Shuggie_Murray7 Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 OK, It's not horrific but it's good to Leishman out and about More like Pete Waterman hasn't changed a jot but Michela Strachan? ........shudder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizlopi Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Not sure if this one has been posted already, but it's a bit of a classic that did the rounds a couple of years ago. I believe it's from a club in the Glasgow area. I've been in a nick a few times over the years but these c***s are in an utterly fucking ridiculous state. All the classic club afflictions - and more - are on display: The lassie's got ecto claw (ecstasius gubbedwrist) like nobody's business. The weight of her ear ring appears to be getting the better of her. Gravity's a bitch when you're that fucked. Estimated pill consumption - 9. The boy at the back has one of the best ecto masks (ecstasius meltedcoupon) that I've ever seen. The fact he's still managing to get a hand in the air indicates he's running the show on the dance floor. Estimated pill consumption - 14. The boy at the front's went baws oot to the point he's actually starting the mummification process right there in the middle of the floor. Check his mince pies - nothing but white! That c**t stood rooted to the spot like that for the rest of the night, past closing time and probably had to be wheeled away by the cleaner like some kind of perty warrior Hannibal Lecter. Estimated pill consumption - 35. Minimum. Stephen Hawking wouldn't look out of place among this crew. That's how fucked these people are. They've gone Hawking. He's not their kind of guy though, because while Hawking's undoubtedly a clever c**t, bitch can't fucking dance worth a f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 (edited) Dundee's finest on display once again. I can only guess that he has in fact stuck it in her going by her facial expression. Edited February 26, 2012 by NotThePars 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Not sure if this one has been posted already, but it's a bit of a classic that did the rounds a couple of years ago. I believe it's from a club in the Glasgow area. I've been in a nick a few times over the years but these c***s are in an utterly fucking ridiculous state. All the classic club afflictions - and more - are on display: The lassie's got ecto claw (ecstasius gubbedwrist) like nobody's business. The weight of her ear ring appears to be getting the better of her. Gravity's a bitch when you're that fucked. Estimated pill consumption - 9. The boy at the back has one of the best ecto masks (ecstasius meltedcoupon) that I've ever seen. The fact he's still managing to get a hand in the air indicates he's running the show on the dance floor. Estimated pill consumption - 14. The boy at the front's went baws oot to the point he's actually starting the mummification process right there in the middle of the floor. Check his mince pies - nothing but white! That c**t stood rooted to the spot like that for the rest of the night, past closing time and probably had to be wheeled away by the cleaner like some kind of perty warrior Hannibal Lecter. Estimated pill consumption - 35. Minimum. Stephen Hawking wouldn't look out of place among this crew. That's how fucked these people are. They've gone Hawking. He's not their kind of guy though, because while Hawking's undoubtedly a clever c**t, bitch can't fucking dance worth a f**k. Seems like a decent night out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure Mental Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 (edited) Estimated Pill Count - 90. Surprised the big black holes haven't absorbed the entire Universe. Edited February 26, 2012 by Pure Mental 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young buck Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Not sure if this one has been posted already, but it's a bit of a classic that did the rounds a couple of years ago. I believe it's from a club in the Glasgow area. I've been in a nick a few times over the years but these c***s are in an utterly fucking ridiculous state. All the classic club afflictions - and more - are on display: The lassie's got ecto claw (ecstasius gubbedwrist) like nobody's business. The weight of her ear ring appears to be getting the better of her. Gravity's a bitch when you're that fucked. Estimated pill consumption - 9. The boy at the back has one of the best ecto masks (ecstasius meltedcoupon) that I've ever seen. The fact he's still managing to get a hand in the air indicates he's running the show on the dance floor. Estimated pill consumption - 14. The boy at the front's went baws oot to the point he's actually starting the mummification process right there in the middle of the floor. Check his mince pies - nothing but white! That c**t stood rooted to the spot like that for the rest of the night, past closing time and probably had to be wheeled away by the cleaner like some kind of perty warrior Hannibal Lecter. Estimated pill consumption - 35. Minimum. Stephen Hawking wouldn't look out of place among this crew. That's how fucked these people are. They've gone Hawking. He's not their kind of guy though, because while Hawking's undoubtedly a clever c**t, bitch can't fucking dance worth a f**k. I've lifted that whole passage for another forum mate. You are credited man I did't claim it as my own work but high 5 for an LOL. Superb attention to detail with the latin names. Inspired! that photo just keeps giving and hopefully will again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Not sure if this one has been posted already, but it's a bit of a classic that did the rounds a couple of years ago. I believe it's from a club in the Glasgow area. I've been in a nick a few times over the years but these c***s are in an utterly fucking ridiculous state. All the classic club afflictions - and more - are on display: The lassie's got ecto claw (ecstasius gubbedwrist) like nobody's business. The weight of her ear ring appears to be getting the better of her. Gravity's a bitch when you're that fucked. Estimated pill consumption - 9. The boy at the back has one of the best ecto masks (ecstasius meltedcoupon) that I've ever seen. The fact he's still managing to get a hand in the air indicates he's running the show on the dance floor. Estimated pill consumption - 14. The boy at the front's went baws oot to the point he's actually starting the mummification process right there in the middle of the floor. Check his mince pies - nothing but white! That c**t stood rooted to the spot like that for the rest of the night, past closing time and probably had to be wheeled away by the cleaner like some kind of perty warrior Hannibal Lecter. Estimated pill consumption - 35. Minimum. Stephen Hawking wouldn't look out of place among this crew. That's how fucked these people are. They've gone Hawking. He's not their kind of guy though, because while Hawking's undoubtedly a clever c**t, bitch can't fucking dance worth a f**k. I don't think that photo is from a club, as the guy far right of the photo looks to be injecting smack straight into his arm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 I wasn't aware that you could get varicose tattoos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Good Grief 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 And that is why i take the train 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 She was only the aviators daughter, but she kept her cockpit clean!!!....apparently not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 'Would'. wouldnt need a roofie either 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamingparBoz Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Looks like Sephiroth queuing for a drink just behind her too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 FRIEND! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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