Donnyarb Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 My girlfriends a pornstar... she's going to freak when she finds out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Stand Hero Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 My girlfriends a pornstar... she's going to freak when she finds out. She's a pornstar and doesn't know it?! Did you have to drug her then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 No just hid a camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Kids these days don't know they're born. Back in the day the best you could ever hope for was finding a few ripped up pages of a scudbook in the bushes at the park - nowadays it's scat spew porn on tap. Kevin Bridges does a great joke on his 'So Far' DVD on this. Game over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Back when we first got dial up internet, i was about 14 and frequented a few dirty sites on a pretty regular basis. I would hear another dial up tone, after i had already connected, but thought nothing of it. A couple of weeks later we got a 300 quid phone bill in, and my mate's ma grassed me up by explaining to my mum what all the numbers on the itemised bill were. Also had to turn my monitor off and cover up my rager upon hearing my bedroom door opening quite a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 No just hid a camera. Can't wait for you to ask on here where it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowers Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 My girlfriends a pornstar... she's going to freak when she finds out. You know filming yourself having a w**k doesn't make your right hand a pornstar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 No just hid a camera. Filming the 13 year olds now are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_S_A_R Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 about 5 or 6 summers ago i went away for a few weeks for a few music festivals in europe and a kick around spain and my parents said they would redecorate my room while i was away. obviously i had to get the place straightened up before hand, rolling kit was sent round to stay with my mate, jazz mags were chucked out and there was a thorough search for any other paraphenalia or narcotics that might have gone astray. i went on holiday and came home to lovely new room. all my clothes were lying on my bed for me to put in the new drawers. when i lifted the last t-shrt there was a small pile of dvds. i had completely forgotten about my pre laptop/broadband dvd scud supply. 'nurses in heat' (a belter), 'hot teens' (terrible and featuring a baseball bat up the arse scene) and a leather fetish one that i had knocked from a party whose name escapes me. slightly embarrassing but nice of my maw not chuck them out. writing this is making me nostalgic for the nurses one but sadly i chucked them all out before i went travelling a couple of years later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 about 5 or 6 summers ago i went away for a few weeks for a few music festivals in europe and a kick around spain and my parents said they would redecorate my room while i was away. obviously i had to get the place straightened up before hand, rolling kit was sent round to stay with my mate, jazz mags were chucked out and there was a thorough search for any other paraphenalia or narcotics that might have gone astray. i went on holiday and came home to lovely new room. all my clothes were lying on my bed for me to put in the new drawers. when i lifted the last t-shrt there was a small pile of dvds. i had completely forgotten about my pre laptop/broadband dvd scud supply. 'nurses in heat' (a belter), 'hot teens' (terrible and featuring a baseball bat up the arse scene) and a leather fetish one that i had knocked from a party whose name escapes me. slightly embarrassing but nice of my maw not chuck them out. writing this is making me nostalgic for the nurses one but sadly i chucked them all out before i went travelling a couple of years later. Maybe your mum didn't see them. Maybe your dad found them and placed them under the clothes so they were out of sight but you would find them. And just maybe he didn't have a watch of them first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 about 5 or 6 summers ago i went away for a few weeks for a few music festivals in europe and a kick around spain and my parents said they would redecorate my room while i was away. obviously i had to get the place straightened up before hand, rolling kit was sent round to stay with my mate, jazz mags were chucked out and there was a thorough search for any other paraphenalia or narcotics that might have gone astray. i went on holiday and came home to lovely new room. all my clothes were lying on my bed for me to put in the new drawers. when i lifted the last t-shrt there was a small pile of dvds. i had completely forgotten about my pre laptop/broadband dvd scud supply. 'nurses in heat' (a belter), 'hot teens' (terrible and featuring a baseball bat up the arse scene) and a leather fetish one that i had knocked from a party whose name escapes me. slightly embarrassing but nice of my maw not chuck them out. writing this is making me nostalgic for the nurses one but sadly i chucked them all out before i went travelling a couple of years later. 8.1 on IMDb!