Big Gus Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 My posting style is always deadly serious and deadpan McKee. You are truly the master of observation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 However, you could figuratively be said to have invited it in a 'tempting fate' type of way, and Morton fans certainly invited the schadenfreude which followed for the rest of us. Much in the same way Livi fans did in the run up to the opening game of the season against us. However, that result seemed to cool things down in that respect. If I remember correctly there were a few Morton fans on that ripping them for getting ahead of themselves too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Genuinely, being unbiased, you take yourself more seriously than almost anyone else on here. You posted the picture because you're an attention seeking berk. yes, that's it fifespud, you've got me pegged. My posting style is always deadly serious and deadpan McKee. You are truly the master of observation. Actually, you try far too hard to be humorous, and it just doesn't work for you at all. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Actually, you try far too hard to be humorous, and it just doesn't work for you at all. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you. I think I'll be OK McKee. Thanks for your concern though. Maybe if you try harder your posting style will elevate from the tone of a 5th year in his first debating class at the Greenock Secondary School for the terminally dull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 You try far too hard to be humorous, and it just doesn't work for you at all. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you. Exhibit A: Maybe if you try harder your posting style will elevate from the tone of a 5th year in his first debating class at the Greenock Secondary School for the terminally dull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 yes, that's it fifespud, you've got me pegged. Actually, you try far too hard to be humorous, and it just doesn't work for you at all. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you. McKee I hate to the one to break it to you (actually I'm fucking loving it) but Big Gus is the author of one of the most universally acclaimed, yes and very funny, threads in P and B history. Again I'm loving telling you, but far from you being the ultimate arbiter on P and B, a self styled 'Master Telter', you are in fact a fud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Exhibit A: Apart from the soiled pants pic I have no other exhibits at your attempt at mirth. Sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 yes, that's it fifespud, you've got me pegged. Actually, you try far too hard to be humorous, and it just doesn't work for you at all. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you. Wee tip for you, if you make it 3 quotes you can unleash 'the power of 3'. Politicians, quite significant politicians use it all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 McKee I hate to the one to break it to you (actually I'm fucking loving it) but Big Gus is the author of one of the most universally acclaimed, yes and very funny, threads in P and B history. Again I'm loving telling you, but far from you being the ultimate arbiter on P and B, a self styled 'Master Telter', you are in fact a fud. I've read a few of the reviews actually. They don't strike me as being particularly funny. It just seems to be along the lines "easting part A of pie was like extreme and explicit event X. Seeing part B of pie was akin to extreme and explicit event Y. Lifting part C of pie it was...". It's just more evidence to the try too hard nature of BigGus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I think you need to be a little bit humourous yourself to enjoy other humour. Given that you come across as a such crushing bore I'm not hugely suprised you don't enjoy them. Thanks for reading though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I've read a few of the reviews actually. They don't strike me as being particularly funny. It just seems to be along the lines "easting part A of pie was like extreme and explicit event X. Seeing part B of pie was akin to extreme and explicit event Y. Lifting part C of pie it was...". It's just more evidence to the try too hard nature of BigGus. Well I'm off to bed but perhaps whilst I'm sleeping you can point me in the direction of one of your 'funny' posts so we can all piss ourselves. You've seriously made an extra special tit of yourself tonight and by your own very high standards of making yourself a tit, that's no mean feat. Night night. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I think you need to be a little bit humourous yourself to enjoy other humour. Given that you come across as a such crushing bore I'm not hugely suprised you don't enjoy them. Thanks for reading though. Where's the classic reply from Big Gus' School of Comic Repartee? This one is lacking severly in try too hard humour. Should it not be something along the lines of: "Given that a belm like you seems about as humourous as finding a ping-pong lump on the scrotom, it's not in the least bit suprising to find you don't enjoy them" Interesting to see you regard your reviews as "humour" though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Well I'm off to bed but perhaps whilst I'm sleeping you can point me in the direction of one of your 'funny' posts so we can all piss ourselves. You've seriously made an extra special tit of yourself tonight and by your own very high standards of making yourself a tit, that's no mean feat. Night night. Well you're the fortification of validity in that respect, aren't you? As the "Wee Dublin Brigade" will testify. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I'm sure Div will soon be in touch to put your rapier wit on the front page to bring it to a wider audience very soon. I wouldn't want to remove such an esteemed internet comic from the limelight. That would only lead to even more try too hard material in reclamation of the position. And no one wants that. No one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I wouldn't want to remove such an esteemed internet comic from the limelight. That would only lead to even more try too hard material in reclamation of the position. And no one wants that. No one. It's a shame for you that it's been so popular. You'll just have to put up with it a little longer. Sorry for your sadface. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 It's a shame for you that it's been so popular. You'll just have to put up with it a little longer. Sorry for your sadface. I know, imagine getting to the Pie and Bovril homepage. You must be batting off the groupies with a stick! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 XXXxxXXXPrincessofPAraidiceXXXxXX had my quote in her sig once. Big pimpin'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Every. Single. Thread. This forum is fucking shite now, bunch of belters ruining it for other folk. If only the ignore function wiped every trace of selected posters right off the board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 XXXxxXXXPrincessofPAraidiceXXXxXX had my quote in her sig once. Big pimpin'. Well she is fond of eulogizing massive cocks. Every. Single. Thread. This forum is fucking shite now, bunch of belters ruining it for other folk. If only the ignore function wiped every trace of selected posters right off the board. Stop whining. You've done more than your fair share of entertaining FifeSpud in recent times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Well she is fond of eulogizing massive cocks. She never really. For someone who never takes themselves serious on the internet you do seem permenantly sucked in... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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