jamamafegan Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 God dammit Cathouse, you're making it hard to defend you! What is even going on here? Is this fat chick munching on his entire hand or is she sooking on his stump? Mind-f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Stump. Fucking HELL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Stump. Ho Lee f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Or a very stretchy bawbag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 This is the worst one you could come up with? Wid wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junhinho Polyester Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 (edited) My clubbing days are long passed. I'm a bit confused as to the point of the nightclubs posting all these photos. Are they supposed to entice people to pay into these places? I doubt very much it would work unless you're an anthropologist. The most relevant comment on the thread for most of the photos IMO! And this is one of the most horrific clubs on planet earth below. Edited September 30, 2012 by Junhinho Polyester 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 On the right, maybe the same lassie I went out with when I was 16 (3 years ago, hasn't seen her since). Perhaps bloomed at this point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bee thousand Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 (edited) The most relevant comment on the thread for most of the photos IMO! And this is one of the most horrific clubs on planet earth below. Is that the place round the corner from Parkhead? Anyone know what it looks like on the inside? Edit - Loads of pics of the outside to be found online, can't see any of the interior...apparently closed since 2005 Edited September 30, 2012 by bee thousand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 It is, aye. I've never seen it open, but I went past it the other day and the roof was falling to bits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Chist Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 The Martell - Falkirk's finest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Good to see Gazza looking a bit healthier in the first picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 ^^^^^^^^^^WTF?????????^^^^^^^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Mates 21st in Glasgow on Saturday. Absolutely terrified I'm going to end up on this thread after far too many pints. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawfield shed boy Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 (edited) Is that the place round the corner from Parkhead? Anyone know what it looks like on the inside? Edit - Loads of pics of the outside to be found online, can't see any of the interior...apparently closed since 2005 Used to stay in dennistoun not far from this establisment Im very curious to anyone that went there considering it sat on a diamond shape of shettleston,cartyne,Haghill and parkhead cross with riddrie/blackhill and calton not too far away either making it very interesting Edited October 8, 2012 by shawfield shed boy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Black and white Minstrel Show 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Something Ecto'd this way comes... This lassie is a fine specimen of the 'Old School', a pure strain of True Raver. Observe the white gloves. She's not wearing those because she's a mime act, she's wearing them because she's Hardcore. Observe not only the Rez vest, but the Rez logo tattoo. This dame fucking kens. She's paid £25 for an Eccie. She's danced for 19 consecutive hours in an abandoned warehouse in Ayrshire. She's fucked every Bam Dancer in a half mile radius under the pretence of it being the Second Summer of Love, and the bairns she fired out as a result are all named after techno DJs she saw at the FUBAR. Moby! Yer fuckin' tea's oot! If you were to shout, "Whistle posse - MAKE SOME FACKING NOISE," at her she'd instinctively go tonto and start bellowing the song of her people, which is a high-pitched screech that could fell entire flocks of geese flying south from the winter at heights up to 3000 ft. If you could stop her jaw swinging long enough for her to engage in conversation, every single sentence coming out her near-toothless mouth would be prefixed or suffixed with the phrase "back in the day". Hardcore, you know the score, oggy-oggy-oggy, oi-oi-oi. Just when I was warming to this saucer-eyed buffoon I clocked the 'tiocfaidh ár lá' on her arm and thought much, much less of her. "Our day will come," indeed. I'd hate to be the one to burst her Ecto-bubble and inform her day is long gone. Still: Rave on, sister. Rave the f**k on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itwiznaeme Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Used to stay in dennistoun not far from this establisment Im very curious to anyone that went there considering it sat on a diamond shape of shettleston,cartyne,Haghill and parkhead cross with riddrie/blackhill and calton not too far away either making it very interesting There were many reasons why it was nicknamed The Stab Inn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kullibino Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 The guy in the middle hosts the shit contest that goes on there on whatever night the "boom" thing is (these guys obviously won it). Consists of teams of a guy and a girl doing challenges, which include face/arse slapping, swapping clothes and guys drinking "pints of shite" made from the contents of the overflow trays (or whatever they're called) from under the draught taps. It's actually fucking bizarre. I don't know why I keep letting people talk me into going to the garage, its only redeeming feature is the attic, where there are sometimes some decent tunes, but it's been dead anytime I've been up there. Filling the hole TFI at Strathy Union left then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 1349705142[/url]' post='6694795'] Something Ecto'd this way comes... This lassie is a fine specimen of the 'Old School', a pure strain of True Raver. Observe the white gloves. She's not wearing those because she's a mime act, she's wearing them because she's Hardcore. Observe not only the Rez vest, but the Rez logo tattoo. This dame fucking kens. She's paid £25 for an Eccie. She's danced for 19 consecutive hours in an abandoned warehouse in Ayrshire. She's fucked every Bam Dancer in a half mile radius under the pretence of it being the Second Summer of Love, and the bairns she fired out as a result are all named after techno DJs she saw at the FUBAR. Moby! Yer fuckin' tea's oot! If you were to shout, "Whistle posse - MAKE SOME FACKING NOISE," at her she'd instinctively go tonto and start bellowing the song of her people, which is a high-pitched screech that could fell entire flocks of geese flying south from the winter at heights up to 3000 ft. If you could stop her jaw swinging long enough for her to engage in conversation, every single sentence coming out her near-toothless mouth would be prefixed or suffixed with the phrase "back in the day". Hardcore, you know the score, oggy-oggy-oggy, oi-oi-oi. Just when I was warming to this saucer-eyed buffoon I clocked the 'tiocfaidh ár lá' on her arm and thought much, much less of her. "Our day will come," indeed. I'd hate to be the one to burst her Ecto-bubble and inform her day is long gone. Still: Rave on, sister. Rave the f**k on. Funniest thing I've read in a while. 1000 interests to you sir. Charlie Lownoise & Mental Theo would be turning in their graves if they were dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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