Friedrich Engels Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I went to school with "far right". Considering telling her about her appearance on this but wouldnt know how to word it considering the thread title... word it like- a picture of you has been put up on pie and bovril and there is a bunch of perverts drooling over it. I like them would love to pull your breeks doon and fire the boaby right up you. so hows about it hen. this probably wont work. it never does 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 word it like- a picture of you has been put up on pie and bovril and there is a bunch of perverts drooling over it. I like them would love to pull your breeks doon and fire the boaby right up you. so hows about it hen. this probably wont work. it never does Delete that post before you link the lassie up to this thread. You too, Knightswood, you vile f**k. I won't claim to know that much about women, but they definitely don't like Rangers fans pissing in their lug or being called "hen". The ones that do are generally more bother than they're worth. Mysterious creatures, woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm1 Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Delete that post before you link the lassie up to this thread. You too, Knightswood, you vile f**k. I won't claim to know that much about women, but they definitely don't like Rangers fans pissing in their lug or being called "hen". The ones that do are generally more bother than they're worth. Mysterious creatures, woman. Aye, but Knightswood was talking about her pishing in his ear. She's probably well up for that. You know what these dirties are like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 When you're at it, tell her that KnightswoodBear not only says "Hiya!" but that she can pish in my ear if she wants. Aye, but Knightswood was talking about her pishing in his ear. She's probably well up for that. You know what these dirties are like. Knightswood really wants his highlights touched up and cannie afford the bleach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KnightswoodBear Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Delete that post before you link the lassie up to this thread. You too, Knightswood, you vile f**k. I won't claim to know that much about women, but they definitely don't like Rangers fans pissing in their lug or being called "hen". The ones that do are generally more bother than they're worth. Mysterious creatures, woman. Pish in her ear??? Fucks wrong wi you man? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Pish in her ear??? Fucks wrong wi you man? Sorry, chief, it seems I misread your post there. My point still stands though. Oh lordy, how my point still stands. While there's every chance jm1 might be right, these are shameful scenes, Knightswood. Shameful scenes. May Tommy Coyne have mercy on our souls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Nonchalant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Haha what the f**k is that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBigstuff89 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Ladies and gentlemen... I give to you, The Martell Falkirk! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Ladies and gentlemen... I give to you, The Martell Falkirk! Please tell me that's not a trickle of blood running down the stair underneath her. Please, someone tell me that. I need to hear it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Leitch Loyal Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Please tell me that's not a trickle of blood running down the stair underneath her. Please, someone tell me that. I need to hear it That's a "her"???????????????????????????????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 It might have shaved it's legs. I had the misfortune to click on the picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris McDonald Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 brilliant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 (edited) THE MARTELL FALKIRK..............Why has it never appeared on here before? Been there once and was fucking stunned at just how ugly the majority of people were there... Edited June 21, 2012 by Unleash The Nade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Mongo del Fantastico Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 For some reason this doesn't strike me as sexual. Just think someone's about to get powerbombed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckles Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 (edited) The lassie on the right realises that she's just shit herself, while Cousin It, on the left, waits to see if she's next for a reverse high shooder . Edited June 24, 2012 by chuckles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 For some reason this doesn't strike me as sexual. Just think someone's about to get powerbombed. Tacheman's just out of camera shot standing on a hastily erected top turnbuckle, naked, with a hastily erected penis. Once the boy slams the lassie to the floor she'll be penetrated from a great height and impregnated by the three count. Tacheman's entrance music - 2LiveCrew's 'Face Down, Ass Up' - comes back on and he swaggers off to the bar for a well deserved pint of whatever's cheap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 (edited) Tacheman's just out of camera shot standing on a hastily erected top turnbuckle, naked, with a hastily erected penis. Once the boy slams the lassie to the floor she'll be penetrated from a great height and impregnated by the three count. Tacheman's entrance music - 2LiveCrew's 'Face Down, Ass Up' - comes back on and he swaggers off to the bar for a well deserved pint of whatever's cheap. Love it Who say's wrestling is fixed? Edited June 24, 2012 by ffcsam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Who say's wrestling is fixed? Cynics, spoilsports and the kind of people who claimed they saw the 'man behind the curtain' revelation in The Wizard of Oz coming. Nae c**t saw that coming, Sammy, it was a heavy and most unexpected twist in the tale. Between that dramatic plot turn, the yet-to-be-bettered midget choreography and the unspeakable terror that is a squadron of winged fucking monkeys coming over the horizon, it remains one of the greatest moments in cinematic history. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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