Lisa Cuddy Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 At first glance I thought this was the legendary Tacheman himself, and was deeply impressed at the fact he's pulling better looking woman week-on-week, but after further scrutiny I don't think it's him. He's too young and not sleazy-looking enough. There are no traces of slime on his seat, or indeed the young lady who can run, but can't hide. It might be Son of Tacheman though........... Yep, I thought the same as you. It was only after I'd posted this I realised it wasn't, but there is certainly a resemblence there. The thing is, I am absolutely certain I know that guy from somewhere. If it ain't tacheman, I don't know where it is though. This is going to become a 3am-wake-up "that's the fucker!" type revelation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 At first glance I thought this was the legendary Tacheman himself, and was deeply impressed at the fact he's pulling better looking woman week-on-week, but after further scrutiny I don't think it's him. He's too young and not sleazy-looking enough. There are no traces of slime on his seat, or indeed the young lady who can run, but can't hide. It might be Son of Tacheman though........... If I know tacheman like I think I do he has a few hundred sons stoating about the Dear Green Place, with the same sixth sense for sniffing out ripped fishnets, broken stilettos and running mascara. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 If I know tacheman like I think I do he has a few hundred sons stoating about the Dear Green Place, with the same sixth sense for sniffing out ripped fishnets, broken stilettos and running mascara. It's Glasgow. Shooting fish in a barrel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 It's Glasgow. Shooting fish in a barrel. Exactly. Within 3 generations at the most descendants of tachemen will outnumber the rest of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 (edited) Exactly. Within 3 generations at the most descendants of tachemen will outnumber the rest of us. An army of Tachemen sleazing and fucking their way from town to town like a modern,, slightly overweight and mustachioed version of the Vikings, it's a terrifying prospect, and yet, I can't say I'm not a little excited and intrigued by it at the same time...probably how Tacheman's sexual conquests feel on a Saturday night in fact. Edited December 19, 2011 by J_Stewart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Chist Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Respect is due for the Fugazi album cover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 well they are in the waiting room (fuckin lol) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 CLUB TROPICANA GLASGOW IS HERE!!!!!!!! I'm tempted to say "wid" to the one on the right, after a few largers and the dimly lit embrace of a nightclub, but once you got out into the cold hard light of a bus shelter to get down to the nasty, there's a very real chance she'd turn out to have a bigger cock than me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 I'm tempted to say "wid" to the one on the right, after a few largers and the dimly lit embrace of a nightclub, but once you got out into the cold hard light of a bus shelter to get down to the nasty, there's a very real chance she'd turn out to have a bigger cock than me. You'd only feel more drunk once the fresh air hit you. I say batter in, kidder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 I'm tempted to say "wid" to the one on the right, after a few largers and the dimly lit embrace of a nightclub, but once you got out into the cold hard light of a bus shelter to get down to the nasty, there's a very real chance she'd turn out to have a bigger cock than me. Plus you get to steal free tinsel and the sexy bunnett she is adorning . Oh aye, that ribbon hinging from her left nipple must lead to somewhere, Narnia maybe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 I'm tempted to say "wid" to the one on the right, after a few largers and the dimly lit embrace of a nightclub, but once you got out into the cold hard light of a bus shelter to get down to the nasty, there's a very real chance she'd turn out to have a bigger cock than me. My thoughts exactly, and that is just depressing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie_Murray7 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 And from that very club (Edinburgh) I present 'buckled face' John Sutton in the middle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 This lassie clearly kens whaur the perty's at. You can tell by the way her tongue's hingin' oot. Now, I'm no matchmaker, but if that girl's eyes should ever cross the dancefloor and meet.... .........then duck and fucking cover, people, because there will be fireworks that will make Sydney Harbour Bridge on NYE look like a mink with a sparkler in his back green. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 WTF is going on with her right w**k spanner? The medical term for it is Ecto Claw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 My thoughts exactly, and that is just depressing No it isn't! Throwing your undeserving sausage up a horrendous close like that is part of life. Every man has been with at least one woman that he wouldn't go bragging to his pals about. Makes it all the better when you get regular sex from someone that you'd walk down the street with in daylight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 The medical term for it is Ecto Claw. I go to the Arches fairly regularly and have seen many of these in my time. That's first good description I've heard for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qpsnapper Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Mike Reid in the background And Craig Whyte dodging the taxman in the foreground. I suppose he has to relax after a hard day avoiding the bills at Ibrox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 I go to the Arches fairly regularly and have seen many of these in my time. That's first good description I've heard for it. I've suffered from it myself, lanky. It's a terrible affliction, equalled in the disco pain stakes only by the notorious Ecto Jaw. You ken how that works: such is the ferocity of Ewok-log-weapon-swing of the Ecstasy-enhanced jaw, it locks in place at an angle that leaves you looking like an extra from the Thriller video. It doesn't stop you dancing, but it hurts, and makes you look like a Warrior. Actually, the more I think about it, getting the Ecto Jaw isn't such a bad thing. Keep on keeping on, lanky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fife Saint Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Bazza, you're a pretty slick mover. You'd be oblivious to these gremlins in a dancefloor scenario, such is the level of focus when the beat is going down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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