resk Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 "God nose" .... "thay" ..... Ace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Check the thread about a guy being done for owning tasers. Anyone spot the "sufisticated"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Is that an aged David Cameron appearing in the top left? The afterlife hasn't been kind to Ugo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ka202 Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 I was just waiting for a 'I remember when black folk weren't allowed on buses' or 'I remember when gay people were forced to commit suicide' type comment coming next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 9 minutes ago, ka202 said: I was just waiting for a 'I remember when black folk weren't allowed on buses' or 'I remember when gay people were forced to commit suicide' type comment coming next. Bit like one nation conservatism 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Why are you Facebook friends with Nigel Farage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 I was just waiting for a 'I remember when black folk weren't allowed on buses' or 'I remember when gay people were forced to commit suicide' type comment coming next. Deformed babies were quickly despatched. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Presumably "author unknown" because he was a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Anorexia was 'invented' then was it? Guy sounds like a cheapskate sexist p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 The Tully strikes again. This time it's a "What I fantasise about doing to peadophiles" top trumps, in an article about a bag snatch assault 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 1 hour ago, ajwffc said: I haven't ruined my life. I haven't ruined my life. I HAVEN'T ruined my life. I haven't...ruined...my...life. <Sobbing> I've ruined my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 On 8/5/2017 at 11:31, Melanius Mullarkey said: They remember being assaulted and made to eat soap? Happy days indeed. I ate soap once. I thought it was a giant cookie my brother had stashed (hanging up on his windowsill). Waited until he went out, took a bite and it turned out to be a soap on a rope, not a biscuit. Didn't put me off swearing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^ anorexic/ on a space raiders diet. One week off The Raiders now. Taking each day as it comes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Shaking like a shitting dog then? Just one last bag won't hurt will it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Just one last bag won't hurt will it? Do it for old times sake. Plus if you can have one bag today, then no more for the rest of week you really have cracked it. One bag. Easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said: Things like this always fascinate me. People falling over themselves to try and out do each other in dreaming up elaborate ways to kill and torture people. It's like a twisted version of the grief junkies desperately trying to show other people just how much they care, and how much MORE they care than you. Almost any local newspaper's Facebook page is full of this nonsense. It's the same for a story about a stolen car or something. "If they tried that with my car ah'd cut their fuckin' hands off!!!!1111" Until someone invents an ALT-Function Key shortcut for that, then no mate, you wouldn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Almost any local newspaper's Facebook page is full of this nonsense. It's the same for a story about a stolen car or something. "If they tried that with my car ah'd cut their fuckin' hands off!!!!1111" Until someone invents an ALT-Function Key shortcut for that, then no mate, you wouldn't. Facebook really is like peering into the soul of humanity and that can be quite depressing.Facebook makes you realise how tolerant, literate and generally decent you are, relative to some others you know.I regularly see comments about some barbarism a person wants to inflict on some minor criminal. Invariably this person hasn't even been the victim of the crime in question.Good old Facebook! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Going to a wedding on Friday. My cousin, his bird and their kid are going too. Cousin's bird has been posting pictures of the kid then writing shit like "I'm so excited to meet you all!", i.e. typing as if this is what the child (age 1) is actually saying. The kid also looks nippy as f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 You should kick f**k into him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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