Bairnardo Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, statts1976uk said: My neighbour is one of these Facebook community gossips and has an Alaskan Malamute that's she's always paranoid about getting stolen. I might put one of these sticks or spill some drops of paint at her front gate and await the Facebook rage. 1 spoonful of baked alaska to indicate presence of said dog 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statts1976uk Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Looks like it's all kicking off in Kinross 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 My neighbour is one of these Facebook community gossips and has an Alaskan Malamute that's she's always paranoid about getting stolen. I might put one of these sticks or spill some drops of paint at her front gate and await the Facebook rage.f**k that. Get some chalk and write "Alaskan Malamute at this address, Macaulay. Can collect on Tuesday" outside her gate. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 On 08/08/2021 at 22:37, statts1976uk said: Looks like it's all kicking off in Kinross What an unfortunate mix-up. It’s almost like swearing at people then sending them nasty messages isn’t a good way to win friends and influence people. Who knew. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 What an unfortunate mix-up. It’s almost like swearing at people then sending them nasty messages isn’t a good way to win friends and influence people. Who knew.They went out their way to go confront the guy after he said he'd attack them because they never believed him. Fs.Also don't condone the guy hitting the you girls absolute coward but don't go on Facebook crying victim when you're the one turning up trying to start trouble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 26 minutes ago, Empty It said: They went out their way to go confront the guy after he said he'd attack them because they never believed him. Fs. Also don't condone the guy hitting the you girls absolute coward but don't go on Facebook crying victim when you're the one turning up trying to start trouble. It would have made a good episode of the Jerry Springer show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Why did yon 23-year-old just-a-wee-lassie decide to illustrate her cock and bull story with pictures of her female pattern baldness? Also, is Jayda a more common name that I'd thought? I've only ever heard of that Britain First fascist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Why was dickie “donkey punching “ her in front of his and her partner . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 (edited) Took Keith to the sexual health clinic this afternoon and got asked to leave due to Keith being a dog. [\spoiler] Edited August 12, 2021 by ICTChris 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Took Keith to the sexual health clinic this afternoon and got asked to leave due to Keith being a dog. Hide contents [\spoiler] "if this chewed dildo is yours then get in touch so you can pay me for it" Also did they keep the dildo somewhere before taking it to the vet with them? Was the dog holding on to it the whole time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: "if this chewed dildo is yours then get in touch so you can pay me for it" Also did they keep the dildo somewhere before taking it to the vet with them? Was the dog holding on to it the whole time? Keith doesn’t look the sort of animal it’d be wise to get into a dispute with. You know the old proverb - only a brave man or a fool gets between a dog and his rubber penis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 On 08/08/2021 at 22:37, statts1976uk said: Looks like it's all kicking off in Kinross Dickie is doing very well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 32 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Took Keith to the sexual health clinic this afternoon and got asked to leave due to Keith being a dog. Reveal hidden contents [\spoiler] Shagged his dug and making his own alibi IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Back to school has started here in East Dunbartonshire. A favourite time for Facebook maws and @Boghead ranter . "Just where has the time gone?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 57 minutes ago, PWL said: Back to school has started here in East Dunbartonshire. A favourite time for Facebook maws and @Boghead ranter . "Just where has the time gone?" Aye, I had to grind my teeth as I scrolled past a couple of posts last night. Good training for Wednesday coming, when the Falkirk schools go back... They grow up so fast! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 The same facebook maws who are scared by "dog thieves leaving markers" spend every August firing pictures of their kids and their front door onto the internet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 (edited) On 10/08/2021 at 21:30, BFTD said: Why did yon 23-year-old just-a-wee-lassie decide to illustrate her cock and bull story with pictures of her female pattern baldness? Also, is Jayda a more common name that I'd thought? I've only ever heard of that Britain First fascist. jayda diamonde, unlike fransen she's all about the love, no bulls in her story though, but plenty of cock Edited August 13, 2021 by Meldrew 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 On 13/08/2021 at 08:09, PWL said: Back to school has started here in East Dunbartonshire. A favourite time for Facebook maws and @Boghead ranter . "Just where has the time gone?" A lot more of Glasgow and the West today. Falkirk to look forward to on Wednesday. Gonna be a tough week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 On 04/08/2021 at 02:30, BFTD said: By now, there genuinely must be people randomly leaving shite outside of homes for shits 'n' giggles, knowing that there'll be some roaster spewing online about how the three Golden Wonder packets on their fence were left as a sign that they have a Golden Retriever, and they walk it at 3pm every day. You have just given me a fantastic idea for a Facebook page. You dicks better follow me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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