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10 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said:

Maybe I'm going soft but I actually feel a bit sorry for her. If it's a first attempt at it and she's just looking for a wee bit of encouragement then it's not too bad (the quality of the engraving obviously is dreadful, but you know what I mean).

Yep, you're going soft - it's utter shite and she needs telt.

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A guy on my feed's dog has died and I can't cope with the photos of his wee face.

Need to find more girls with massive tits and quickly.

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2 hours ago, ICTChris said:

Need to find more girls with massive tits and quickly.

Check your PMs, m9.

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On 18/12/2016 at 00:37, jupe1407 said:

I missed that bit. What a c**t :lol:

Her other child is called Jasper ffs

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14 hours ago, RadgerTheBadger said:

"The Sesh"

14 Dec - "I would hereby like to announce to facebook that after some serious thought i have decided to retire from the sesh. We've had a good run but this time is now right to hang up my glowsticks and behave myself.  Its with huge sadness that I share this with you all."

18 Dec - "wee bevvie at the aunties"

 

So is bevvie and the sesh two totally different things or is this guy just a total moron?  One greenie to the first person to correctly identify the football team he supports...

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14 Dec - "I would hereby like to announce to facebook that after some serious thought i have decided to retire from the sesh. We've had a good run but this time is now right to hang up my glowsticks and behave myself.  Its with huge sadness that I share this with you all."
18 Dec - "wee bevvie at the aunties"
 
So is bevvie and the sesh two totally different things or is this guy just a total moron?  One greenie to the first person to correctly identify the football team he supports...

Glesga Rainjurs?

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Not an annoying thing someone posted, but an annoying thing facebook itself did. I was just dropping off to sleep last night about 12:10 when my phone went with a facebook notification. Upon checking it, the notification said "John Smith just posted for the first time in a while".

Dafuq? When did it start notifying you of this pish?

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1 hour ago, Zetterlund said:

Not an annoying thing someone posted, but an annoying thing facebook itself did. I was just dropping off to sleep last night about 12:10 when my phone went with a facebook notification. Upon checking it, the notification said "John Smith just posted for the first time in a while".

Dafuq? When did it start notifying you of this pish?

He has been dead for 20 years, so you can't blame them for highlighting it.

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2 hours ago, Zetterlund said:

Not an annoying thing someone posted, but an annoying thing facebook itself did. I was just dropping off to sleep last night about 12:10 when my phone went with a facebook notification. Upon checking it, the notification said "John Smith just posted for the first time in a while".

Dafuq? When did it start notifying you of this pish?

Pocahontas' man? 

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Being shared on my Facebook now a tax scam. How stupid would you need to be to fall for a scam where HRMC want paid in shop vouchers? 

Imagine the phone call "you owe us £100 in tax, you'll be arrested immediately if you don't give us £50 in next and £50 in argos vouchers...

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Being shared on my Facebook now a tax scam. How stupid would you need to be to fall for a scam where HRMC want paid in shop vouchers? 

Imagine the phone call "you owe us £100 in tax, you'll be arrested immediately if you don't give us £50 in next and £50 in argos vouchers...

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Vouchers! jesus wept...

Eta: anyone who is scammed in such a way, totally fucking deserves it.

"Dear HMRC,

Enclosed my payment of Argos vouchers, as advised. I trust this clears up my recent tax issue. Attached is a photocopy of my credit card and driving licence for my upcoming self assessment."

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This girl the other day

7pm Friday night:

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And then roughly 2am Saturday morning this came up eb37bde855d4ec50e5a8d33ec5663cb6.jpg

Don't worry though lads I did Pie and Bovril proud by ensuring I said something 1705c7918c55e3ef3f29ee69e29ec543.jpg

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Don't think the pics worked? Anyway here they are in the order they should be above

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If she's getting her munchy boxes already then I fear for the child's future.

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