~~~ Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Noooo she had a fanny. It was rather hairy. She did act like a man she had a shit in MY toilet Well that's ruined my Saturday night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 I'm so ashamed my usual standard is alot higher. Please tell me she was still breathing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Well that's ruined my Saturday night Oh I don't know, there's a market for everything if you look hard enough... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 She's probably more embarrassed than you Cracow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 She's probably more embarrassed than you Cracow You're joking. I ain't exactly good looking but I can get 100000x better than that. She's a pig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 You're joking. I ain't exactly good looking but I can get 100000x better than that. She's a pig We have photographic evidence of your worst, pics or it didn't happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 You're joking. I ain't exactly good looking but I can get 100000x better than that. She's a pig We have photographic evidence of your worst, pics or it didn't happen. I sure as hell hope that's his worse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 As a man closing in on his sixties it will not surprise posters that I have not been in a nightclub for years. I understand certain 'mature' people do attend such places but I always thought I would be embarrassed by going. Thanks to this thread I realise that there are so many other reasons not to go. #whyletuglypeopleout 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 We have photographic evidence of your worst, pics or it didn't happen. I only have photos of domi my ex I went to Poland with. But anything is better than mrs potato head :-D so it did happen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 I only have photos of domi my ex I went to Poland with. But anything is better than mrs potato head :-D so it did happen You haven't quite gasped the 'pics or it didn't happen patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 You haven't quite gasped the 'pics or it didn't happen patter. Nope explain it for me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Well that's ruined my Saturday night Shagging that ruined mine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Shagging that ruined mine Hey you don't look at the mantelpiece whilst you poke the fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 (edited) Hey you don't look at the mantelpiece whilst you poke the fire. She looks like she's been in a fire then had her face reconstructed with Play Dough. Edited April 7, 2013 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Hey you don't look at the mantelpiece whilst you poke the fire. Its kind of hard not to see her fucking chins 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffy Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 (edited) I shagged the girl on the bottom pic :'( Are you the guy in the photo with her ,cracow ? Edited April 6, 2013 by jeffy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Its kind of hard not to see her fucking chins ^^^^ claiming it wasn't real sex as you gave her a pearl necklace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Hey you don't look at the mantelpiece whilst you poke the fire. I think you'd notice if the fire place had been ripped out. eyes closed or not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Are you the guy in the photo with her ,cracow ? Nooooooooooo I would not go out in public with that. Should I not get a medal from the queen for shagging that? I showed alot of bravery that night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Nooooooooooo I would not go out in public with that. Should I not get a medal from the queen for shagging that? I showed alot of bravery that night Beer goggles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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