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S4C's coverage of Welsh football is streets ahead of the Beeb in Scotland. And they do bilingual commentary unlike Alba. Mind you it would probably be cheaper for them to send dvd's of the games out to the viewers than broadcasting them.

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http://www.thecourier.co.uk/sport/football/championship/raith-boss-backs-new-striker-to-help-solve-goal-drought-1.923933

The youngster has played his way into contention with a brace in Monday’s 3-1 victory over Stirling Albion in a Development League East fixture.

He scored one and got an assist with another.

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http://www.saintmirren.net/pages/?p=53560

 

Saints could have been ahead inside three-minutes had it not been for a well-timed last ditch challenge from Rovers defender, Frank McKeown. The former Stranraer left-back managed to beat Stephen Mallan to a loose ball yards from an unguarded goal following a howler from keeper Kevin Cuthbert.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rory_McKeown

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Nicked from Twitter. Microdave will be along in a minute with another one from today's Record.

Saw him on telly saying that The Rangers return to the Premiership will boost crowds but how can a team, born in 2012 return to a division they have never graced?

 

And forgive me, but doesn't he represent the SPFL, or is the F in SPFL silent after all?

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I was watching the sportscene results come in a few weeks ago when Pat Nevin panned off the race for 2nd place in the championship as it only meant that the team who came second played the first game in the play offs as the home team. Utter sh*thouse of a guy. 

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The Govan Bugle, aka Glasgow Herald, have a "report" from Easter Rd by Nick Rodger, "Golf Correspondent".

FFS. They've treated the game with the respect they obviously think it deserved. (Why not ask Foreign Affairs Editor David Pratt to cover Saturday's match? He wouldn't even need to fly back from Afghanistan to file his copy, just rattle off a hundred words).

And there's more....Our golf expert reckons Bob McHugh "bundled in the equaliser". (Check out the actual quality header on SSN).

Great work Nick, you utter fud.

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