RadgerTheBadger Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Lit AF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Absolutely fucking vile patter. Reeks of UniLad/LadBible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Its from the page Scottish Patter, really awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 "No experience is required". "Required Experience: Seshing: 1 year". Not quite sure why I'm picking holes in it, because you're both right, it's woeful patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Oh yeah, i hadn't even picked up on that! Absolutely dreadful and nobody i have ever met would find that anything other than utter cringe. A few other horrors on that page as well and i hope nobody reading it think it sums up Scotland in any way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 19 minutes ago, throbber said: That's twitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 It was shared on the Scottish Patter FB page, basically my point is that page is annoying as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 The real tragedy is how he's offering £2 below the living wage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 I was keen to see if anyone was annoyed by Scottish Patter as much as me. Well done throbber. The use of the word 'lit' in place of 'like' is particularly annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 I also made the mistake of moaning about those lists of "people most likely to" which are always followed by loads of incredibly common names and folk are now tagging me in every single one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 That sesh partner thing is harrowing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Anything and everything from 'Jonathan Pie'. Dismal in every sense of the word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, DrewDon said: Anything and everything from 'Jonathan Pie'. Dismal in every sense of the word. Full agreeance on this. I hadn't heard of the twat until the day after the US election when everyone and his dog started sending me the link to his tirade about how liberals are to blame for Trump getting elected because we were "too mean" to the conservatives. Apparently when they were calling us traitors, America haters, libtards and lieberals, referring to Obama's children as "monkeys" and his wife an "ape", and otherwise spewing hate on a daily basis, we should just have accepted this meekly. Unfortunately, because we called them out on their shit, we hurt their pwecious widdle feelings and they had no choice but to vote for the orange nazi b*****d. So it's not their fault, it's ours. I'm not sure why people thought I would find that pigshit amusing or even thought provoking but if I should ever have the opportunity to meet Johnathon Pie; he'll be picking up his teeth with a broken arm. He's a c**t of the first water. Oh, but he shouts f**k a lot so I suppose that makes up for it. Edited January 5, 2017 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 20 hours ago, throbber said: I thought that was quite funny, throbber, you miserable c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 I thought that was quite funny, throbber, you miserable c**t. It's really not - I find Jonathan Pie quite funny though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 15 minutes ago, throbber said: It's really not - I find Jonathan Pie quite funny though. I thought the first Johnathon Pie sketch was mildly amusing but any other one I've seen since then just seems to be basically the same act but in a different location. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 I still struggle with Facebook. Never manage to stay logged on for more than about five seconds. I should make more of an effort I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 6 hours ago, Shotgun said: .. if I should ever have the opportunity to meet Johnathon Pie; he'll be picking up his teeth with a broken arm. Perhaps you could kick him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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