Karpaty Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 The aptly named Monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawfield Stallion Posted September 2, 2011 Author Share Posted September 2, 2011 f**k you Monster! Otter obsessed creep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Soo how'd he do today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Soo how'd he do today? Amzaing, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Sweeney has managed to guide NASA satellite back to earth and plans to score against the wee rangers tomorrow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Heard that John's stem cells cure all known diseases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoosierclyde Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 "Heard that John's stem cells cure all known diseases." So that's why Peyton Manning was in Europe this week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 I think John needs to get back to just playing football,It seems all his good deeds are getting in the way of the Clyde assault on the league title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berwick-the-unbeatable Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 John was found today in Stephen Thomson's back pocket after the game. In all fairness though, Thomson's arse is an unbeliavaby attractive place to be. I'm sure the two made friends and that they will exchange tips and John will become a better player from the experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 John was found today in Stephen Thomson's back pocket after the game. In all fairness though, Thomson's arse is an unbeliavaby attractive place to be. I'm sure the two made friends and that they will exchange tips and John will become a better player from the experience. Well, apparently oor John got a assist for Neil's goal. Probably contributed more than most this afternoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 John was found today in Stephen Thomson's back pocket after the game. In all fairness though, Thomson's arse is an unbeliavaby attractive place to be. I'm sure the two made friends and that they will exchange tips and John will become a better player from the experience. This was due to the fact he'd spent the previous night and most of the morning shagging Susan Boyle. Sources say he was "taking one for the team" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycey The Gypo Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 I found this in my local Tesco. It seems John was approached by EA to be on this years cover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 John sometimes regrets swapping left feet with Lionel Messi.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREDDYFRY Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Confirmed today that John starts work on the new stadium after the game on Saturday. Weather permitting he should have the work completed by November. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunkindonut Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Rumour has it that he is going to quarry all the stone required in Wales and transport it one block at a time on his back to Scotland. He will then fire all the bricks needed in the oven in his kitchen... The foundations he will dig out with his bare hands... not sure if any of those rumours have just been made up though, perhaps the Clyde faithfull could clarify? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Rumour has it that he is going to quarry all the stone required in Wales and transport it one block at a time on his back to Scotland. He will then fire all the bricks needed in the oven in his kitchen... The foundations he will dig out with his bare hands... not sure if any of those rumours have just been made up though, perhaps the Clyde faithfull could clarify? That's absolute nonsense, John fires the bricks with his own breath, he can carry seven blocks at a time and he will be using a child's garden trowel to dig out the foundations. This thread was all going so well until this kind of nonsense started appearing. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mon the mo Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 What happened to him today????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunkindonut Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I see a few members of the society are starting to have doubts about your hero's abilities in the Clyde v Alloa board about Tuesday night's game... Two things have to be considered in light of recent performances on the pitch by the Clyde player known as 'The Sweenster' : 1. Has Paul Hartley slipped some kryptonite in his boots for when he plays Alloa? 2. Can you be chucked out of the society for doubting The Sweeney's superpowers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usbcable Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 only time ive seen him against Berwick he's looked okay, not the best player on the pitch but not the worst. Can pick a pass that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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