Hedgecutter Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 (edited) This week: I managed to leave the office unlocked overnight to see an angry email in everyone's email inbox the next morning which I never owned up to. If that wasn't bad enough, I also stole a penguin biscuit from the boardroom tray while passing by. Your turn... Edited September 6, 2022 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Im going to Tynecastle next week.... a viewing the wife says.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I used a scalpel to remove the cream that was inside a few of the chocolates that a workmate had brought in and replaced it with hand cream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Went for a job interview and told the company I work for currently that I was at the bank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Me and my boss took a back hander for some old stock we felt it was justified as our company are complete c***s 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Our Christmas tree has been up since Thursday. We're listening to the latest version of Do They Know It's Christmas? on Bliss right now. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I once told a Morrisson's cashier that she couldn't sell Modern Warfare 2 (this was a few years ago) to a 10-year old kid that was about to get the last copy in the store (I was behind him in the queue). Once the kid had ran away (crying), I then proceeded to ask the woman for the game. I could sense her disgust and felt guilty for all of seven minutes until I got home and was killing some towel-heads with an assault rifle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Our Christmas tree has been up since Thursday. We're listening to the latest version of Do They Know It's Christmas? on Bliss right now. Genuinely, I was going to post that you're even worse than Gaz (in a homage to Kilt's famous post), but you know, after reading his post below, I'm really not sure... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I steal milk for my coffee from the communal fridge. I haven't bought a pint of milk at work for 18 months. I make a point of prioritising those milk cartons that people mark with pens to note the level it should be at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Genuinely, I was going to post that you're even worse than Gaz (in a homage to Kilt's famous post), but you know, after reading his post below, I'm really not sure... I'm a sad act. He's just fucking evil! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I piss in the milk that I leave in the communal fridge at work and mark the carton with a pen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I once told a Morrisson's cashier that she couldn't sell Modern Warfare 2 (this was a few years ago) to a 10-year old kid that was about to get the last copy in the store (I was behind him in the queue). Once the kid had ran away (crying), I then proceeded to ask the woman for the game. I could sense her disgust and felt guilty for all of seven minutes until I got home and was killing some towel-heads with an assault rifle. That's genuinely one of the worst things I've ever read. Shame on you Gaz, shame on you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I steal milk for my coffee from the communal fridge. I haven't bought a pint of milk at work for 18 months. I make a point of prioritising those milk cartons that people mark with pens to note the level it should be at. I do that as well. I'll also occasionally pour myself a glass of milk and top the carton up with water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Worked in a well known electrical retailer and really wanted a certain 100hz Panasonic 28'' telly about 10 years ago, was on the go for @£650 at the time. I knew there was 1 boxed unit left and it had gone discontinued so I sold the one off display telling the customer it was the last one, think I gave him a tenner off. Bought the boxed one myself about 2 months later.........for £236 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 The only way to dissuade me is by buying skimmed milk, which is the devil's cum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 When I stayed in Elderslie, I sent two fat American tourists in the opposite direction of the Wallace monument. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I used to sneak random items into other shoppers trolleys. Condoms, tampons etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 When in a crowded room full of people a fart and cover the nose with a cough. I also try to save a fart for when I just leave a lift full of people. Also I steal all the good flavours of Crunch Corners and eat them at night so my brother gets none of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattBairn Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I once told a Morrisson's cashier that she couldn't sell Modern Warfare 2 (this was a few years ago) to a 10-year old kid that was about to get the last copy in the store (I was behind him in the queue). Once the kid had ran away (crying), I then proceeded to ask the woman for the game. I could sense her disgust and felt guilty for all of seven minutes until I got home and was killing some towel-heads with an assault rifle. Even though you were totally right in what you did, it still manages to be bad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 20, 2011 Author Share Posted November 20, 2011 Went for a job interview and told the company I work for currently that I was at the bank. I know of a guy that's been sent Down South on a training course by his company but he skived one of the days to go for a preplanned interview with another firm to save the expense of going back.'Being green' will be the excuse if they find out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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