Derek Patterson Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Reminds me of why I only frequent the loft every Chinese Democracy. Rapey cesspit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 That guy's mission is too make himself look like a fucking trout when he goes to loft. Don't think I've ever seen a picture of him with a normal face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaithRyan Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 I've somehow got this thing on my Facebook, ironically she is training to be a chef... Also is that c**t wearing trackies on a night out ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poang Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 I wouldnt mind one of those Tobias Funke T-shirts that middle guy has Breaking Bad is it not? I end up in the The Loft far more often than I should, but no matter how steamin I am, I always refuse to have a photo taken. This thread always springs to mind as soon as I walk in. Thank you PnB. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtieforlife Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Walter White t shirt?! thats brilliant -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throwie 1877 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 (edited) And one to keep the bad memories away... I actually know her! Went to secondary school with her, now she is up at aberdeen uni. She is actually a lesbian! Shame really, she is tidy as f**k. Edited April 3, 2013 by Throwie 1877 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 The loft really is a treacherous place. However with ice factory a nightmare of a walk when your cut, city still being redeveloped/knocked down and zoo ironically having the perfect nightclub name I always choose loft when I'm not going to Dundee. I think I have had my picture taken twice at loft, and I am suprised one never ended up on this thread so now I avoid the camera 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I've somehow got this thing on my Facebook, ironically she is training to be a chef... That's probably the least ironic thing I've ever heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 You should listen to Alanis Morrisette's song "Ironic". Rain on your wedding day just ins't ironic. A fat f**k being a chef is pretty much the opposite of irony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southside Hibee Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 One pound fish anyone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 CC ICT Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 One pound fish anyone? Racialist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 There always seems to be at the front of the Hive Dancefloor a group of creepy Indian guys, no idea it always seems to be them. Then again most people in Hive tend to be creepy b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazzi Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 I shagged a girl on Tuesday night who has(apparently, I haven't seen it) been on Embarrasing Nightclub Photos, getting fingered whilst looking at her phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 I shagged the girl on the bottom pic :'( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Why? Because I could 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 CC ICT Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Because I could Nope, sorry. You'll have to have a better reason than that. Here's a few to pick from: She held you at knifepoint She held your family at knifepoint She paid you handsomely It was Halloween and she was wearing a Terry Butcher outfit It was a forfeit You either did it to win or you lost a bet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 How many viagra would you have to down to even be able to muster a semi around that thing? Are you aroused by characters from Bo Selecta? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 I shagged the girl on the bottom pic :'( All of us on Pie and Bovril pray for your soul 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 I shagged the girl on the bottom pic :'( I admire the fact you've admitted that to the masses 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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