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Bit long but please BE AWARE

POLICE INFORMATION

The first bit is mainly for women, but gents , please read it and send it on to any women you care about. The second bit is a warning to all of us!

Some sound advice for us all, as we all sometimes forget to take our commonsense with us when we go out.

This is from Northants Police Women.....

Please read, and pass on.

An important message from the Police -

please pass this along to all the women you know.....

This actually happened a few weeks ago on the M3 FLEET SERVICES!!!

It was early evening, and a young girl stopped to get petrol. She filled her tank and walked into the store to pay for her petrol. The cashier told her, 'Don't pay for your petrol yet......walk around the store for a while, and act as if you're picking up some other things to buy. A man just got into the back of your car. I've called the police, and they're on their way'.

When the police arrived, they found the man in the back seat of the girl's car and asked him what he was doing. He replied, he was joining a gang, and the initiation to join is to kidnap a woman and bring her back to the gang to be raped by every member of the gang. If the woman was still alive by the time they finish with her then they let her go. According to the police that night, there is a new gang forming here, originating from London . The scary part of this is, because the guy didn't have a weapon on him, the police could only charge him with trespassing....

He's back on the street and free to try again. Something similar to this happened at the Tesco garage on Cardiff Road in Newport recently, but luckily the cashier saw the man get into her car. Please be aware of what's going on around you, and warn your family and friends.

LADIES, you or one of your family or friends could be the next victim. Please forward this on to everyone you know. Please do not discard this message; it is very important that everyone knows what is happening. Please be careful when leaving your vehicle, and make sure it is ALWAYS LOCKED to prevent this from happening to you.

MET POLICE

In light of the recent kidnapping and now murder of Leigh Mathews, I think it is important to read the following info for your own safety. Things women should know to stay safe: Please take the time to read these pointers. There may be just one or two you hadn't thought of. After reading this, forward it to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. if a robber asks for your handbag, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you..... He is probably more interested in your handbag than you, and he will go for the handbag. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. if you are ever thrown into the boot of a car: Kick out the back tail lights, and stick your arm through the hole and start waving. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc, and just sit (doing their cheque book, or making a list). DON'T DO THIS! A predator could be watching you and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, and attack you. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in car park:

a) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, look at the passenger side floor, and check the back seat.

b) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most attackerâs surprise their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the shop, or work, and get guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the lift instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone, and the perfect crime spot.

7. if the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL NOT BE A VITAL ORGAN

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic:

STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women, He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another safety point:

Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her, 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way. Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes, thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls from women saying that they hear babies' cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life.

A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle. Send this to any woman you know who may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it, and it's better safe than sorry.

TO ALL CAR OWNERS AND CAR DRIVERS: PLEASE READ

Warning!!!! Be aware of new car-jacking scheme ..You walk across the car park, unlock your car and get inside. Then you lock all your doors, start the engine and shift or put into reverse. You look into the rear-view mirror to back out of your parking space, and you notice apiece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift the gear stick back into park or neutral, unlock your doors and jump out of your car to remove that paper, or whatever it is that is obstructing your view.

When you reach the back of your car that is when the car-jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and takeoff!! Your engine was running, you would have left your purse in the car, and they practically mow you down as they speed off in your car.

BE AWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED IN LONDON , MANCHESTER , AND MAKING ITS WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY!!!

Just drive away, and remove the paper later! It is stuck to your window, and be thankful that you read this email. I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to women! A purse contains all identification, and you certainly do NOT want someone getting your home address. They already HAVE you keys!

JUST BE AWARE AND TAKE CARE -- IT WILL PROBABLY SOON ARRIVE IN YOUR AREA....

I've copied and pasted this because I couldn't share it

[Mr. Brightside]

Or, you know, lock your car.

[Njord]

Women don't have the attention span to read all that.

Follow Mr Brightsides advice.

[P45]

Bit long but please BE AWARE

POLICE INFORMATION

The first bit is mainly for women, but gents , please read it and send it on to any women you care about. The second bit is a warning to all of us!

Some sound advice for us all, as we all sometimes forget to take our commonsense with us when we go out.

This is from Northants Police Women.....

Please read, and pass on.

An important message from the Police -

please pass this along to all the women you know.....

This actually happened a few weeks ago on the M3 FLEET SERVICES!!!

It was early evening, and a young girl stopped to get petrol. She filled her tank and walked into the store to pay for her petrol. The cashier told her, 'Don't pay for your petrol yet......walk around the store for a while, and act as if you're picking up some other things to buy. A man just got into the back of your car. I've called the police, and they're on their way'.

When the police arrived, they found the man in the back seat of the girl's car and asked him what he was doing. He replied, he was joining a gang, and the initiation to join is to kidnap a woman and bring her back to the gang to be raped by every member of the gang. If the woman was still alive by the time they finish with her then they let her go. According to the police that night, there is a new gang forming here, originating from London . The scary part of this is, because the guy didn't have a weapon on him, the police could only charge him with trespassing....

