Rugster Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Just now, Scary Bear said: From memory, when the smart meters are installed the engineer programmes the unit prices into the wee mobile phone looking display. If the lady is concerned she could just change the unit price. Hey presto! It's costing her less! As a 'friend' you should suggest this course of action. She's not my friend, she shared it on a buy swap and sell page, for some totally unknown reason. I wouldn't be friends with such a thicko. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Amstrads and Spectrums = serious business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 10 hours ago, Rugster said: Another eejit has posted that they got a smart meter installed in their home and noticed that they used 10p boiling the kettle. A photo of before and after with the comment, this meter is getting switch OFF. f**k that, 10p to boil a kettle??? As if switching the meter off is going to make boiling the kettle cheaper? They're either on an utter pisstake of a tariff, or have a kettle the size of an oil drum. You'd need to run a normal kettle for 20 minutes for it to cost 10p. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 They're either on an utter pisstake of a tariff, or have a kettle the size of an oil drum. You'd need to run a normal kettle for 20 minutes for it to cost 10p. I am assuming to do this calculation everything else in the house was switched off and unplugged in order that the only electric device working was the kettle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 According to this blog from 2013, it was around 2.5 pence to boil a kettle. Maybe 3 pence now.https://blog.npower.com/2013/02/ever-wondered-how-much-your-appliances-cost-to-run/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 1 hour ago, MEADOWXI said: I am assuming to do this calculation everything else in the house was switched off and unplugged in order that the only electric device working was the kettle I'm sure the original facebook complainant was thorough and scientific in his/her calculation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Someone on one of those Buy Swap Sell sites has listed flights and Accommodation in Orlando FL, for sale, as "they can't make it anymore". It's for next week. First comment was: 'unfortunately we are unable to go' absalotely fuk aw ti dae wae it now been Atlantis? you absalote chancer. No even punting them at a knocked down rate..... Pure Arsepiece. [emoji38] I saw this earlier, I thought it was amusing that the guy claimed to have a US visa yet was wearing a Celtic top in his profile picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 17 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: Amstrads and Spectrums = serious business. Not an idiot but has written a clear threat on Facebook despite having just mentioned legal action.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 On 15/09/2017 at 19:52, Sherrif John Bunnell said: Amstrads and Spectrums = serious business. Does he sell Walkman cassette players and Commodore 64's as well? Just asking because I've got an MC Hammer tape and nothing to play it on and could really go a game of Paperboy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 On 15/09/2017 at 19:52, Sherrif John Bunnell said: Amstrads and Spectrums = serious business. Vinyl too. He's got a time machine and he's using it to bring a few retro bits and bobs forward purely for a few quid? Worst time traveller ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 The Black and White minstrels look a bit glum.Give them a second series! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Coal miners should get footballers' wages etc. Is there an official list of perceived underappreciated occupations that should be shared and liked to raise awareness of them? How many likes and shares can we get for our chartered accountants? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 91000 eejits shared that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 "Thank you for the warmth you bring to my home" 91K people need to upgrade to central heating. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 The absolute state of this c**t. Needless to say he's ex-army [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growl3th Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 4 hours ago, jupe1407 said: The absolute state of this c**t. Needless to say he's ex-army Easy target! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Whoever made this should be shagged to death by Ann Budge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Whoever made this should be shagged to death by Ann Budge Please don't talk about our Ann like that. Thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 You've heard about elf on a shelf but what about tedious c**t with a meme? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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