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From a news article about odd shaped clouds
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Or maybe "naturally" slightly higher ocean temperatures have led to more tropical wave formation, which, allied to upper atmosphere wind shear conditions being favourable have lead to more cyclones forming. It's called meteorology you tinfoil hat wearing fuckwits.
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42 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:


Or maybe "naturally" slightly higher ocean temperatures have led to more tropical wave formation, which, allied to upper atmosphere wind shear conditions being favourable have lead to more cyclones forming. It's called meteorology you tinfoil hat wearing fuckwits.

You must have missed the bit that said "SCIENTIST:". It's clearly legit.

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15 minutes ago, ajwffc said:

Some comments from an article about a buggy that was hit by a train after it was left on the platform without its brakes on.

"The driver should be sacked" :lol:

Aye a freight train will stop on a sixpence right enough.

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It’s been a growing problem for years, but the flat out refusal of people to take the blame for their own stupidity is fucking staggering and dangerous to society. “The driver should be sacked” because some fuckwit couldn’t watch a buggy? We need a cull.

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1 minute ago, Romeo said:

 


Maybe we could round them up.... Concentrate them somewhere... Some kind of camp... Not sure what we could call it.
 

 

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**PLEASE SHARE** Anyone who has used Hayats cash machine this morning please check your bank account. My friend used it this morning and has now had £100 taken from her bank from London and Glasgow areas. Not 100% sure if this is the case but just be aware. [emoji108]????

Seen this belter

" Not 100% sure but be aware" ????

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2 minutes ago, speccy1984 said:

now had £100 taken from her bank from London and Glasgow

Dodgy as f**k those Londoners and Glaswegians though. All for the watching :o 

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I also liked this one, which is about a local ATM being closed:
Never thought I'd miss you
Every single day
I really wish they'd never
Taken you away.
To me you were a lifeline 
A service I did need
And every time I used you
My wallet you would feed.
You really was a trusty friend 
Just there for me to turn to
When I needed money 
You'd slide it, as you do.
Now I have to travel
Far along the road
To find another just like you
In a different abode.
You used to drive me crazy 
At times I could not see
When sun was shining brightly 
Reflecting back on me.
I'd have to bend my head in 
And squint my eyes real tight
To see what you were saying
I must have looked a sight.
But still you were there for me
And now I do so miss
You being round that corner 
I really, truly wish.
They'd bring you back, put you in place
So I can see you there
And use you like I always did
This commodity so rare.
So someone reinstate it
My handy ATM
A useful contribution 
The creme de la creme. 


Some people shouldn't be allowed words
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