the_bully_wee Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 All formidable goals; yet all but Sweeney's aren't quite attuned the gargantuan pinnacle of a Sweeney goal. Some say linesmen had to start inspecting nets for holes before games and at half-time due to the fact John Sweeney had started playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David W Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 The Sweendog has an exclusive interview in this weeks SFL newsletter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 I take it I am already a member of this fine club? Can't be missing out on all things John Sweeney if this hasn't already been confirmed. What a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawfield Stallion Posted August 18, 2011 Author Share Posted August 18, 2011 The Sweendog has an exclusive interview in this weeks SFL newsletter! What's the jist of it David? Was he playing the reluctant hero again? Such modesty I take it I am already a member of this fine club? Can't be missing out on all things John Sweeney if this hasn't already been confirmed. What a man. You certainly are comrade, membership no. 019. Your tufty club badge is in the post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawfield Stallion Posted August 18, 2011 Author Share Posted August 18, 2011 Well, that's it official then...John Sweeney's strikes are better than Ronaldo, Carlos Alberto, Zidane, Maradona, Messi and van Basten combined. We all knew it anyway but it's good to have it down on paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 You know what the best thing is, he absolutely must know about this by now I'm sure it will do his confidence no harm at all, because unlike the cult following of Neil McGowan and CK's stalking of Bouadji and Hunter - this is actually based on him genuinely playing well, and rescuing orphans from communist sharks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawfield Stallion Posted August 18, 2011 Author Share Posted August 18, 2011 You know what the best thing is, he absolutely must know about this by now He does, I linked him up on facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David W Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 What's the jist of it David? Was he playing the reluctant hero again? Such modesty You certainly are comrade, membership no. 019. Your tufty club badge is in the post The actual article isn't posted until tomorrow normally; I'll put it up on here then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maccanee Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Anyone spotted this on twitter? http://twitter.com/#!/sweeney6clyde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 John Sweeney played a bounce game against Spurs last night. Sweeney won 3-1. He got sent off with ten minutes to go mind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Most of the twitter account isn't very funny in all honesty, but this one is a gem. "Mentel and JC have asked me to stay behind for an hour after training to help them with their goalkeeping. Fools." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawfield Stallion Posted August 18, 2011 Author Share Posted August 18, 2011 Most of the twitter account isn't very funny in all honesty, but this one is a gem. "Mentel and JC have asked me to stay behind for an hour after training to help them with their goalkeeping. Fools." I think it's pretty good! May I direct you all to a comment ScottR96 made on facebook which sums things up better than I could tonight; Charlie Miller in the SSN studio nearly greetin' was hilarious. f**k you, we've got Sweendog now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 John Sweeney fondles otters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 John Sweeney wrote and illustrated the original Kama Sutra.... with his right foot... in 3 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawfield Stallion Posted August 18, 2011 Author Share Posted August 18, 2011 John Sweeney fondles otters. Get out. Get out THIS INSTANT. In fact, where are my manners? Stay a while. Here, have a seat on the clubhouse armchair. Yep, that's the one. Care for some brandy? Now that you're settled, watch this from 1.40 in, and then this from 0.30 in. Once you've educated yourself you're more than welcome to join the Bourgeoisie. There isn't even an initiation ceremony (yet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 I wish to join. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adolfo Rios Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 John Sweeney fondles otters. Lucky otters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Get out. Get out THIS INSTANT. In fact, where are my manners? Stay a while. Here, have a seat on the clubhouse armchair. Yep, that's the one. Care for some brandy? Now that you're settled, watch this from 1.40 in, and then this from 0.30 in. Once you've educated yourself you're more than welcome to join the Bourgeoisie. There isn't even an initiation ceremony (yet) Flukes from an otter-fondling thimble-sucker. Corduroy-wearing cushion-plumper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 He is 9/1 to score the first goal tomorrow. Putting my mortgage on it. I don't even have a mortgage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunkindonut Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Heard a rumour that Partick Thistle are interested in signing your hero, The Sweeney, is it true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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