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The Mario Balotelli Appreciation Thread

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When he first came to England detested his attitude. Now love the guy. His off the field antics equally crack me up.

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I really want to believe everything that appears in the papers is true. What a fantastic character. The madcap antics, the Robin Hood style charity and the womanizing. The man's a hero.

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Apparantly has paid for 24 tramps to stay in Hilton in Manchester on New Years Eve. What a guy!

Confirmed as a pile of shite

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9/10, got the John Lewis one wrong :( Thought it was leaving the taps on.

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Apparantly has paid for 24 tramps to stay in Hilton in Manchester on New Years Eve. What a guy!

Amazes me people actually believe stories like this huh.gif Balotelli is a Multi-Millionaire young guy. He's also ridiculously arrogant and an utter p***k. You'll find the only stories that are true are the ones about getting parking fines, then bullying staff into collecting his car from the pound, and setting off fireworks in his house. All the "good" things he does is either made up, or he's forced to do it by his agent/ club. I doubt he'd be fun to hang out with

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Amazes me people actually believe stories like this huh.gif Balotelli is a Multi-Millionaire young guy. He's also ridiculously arrogant and an utter p***k. You'll find the only stories that are true are the ones about getting parking fines, then bullying staff into collecting his car from the pound, and setting off fireworks in his house. All the "good" things he does is either made up, or he's forced to do it by his agent/ club. I doubt he'd be fun to hang out with

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Amazes me people actually believe stories like this huh.gif Balotelli is a Multi-Millionaire young guy. He's also ridiculously arrogant and an utter p***k. You'll find the only stories that are true are the ones about getting parking fines, then bullying staff into collecting his car from the pound, and setting off fireworks in his house. All the "good" things he does is either made up, or he's forced to do it by his agent/ club. I doubt he'd be fun to hang out with

Blasphemy!

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The first time i'm skeptical about our hero sad.gif sorry guys I just had a hard day and I took it out on our leader, I hope you can all forgive me sad.gif

Edited by FauldhouseJambo

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I got this email today called The Balotelli Facts, apologies if already on here

-Survived a usually fatal disease at birth

· £10,000 in parking fines.

· Car has been impounded 27 times.

· £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.

· Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.

· Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.

· Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.

· Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.

· The "bib" saga.

· Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.

· Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"

· Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.

· Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.

· Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.

· Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.

· Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.

· He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.

· Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.

· After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?

· Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"

· Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.

· Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.

· Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs. (NICE ONE SON)

· Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"

· Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.

· Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.

· Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.

· Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.

· Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.

· Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.

· Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.

· Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.

. And - filling up motorists cars for free, at the local petrol station

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