The Real Saints Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I think everyone knows you are a midget because you tell them quite a lot, at least that's the short of it I think. Anyways enough of that top bantz. Feel free to use any of my physical attributes in your response; 6'2, 14st, ginger (that's a good one to start with), pretty fugly and I talk in a pitch similar to a 8 year old girl. This argument has become a bit too civilised now. It's lacking any genuine animosity. We should be making fun of each other, not being self-deprecating in front of a forum of strangers. I choose not to mock your physical attributes at this stage in time. All the best to you, friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 This argument has become a bit too civilised now. It's lacking any genuine animosity. We should be making fun of each other, not being self-deprecating in front of a forum of strangers. I choose not to mock your physical attributes at this stage in time. All the best to you, friend. Haha superb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabianKnight Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 This argument has become a bit too civilised now. It's lacking any genuine animosity. We should be making fun of each other, not being self-deprecating in front of a forum of strangers. I choose not to mock your physical attributes at this stage in time. All the best to you, friend. Are you being passive aggressive to me? I can't really tell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Are you being passive aggressive to me? I can't really tell That was certainly not the intention, but it's quite satisfying to see that I've got right into your head. Don't be afraid of me, friend. Not today anyway. But bear in mind that I might change my mind in the future. It could happen at any time, but more likely when you're all by yourself on a narrow, dark, deserted street. You'll slowly become aware of a dangerous, threatening atmosphere in the air. And then, before you even have time to blink... BANG. I'll jump in front of you and say something witty about your physical appearance. And then I'll probably run away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 #teamAK or #teameugene I'm going to wait until a wee bit in until a clear favourite emerges before I choose. Anyone running a book? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 #teamAK or #teameugene I'm going to wait until a wee bit in until a clear favourite emerges before I choose. Anyone running a book? Glory hunter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Best thread ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 he still resembles a c**t to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Indeed. After the utter pelters dished out it was almost a certainty he was going to turn out to actually be alright. Well, he posted on here in a fairly civilised manner anyway. So probably still a silly 'tached, chintastic thundercunt. I have to say "hipstering off his tits" is one of many highlights of the last few pages for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabianKnight Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 he still resembles a c**t to me. Matty as usual, kens the script. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 The time in question was a long time ago, there are many people who disagree with my lifestyle but I promise you that a Lady will never be treated as this comment would suggest from me! xxx Hating someones "lifestyle" so much that they make accusations that they threaten women with violence still seems very far fetched. What exactly is your side of the story? To quote a certain infamous former poster, "be very specific". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 The time in question was a long time ago, there are many people who disagree with my lifestyle but I promise you that a Lady will never be treated as this comment would suggest from me! xxx Sexist confirmed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I like the way Eugene's handled this. If ever, by some miracle, I'm in Dundee and needing a haircut, he'll get the business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Arabian Knight: have the last laugh by going into his barbers, getting a haircut and walking out without paying. #thuglife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabianKnight Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Arabian Knight: have the last laugh by going into his barbers, getting a haircut and walking out without paying. #thuglife I was going to nip in this morning but the lazy b*****d was shut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Arabian Knight: have the last laugh by going into his barbers, getting a haircut and walking out without paying. #thuglife I was going to nip in this morning but the lazy b*****d was shut. Go tomorrow then. And say "Look, I'm not happy with the style, the cut or anything about it", then when he says, "You don't like your hair?", reply "No, I mean your mouser!" and run away giggling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabianKnight Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Go tomorrow then. And say "Look, I'm not happy with the style, the cut or anything about it", then when he says, "You don't like your hair?", reply "No, I mean your mouser!" and run away giggling. Brilliant. I was just considering going in to deck the lying shitebag tbh. Insert "we got a bad ass here" meme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Brilliant. I was just considering going in to deck the lying shitebag tbh. Insert "we got a bad ass here" meme. I'd think twice before accosting someone armed with a pair of scissors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Still think he's a c**t tbh. Fair play to him for taking it well (so far) but the twist with AK is intriguing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Brilliant. I was just considering going in to deck the lying shitebag tbh. Insert "we got a bad ass here" meme. Que criminal investigation and all of us cited as witnesses. Absolute scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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