Skyline Drifter Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Well that's absolutely rubbish. No doubt it'll be like this. Every week. "In Ladbrokes League One runaway leaders Dunfermline continued their dominance with a 3-0 victory against Albion Rovers at Cliftonhill. Michael Moffat netted twice and said afterwards he was "Pleased to score a couple". Ayr managed Ian McCall said he was satisfied with a 1-1 draw with Brechin in a game that saw Paddy Boyle sent off early on. The pressure continues to ramp up on Cowdenbeath gaffer, Colin Nish after a 4-0 home defeat to Dick Campbell's Forfar Athletic. Stranraer and Airdrieonians shared shared goals at Stair Park, with Blues hitman Craig Malcolm scoring 2 in the dying minutes to rescue a point for last seasons promotion hopefuls. Peterhead won 1-0 at home to Stenhousemuir thanks to a Rory McAllister strike." It's a good effort but there aren't enough references to former Rangers players in there. I'm sure there must be a few from League One that could be shoehorned in. Allan Johnston and Ian McCall for a start but even in playing terms there must be some surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BinoBalls Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Well that's absolutely rubbish. No doubt it'll be like this. Every week. "In Ladbrokes League One runaway leaders Dunfermline continued their dominance with a 3-0 victory against Albion Rovers at Cliftonhill. Michael Moffat netted twice and said afterwards he was "Pleased to score a couple". Ayr managed Ian McCall said he was satisfied with a 1-1 draw with Brechin in a game that saw Paddy Boyle sent off early on. The pressure continues to ramp up on Cowdenbeath gaffer, Colin Nish after a 4-0 home defeat to Dick Campbell's Forfar Athletic. Stranraer and Airdrieonians shared shared goals at Stair Park, with Blues hitman Craig Malcolm scoring 2 in the dying minutes to rescue a point for last seasons promotion hopefuls. Peterhead won 1-0 at home to Stenhousemuir thanks to a Rory McAllister strike." It definitely needs pimped out to be more Rangers-centric: "In Ladbrokes League One runaway leaders Dunfermline continued their dominance with a 3-0 victory against Albion Rovers at Cliftonhill, which is the same scoreline the mighty Glasgow Rangers beat Peterhead with on Sunday. Michael Moffat netted twice and said afterwards he was "Pleased to score a couple", which is incidentally the same number of goals that Kenny Miller bagged for the Gers yesterday. Ayr managed Ian McCall - former midfield dynamo for the Queens' XI - said he was satisfied with a 1-1 draw with Brechin in a game that saw Paddy Boyle sent off early on. The pressure continues to ramp up on Cowdenbeath gaffer, Colin Nish after a 4-0 home defeat to Dick Campbell's Forfar Athletic. Cowdenbeath play in blue - the same colour as Rangers FC. Fellow blue-wearing Stranraer and union-supporting Airdrieonians shared shared goals at Stair Park, with Blues hitman and staunch Protestant Craig Malcolm scoring 2 in the dying minutes to rescue a point for last seasons promotion hopefuls, Peterhead won 1-0 at home to Stenhousemuir thanks to a Rory McAllister strike. He'll be hoping his goal tally earns him a move to Ibrox before the transfer window shuts. Now turn to page 64 for Mark Hateley's hard hitting verdict on the Rangers game." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmy_cammy Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Needs more use of the term "starlet" IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 It definitely needs pimped out to be more Rangers-centric: "In Ladbrokes League One runaway leaders Dunfermline continued their dominance with a 3-0 victory against Albion Rovers at Cliftonhill, which is the same scoreline the mighty Glasgow Rangers beat Peterhead with on Sunday. Michael Moffat netted twice and said afterwards he was "Pleased to score a couple", which is incidentally the same number of goals that Kenny Miller bagged for the Gers yesterday. Ayr managed Ian McCall - former midfield dynamo for the Queens' XI - said he was satisfied with a 1-1 draw with Brechin in a game that saw Paddy Boyle sent off early on. The pressure continues to ramp up on Cowdenbeath gaffer, Colin Nish after a 4-0 home defeat to Dick Campbell's Forfar Athletic. Cowdenbeath play in blue - the same colour as Rangers FC. Fellow blue-wearing Stranraer and union-supporting Airdrieonians shared shared goals at Stair Park, with Blues hitman and staunch Protestant Craig Malcolm scoring 2 in the dying minutes to rescue a point for last seasons promotion hopefuls, Peterhead won 1-0 at home to Stenhousemuir thanks to a Rory McAllister strike. He'll be hoping his goal tally earns him a move to Ibrox before the transfer window shuts. Now turn to page 64 for Mark Hateley's hard hitting verdict on the Rangers game." That is very good to be fair. Think I'll look for a career elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOTD Wannabee Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 The SPFL's YouTube round-up of the first round of the League Cup. Not necessarily calling into question any of the actual content, but the title might need a bit of work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 The SPFL's YouTube round-up of the first round of the League Cup. Not necessarily calling into question any of the actual content, but the title might need a bit of work. I'm gently seething here. What is it with these ignorant b*****ds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmy_cammy Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 It's getting beyond a joke. Are they simply unaware of the existence of Dumfries and Galloway because surely it follows that Dumfries would be in that region? Or is the logic, it's near a border must be in the Borders? Either way it's fucking infuriating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 An example of the finest shitebaggery from the Evening Times. 'West of Scotland' football fans up to no good after a game against Hibs recently. What team can they possibly mean? It can't have been the Jags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 No Glasgow Premiership team has played Hibs recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 After the Sunday Mail mixing up Ben Richards-Everton with Faissal El Bakhtaoui the Courier can't get their Ryans right http://www.thecourier.co.uk/sport/football/league-1/dunfermline-boss-praises-fit-again-ryan-wallace-1.893326 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulloch Gorum Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Journalists really are a bunch of clueless gobshites, aren't they? And clueless gobshites endlessly obsessed with their own perceived importance, no less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBmb5bM7yYg Highly informative chat from Doonhammers captain Chris Higgins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aldo_j Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 A report on Paul Hartley on the BBC website early mention that one of his players at Alloa had a 'crucial element' injury. Unsure what element was injured... I see it's been changed to cruciate ligament now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Journalists really are a bunch of clueless gobshites, aren't they? And clueless gobshites endlessly obsessed with their own perceived importance, no less. Now, now, don't tar everyone with the same brush. I know plenty of very sound, intelligent journos. It's just a shame that the 'big names' give the rest a bad reputation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 In the Daily Record today the details of the Sports Department's editorial meeting must have got mixed up with the headline writers as it declared "It's all about the Rangers". ETA: That could also be their advertising slogan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Reading the League Two round up in the Record that we spoke about on here last week...and it's all about Barry Ferguson being Scott Linton's hero and the fact he played in the Championship last season - at Ibox... It also has the line: The 25 year old joined in the summer from Dumbarton as he looked for a fresh challenge after spending years in Championship relegation dogfights Last year we were safe with 7 games to go, and the season before that finished 5th, just outside a playoff place at the right end. Hardly 'relegation dogfights'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Oh Courier. Davidson, who had five years with Raith before joining Dundee http://www.thecourier.co.uk/sport/football/championship/raith-rovers-3-livingston-0-davidson-happy-after-rovers-return-1.893986 Having spent eight years at Kirkcaldy between 2004 and 2012 http://www.raithrovers.net/20723/davo-returns.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasp22 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Cant find a link but the daily record last week referred to Brian Graham as Brian McLean on more than one occassion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Have the daily record never of Google? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmy_cammy Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1439814717.294347.jpg Have the daily record never of Google? Unless he played for one of the old firm then I very much doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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