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_S_A_R Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Maybe your mum didn't see them. Maybe your dad found them and placed them under the clothes so they were out of sight but you would find them. And just maybe he didn't have a watch of them first. my mum tends to take care of the clothes washing. my dad is more into the cooking/diy side of things. whoever it was if they had a gander i hope it was the nurses one and not the junkie looking lassie sticking the bat up her bum. to be honest the nurses dvd deserves a 10/10. top notch scud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 My old dear used to leave my scudbooks in a neat wee pile under my bed when she cleaned my room, never pulled me up about it. My Mum and Dad used to leave the house before me in the mornings so I'd have a casual wee swatch at a good scuddy magazine before I went to school. Left it lying out on the couch one day and when I came in my wee Mum just sayed, "Put your magazine back under your matress where you usually keep it before you go out." Absolute legend, that woman. Incidentally, we called our patch of grass where we played 'home' games against other regions 'Scud Park' due to the sheer amount of quality filth we used to find there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hahn Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 My Mum and Dad used to leave the house before me in the mornings so I'd have a casual wee swatch at a good scuddy magazine before I went to school. Left it lying out on the couch one day and when I came in my wee Mum just sayed, "Put your magazine back under your matress where you usually keep it before you go out." Absolute legend, that woman. Incidentally, we called our patch of grass where we played 'home' games against other regions 'Scud Park' due to the sheer amount of quality filth we used to find there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrunitedfw Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 In first year we were all on a trip up to a scotland six nation game, we were all sending porno pics to each other via bluetooth. I had just recieved one when i hear from behind me "I suggest you delete that" and standing there was the headmistress who was in charge of the trip. I was embarrased and couldn't look her in the eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 In first year we were all on a trip up to a scotland six nation game, we were all sending porno pics to each other via bluetooth. I had just recieved one when i hear from behind me "I suggest you delete that" and standing there was the headmistress who was in charge of the trip. I was embarrased and couldn't look her in the eyes. Your posts always read like a News of the World serialisation of a 6 year old's school jotter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 about 5 or 6 summers ago i went away for a few weeks for a few music festivals in europe and a kick around spain and my parents said they would redecorate my room while i was away. obviously i had to get the place straightened up before hand, rolling kit was sent round to stay with my mate, jazz mags were chucked out and there was a thorough search for any other paraphenalia or narcotics that might have gone astray. i went on holiday and came home to lovely new room. all my clothes were lying on my bed for me to put in the new drawers. when i lifted the last t-shrt there was a small pile of dvds. i had completely forgotten about my pre laptop/broadband dvd scud supply. 'nurses in heat' (a belter), 'hot teens' (terrible and featuring a baseball bat up the arse scene) and a leather fetish one that i had knocked from a party whose name escapes me. slightly embarrassing but nice of my maw not chuck them out. writing this is making me nostalgic for the nurses one but sadly i chucked them all out before i went travelling a couple of years later. Just complete fabrication, total fantasy. I've never seen a post more desperate to infer cool or ladness. You are a total and utter fanny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLee Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I'm going to guess that the female colleague was hoping for such a thing to happen, otherwise why would she carry on watching the tape after the programme had finished? It is possible the nudeness started directly after it. I'd find it a little weird if she borrowed the tape on the suspicion of finding it was a titty tape in a previous life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 It is possible the nudeness started directly after it. I'd find it a little weird if she borrowed the tape on the suspicion of finding it was a titty tape in a previous life. No, I don't mean that was the reason she borrowed it, just that she had no reason to watch past the end of the film if she wasn't wanting to have a nose at what was one there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted March 26, 2011 Author Share Posted March 26, 2011 It is possible the nudeness started directly after it. I'd find it a little weird if she borrowed the tape on the suspicion of finding it was a titty tape in a previous life. I didn't see the tape in question myself but I expect he hit the stop button when the credits came on. and just rewound it. When she played it she must just have let the credits run a wee bit and Hey Presto. Special Hidden Feature. I was on a full train one day with a couple of mates and we had to stand in the wee compartment between the compartments (if you know what I mean). Anyway we could look through the glass panel behind a respectable gent who had a scud mag which he had carefully hidden from the rest of the compartment by having it inside a large, open broadsheet. What he couldn't see but everyone else could, was three guys leering up against the glass behind him. Then when we were getting off the train we realised that we knew him. Needless to say we kept his little secret to ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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