Bert Raccoon Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 It's like someone being turned away from a nightclub for being underage then trying to sneak in a fire exit. It would be hillarious if they got in but chances are they'd vomit all over the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Just let me stay min, I've tried calling the number on the home page about three times and had no answer. Cringe****** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I've tried calling the number on the home page about three times and had no answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Vintage Mario today - brand new hairstyle and two bookings in 18 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Surprised this hasn't been posted yet. Mario, we salute you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRmDCiZjZQ&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRD Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 I think he's brilliant, attitude and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Any footballer in the world that finds himself standing yards away from an empty net with the ball dropping right in front of them would think something along the lines of "yes, I'm about to score a goal here, get in". Every footballer apart from Mario Balotelli that is, who clearly thought "how can I score a tap in and look like a fucking lad at the same time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTDEE2 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 School names part of building after Mario. Super Mario Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Just let me stay min, I've tried calling the number on the home page about three times and had no answer. Genuinely one of the most tragic things I've ever read in my life. It's only a forum FFS. Then again, this tit did come online "gassed" and made a thread entitled "best forim in the worlD"...nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Genuinely one of the most tragic things I've ever read in my life. It's only a forum FFS. Then again, this tit did come online "gassed" and made a thread entitled "best forim in the worlD"...nuff said. It's lucky that you've never made a rip-roaring c**t of yourself on here, twisteH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fife Saint Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Genuinely one of the most tragic things I've ever read in my life. It's only a forum FFS. Then again, this tit did come online "gassed" and made a thread entitled "best forim in the worlD"...nuff said. Facebook link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizlopi Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/12122011/58/premier-league-balotelli-150-000-curry.html Not for Balotelli, however: according to the Daily Star's account, the player and his friends decided to entertain their fellow diners by staging an impromptu mock sword fight, using rolling pins as pretend swords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 It's lucky that you've never made a rip-roaring c**t of yourself on here, twisteH. AEK Athens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 ET mentions Mario could be getting fined £150k for breaking a curfew to grab a midnight curry. Is he back for tonight's game. He could be too hot to handle for Chelski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTDEE2 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 AEK Athens Great team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 He does it again! 1-0 City Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 so he took them out in fancy dress for the christmas party then haha http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3995554/United-and-City-aces-party.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Our boy has been in trouble again "Mario Balotelli has been involved in a bust-up with team-mate Micah Richards at Manchester City's Carrington training ground. The pair became embroiled in a scuffle during training on Thursday as City prepared for Sunday's Premier League clash with Arsenal. Both players are believed to have exchanged words before squaring up to each other, with Richards having to be restrained by some of his team-mates. However, Richards played down the incident and revealed on his Twitter account that he and the controversial Balotelli had settled their differences. "Me & Mario are all good! These things happen in training & we shook hands after. it shows passion!" Richards wrote. Balotelli has been involved in a number of misdemeanours since signing for City from Inter Milan in a deal worth £24m last year. He is reported to have had similar training-ground rows with Jerome Boateng and Vincent Kompany, while he broke a strict curfew to go for a meal ahead of Monday's defeat to Chelsea." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jockys_barmy_army Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 i am in guy is a total legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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