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Also, the picture used in that story:

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Great effort lads :1eye

That ball was actually skyed away from Rugby Park by Kris Boyd a few years ago and ended up in a garden somewhere up the east coast.

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The standard of Sky's journalism has been getting shiteier and shiteier. As long as they can run 300 stories on Fergie's retirement and pump billions in to the EPL that's all that matters, right?

There are other things that matter................................??

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The sports burd on BBC Breakfast this morning announced that "Alloa had won the Div1 playoff, at the expense of Dumbarton".

Pity the SFL never told us, we might have sent a team to contest the game, rather than rely on a debt-ridden shower like Dunfermline to represent us. The nation's broadcaster, having no interest what's going on outside London as usual.

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The sports burd on BBC Breakfast this morning announced that "Alloa had won the Div1 playoff, at the expense of Dumbarton".

Pity the SFL never told us, we might have sent a team to contest the game, rather than rely on a debt-ridden shower like Dunfermline to represent us. The nation's broadcaster, having no interest what's going on outside London as usual.

Does this mean then that it's actually you lot who go down?

Sorry about the shite displays then.

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  • 1 month later...

Never knew our young midfielder, James Craigen, had been promoted:

Assistant manager James Craigen said the training had gone well, adding: “It’s obviously great to be back and see everyone but it has been quite tough. We started on Monday with the fitness tests and throughout the week there’s been quite a lot of running and physical stuff.”

http://www.milngavieherald.co.uk/sport/jags-head-south-for-friendly-1-2988997

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Today's print version of the daily record refers to our new signing as "Karl Higginbotham" and has the headline "Karl Sparks". Someone must have spent ages thinking that up- it's a pity his first name is Kallum.

On a slightly more accurate, but still wrong, note The Sun kept referring to Allan Archibald in their article about Higginbotham. Pretty sure it's just one 'L' for Archibald's first name.

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Today's print version of the daily record refers to our new signing as "Karl Higginbotham" and has the headline "Karl Sparks". Someone must have spent ages thinking that up- it's a pity his first name is Kallum.

Be fair, it is an unknown player who has never played in Scot...oh wait!

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Sunday Snail had a picture of Stevie Lawleff scoring one of his goals. Another photo was tagged as him then celebrating the goal with his teammates when it is in fact Kris Doolan celebrating his opener.

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