TheCelt67 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Quite a few posts about Kobe Bryant have popped up on my feed. Wasn't aware I knew so many basketball fans. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 44 minutes ago, TheCelt67 said: Quite a few posts about Kobe Bryant have popped up on my feed. Wasn't aware I knew so many basketball fans. Ask them about Robert Archibald dying on Thursday, that'll show you who really is into basketball. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 16 hours ago, TheCelt67 said: Quite a few posts about Kobe Bryant have popped up on my feed. Wasn't aware I knew so many basketball fans. They might just like rapists. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 6 hours ago, The OP said: They might just like rapists. Clyde fans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzydunlop Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 one that I've noticed is this, and apologies if mentioned before...heres the example... Bloke on my facebook page(and no, not me, think my last status update was 2014) just wrote a post about Brexit, essentially saying he was against it but would just get on with it. This then descended into a few folk laying into him for "giving up". Which then escalated into him defending himself and an argument, and amongst it, someone saying "I thought better of you - UNFRIENDED". Why someone had to announce they were unfriending him, apart from the obvious attention seeking sh*t, is beyond me..I just cant understand as an adult posting something like this is normal behaviour... "you are not my friend anymore" - last heard in primary 4. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 Not sure what anyone would have been expected to say there. Are the folk complaining not "getting on with it" just by waking up and going to work in the morning? "Well, I didn't want to leave the EU, but it's happening, so I'm afraid I'm off to top myself. Cheerio folks" "That's us officially severed ties with Europe - seems like a dreadful idea to me, so I'm off for a course of ECT to change my mind on the matter" (the answer is obviously to have deleted his Facebook account before posting, but I'm assuming that's unacceptable) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 On 25/01/2020 at 16:40, Shotgun said: ... she recently accepted the challenge of posting a photograph for 10 consecutive days, each illustrating a film she likes. The fact that she considers this to be a 'challenge' tells you all you need to know but that's by the by. An excellent observation! The word "challenge" appears to get a free pass nowadays, in the ATPWOF stakes. But it is, generally, nonsensical. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 Proper bin Men? Are the binmen now improper?Seamus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 On 03/02/2020 at 15:28, fuzzydunlop said: one that I've noticed is this, and apologies if mentioned before...heres the example... Bloke on my facebook page(and no, not me, think my last status update was 2014) just wrote a post about Brexit, essentially saying he was against it but would just get on with it. This then descended into a few folk laying into him for "giving up". Which then escalated into him defending himself and an argument, and amongst it, someone saying "I thought better of you - UNFRIENDED". Why someone had to announce they were unfriending him, apart from the obvious attention seeking sh*t, is beyond me..I just cant understand as an adult posting something like this is normal behaviour... "you are not my friend anymore" - last heard in primary 4. ^^^ BLOCKED 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 He should have posted "I have now unfriended Brexit Surrender Monkey #1 and it has increased my enjoyment of this website immensley" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 (edited) All those damn benefit claimants with their thousands of pounds and 95" Tele whilst I go out and work for minimum wage to keep them in luxury. Yep that's exactly the way it is after a decade of Tory rule. Probably all came over from Europe to get free medical care and a welcome bonus £10K too. Edited February 5, 2020 by Gaz FFC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Somewhat annoying for the wee wifey on the stretcher, I'd imagine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 All those damn benefit claimants with their thousands of pounds and 95" Tele whilst I go out and work for minimum wage to keep them in luxury. Yep that's exactly the way it is after a decade of Tory rule. Probably all came over from Europe to get free medical care and a welcome bonus £10K too.It is always about the size of their telly eh.... Despite televisions being, proportionately based on time spent using them for entertainment, an absolutely cheap as chips item these days. You can get a telly bigger than some folks gable end for about 250 notes these days. If it's not the telly, then it goes "latest iPhone and holiday to Spain" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Used to be Sky TV. As in, "my man's the only one working on our street, and we're the only ones who can't afford Sky TV".Might want to check the lying c**t's payslip, hen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 44 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Used to be Sky TV. As in, "my man's the only one working on our street, and I'm the only one who's man is tight as f**k and says we can't afford Sky TV". FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerthirst Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Wow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 I have NEVER written or seen a more perfect poem, written in the saddest way. "I destroy homes, I tear families apart, I take your children, and that's just the start.I'm more costly than diamonds, more costly than gold - the sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.And if you need me, remember I'm easily found.I live all around you, in schools and in town.I live with the rich, I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door.My power is awesome - try me you'll see.But if you do, you may never break free.Just try me once and I might let you go, but try me twice, and I'll own your soul.When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie.You'll do what you have to just to get high.The crimes you'll commit, for my narcotic charms, will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms.You'll lie to your mother; you'll steal from your dad. When you see their tears, you should feel sad. But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised. I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways.I take kids from parents, and parents from kids, I turn people from God, and separate from friends. I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride, I'll be with you always, right by your side.You'll give up everything - your family, your home, your friends, your money, then you'll be alone.I'll take and I'll take, till you have nothing more to give.When I'm finished with you you'll be lucky to live.If you try me be warned this is no game. If given the chance, I'll drive you insane.I'll ravish your body, I'll control your mind.I'll own you completely; your soul will be mine.The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed.The voices you'll hear from inside your head.The sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see.I want you to know, these are all gifts from me.But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart, that you are mine, and we shall not part.You'll regret that you tried me, they always do.But you came to me, not I to you.You knew this would happen. Many times you were told, but you challenged my power, and chose to be bold.You could have said no, and just walked away.If you could live that day over, now what would you say?I'll be your master; you will be my slave.I'll even go with you, when you go to your grave.Now that you have met me, what will you do?Will you try me or not? Its all up to you.I can bring you more misery than words can tell. Come take my hand, let me lead you to hell."Signed.............DRUGS [emoji26] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shandon Par Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 12 hours ago, powerthirst said: Wow. Death by canister is preferable to that spelling and punctuation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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