peeeel Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Where do you start here? I saw that thing on the right hand side in town today. Instantly knew where I recognised her from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 I saw that thing on the right hand side in town today. Instantly knew where I recognised her from. Was she walking round in circles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Is that fernando Torres??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeeel Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Was she walking round in circles? Nah into the job centre though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DensParkNumber1 Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 She was probably aiming for M&S though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guns Show Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 The Institute eh? Apt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcintyre_gmfc Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Jamie Hamill's let himself go a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Sorted ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcintyre_gmfc Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Sorted ! dundee2.jpg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 The Loft just keeps on giving. Was in Crieff Road Tesco about half an hour ago and the one of the right was lurking about near the entrance doing hee-haw work. Was tempted to give a "enjoy the hot dog aye?" whilst swagging past. I used to work at that Tesco with them. One's alright, one's a lesbian who help "out" me at a gay bar to get free shots (leading to an awkward toilet trip), and one's a complete fucking nutter who constantly texts my mate every Thursday to Saturday asking if he's out, despite the fact he's ignored her for the past two months she still does it. Seemingly she's like that with anyone who even kisses her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I used to work at that Tesco with them. One's alright, one's a lesbian who help "out" me at a gay bar to get free shots (leading to an awkward toilet trip), and one's a complete fucking nutter who constantly texts my mate every Thursday to Saturday asking if he's out, despite the fact he's ignored her for the past two months she still does it. Seemingly she's like that with anyone who even kisses her Left- nutter Middle- alright Right- lesbian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I used to work at that Tesco with them. One's alright, one's a lesbian who help "out" me at a gay bar to get free shots (leading to an awkward toilet trip), and one's a complete fucking nutter who constantly texts my mate every Thursday to Saturday asking if he's out, despite the fact he's ignored her for the past two months she still does it. Seemingly she's like that with anyone who even kisses her "Out"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Left- nutter Middle- alright Right- lesbian Barking up the wrong tree. Middle one is the lesbian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Barking up the wrong tree. Middle one is the lesbian. Correcto, she's the only one eating pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 (edited) Left- nutter Middle- alright Right- lesbian You got the left right, but the middle and the right one the wrong way around "Out"? She'd come out as gay at a gay bar and got free drinks, she mentioned it to my girlfriend who for some odd reason decided it would be utterly hilarious if they got the DJ to announce I was gay to the entire bar, in Glasgow. It wasn't helped by the fact I'd decided to wear an incredibly small white top under my shirt that night and had got so hammered I decided to take off my shirt to to compare "guns" with everyone in the group. I realise that sounds incredibly homo in itself but I assure you it's a fairly common side effect of becoming an absolute c**t when hammered. So the DJ announced I was gay, I'm in a tighty whitey flexing muscles with another guy when it's announced and the bar man runs over with shots and blows a kiss to me. I went to toilet later, got followed by some guy who stared at my knob at the urinal and didn't even have the dignity to piss, he just stared. Horrible banter Barking up the wrong tree. Middle one is the lesbian You sir, are correct Edited July 18, 2013 by RandomGuy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 You got the left right, but the middle and the right one the wrong way around She'd come out as gay at a gay bar and got free drinks, she mentioned it to my girlfriend who for some odd reason decided it would be utterly hilarious if they got the DJ to announce I was gay to the entire bar, in Glasgow. It wasn't helped by the fact I'd decided to wear an incredibly small white top under my shirt that night and had got so hammered I decided to take off my shirt to to compare "guns" with everyone in the group. I realise that sounds incredibly homo in itself but I assure you it's a fairly common side effect of becoming an absolute c**t when hammered. So the DJ announced I was gay, I'm in a tighty whitey flexing muscles with another guy when it's announced and the bar man runs over with shots and blows a kiss to me. I went to toilet later, got followed by some guy who stared at my knob at the urinal and didn't even have the dignity to piss, he just stared. Horrible banter You sir, are correct Gaydar! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Gaydar! Mines is horrible. Didn't even realise it was a gay bar until it happened 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Gaydar! I tip my cap sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie_Murray7 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Where do you start here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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