickets for next year.

Couple of records. Books. [emoji1303]

[Dazzle]

Barbour jacket
Stay at piperdam
Tattoo voucher
Next voucher
Vikings top
Jordan 1s
Bayern jumper
Red dead 2
Polo

Far too much but delighted.

[SweeperDee]

Money, aftershave, and a pair of noise-cancelling Sennheiser headphones.

[Oooooft]

A Russian wifie got an arm for Xmas.

 

 

Unfortunately, she had two when she went to the pub.

 

https://meaww.com/bear-tears-off-elderly-woman-arm-eats-it-during-christmas-party-russian-city?fbclid=IwAR3Suv409yyAvEiXuOQa5ekLbSumtYcaWJWUYImTriF6OHBS7ja48PiOgtg

 

[Sergeant Wilson]

19 minutes ago, Oooooft said:

A Russian wifie got an arm for Xmas.

 

 

Unfortunately, she had two when she went to the pub.

 

https://meaww.com/bear-tears-off-elderly-woman-arm-eats-it-during-christmas-party-russian-city?fbclid=IwAR3Suv409yyAvEiXuOQa5ekLbSumtYcaWJWUYImTriF6OHBS7ja48PiOgtg

 

Elderly at 53, fucksake!

[Cerberus]

Saw necklace