He's back on the street and free to try again. Something similar to this happened at the Tesco garage on Cardiff Road in Newport recently, but luckily the cashier saw the man get into her car. Please be aware of what's going on around you, and warn your family and friends.

LADIES, you or one of your family or friends could be the next victim. Please forward this on to everyone you know. Please do not discard this message; it is very important that everyone knows what is happening. Please be careful when leaving your vehicle, and make sure it is ALWAYS LOCKED to prevent this from happening to you.

MET POLICE

In light of the recent kidnapping and now murder of Leigh Mathews, I think it is important to read the following info for your own safety. Things women should know to stay safe: Please take the time to read these pointers. There may be just one or two you hadn't thought of. After reading this, forward it to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. if a robber asks for your handbag, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you..... He is probably more interested in your handbag than you, and he will go for the handbag. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. if you are ever thrown into the boot of a car: Kick out the back tail lights, and stick your arm through the hole and start waving. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc, and just sit (doing their cheque book, or making a list). DON'T DO THIS! A predator could be watching you and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, and attack you. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in car park:

a) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, look at the passenger side floor, and check the back seat.

b) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most attackerâs surprise their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the shop, or work, and get guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the lift instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone, and the perfect crime spot.

7. if the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL NOT BE A VITAL ORGAN

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic:

STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women, He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another safety point:

Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her, 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way. Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes, thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls from women saying that they hear babies' cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life.

A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle. Send this to any woman you know who may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it, and it's better safe than sorry.

TO ALL CAR OWNERS AND CAR DRIVERS: PLEASE READ

Warning!!!! Be aware of new car-jacking scheme ..You walk across the car park, unlock your car and get inside. Then you lock all your doors, start the engine and shift or put into reverse. You look into the rear-view mirror to back out of your parking space, and you notice apiece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift the gear stick back into park or neutral, unlock your doors and jump out of your car to remove that paper, or whatever it is that is obstructing your view.

When you reach the back of your car that is when the car-jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and takeoff!! Your engine was running, you would have left your purse in the car, and they practically mow you down as they speed off in your car.

BE AWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED IN LONDON , MANCHESTER , AND MAKING ITS WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY!!!

Just drive away, and remove the paper later! It is stuck to your window, and be thankful that you read this email. I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to women! A purse contains all identification, and you certainly do NOT want someone getting your home address. They already HAVE you keys!

JUST BE AWARE AND TAKE CARE -- IT WILL PROBABLY SOON ARRIVE IN YOUR AREA....

I've copied and pasted this because I couldn't share it

Shame it's not a women's gang. Getting raped multiple time sounds dece.

[wasted]

When the police arrived, they found the man in the back seat of the girl's car and asked him what he was doing. He replied, he was joining a gang, and the initiation to join is to kidnap a woman and bring her back to the gang to be raped by every member of the gang. If the woman was still alive by the time they finish with her then they let her go.

Death by cock overdose aye

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Edited November 16, 2015 by Enrico Annoni

[DA Baracus]

Who the f**k still has a cheque book?! And who would 'do it' in the car.

How did the petrol station cashier know the guy who got in the car wasn't known to the woman?

Why would the guy admit to everything to the police?

Why would the police have charged the guy with trespassing? A car is not land.

I'm starting to think this might not even have happened...

[Swarley]

Google Translate just crashed

[D.A.F.C]

Be o 'ware

[GeeJay]

a friend on my feed has just changed their watermark from a french flag to a flag of lebanon after ''careful deliberation and coversations with informed friends" with a hashtag ''#prayfortheworld''.

fucking hell.

[Benjamin_Nevis]

Was going to put something similar up but chickened out as I knew the avalanche of outrage would be upon me.

Pretty sad though that people are using a tragedy to get a few likes and feel like they have done their part.

I seem to be in a tiny minority without the flag on my profile pic.

Nothing like the loss of human life to bring the bigots and idiots out though.

I stupidly got involved in such an argument. Here are a few examples of the rank idiocy I encountered:

"Kris my friend your 100% spot buddy, never mind the threats that come with letting them in, but giving them all our houses when we have people sleeping on the streets and kids that can't put clean clothes,on there backs cause parents can't afford to cause there no jobs and the social fund won't give them any money, but here aye just let them in tho cause that's the way forward, Our government as stupid."

"I wouldn't say islamics mate but I'd say that at this moment t in time this is real life and real shit, question is would you trust an Islamic person that has just landed in the UK of a plane from Syria?"

"Guys do you know what gets me, why people are taking pitty on some Islamic topics, Ffs they have a track record of killing innocent people all over Europe and the world, But still people try to make a case for them

Ask your self this question Ryan if the hand was on the other foot and we were poor and a country like Syria was rich, Do you think they would take us in? Would they f**k cause 90% of them fucking hate us and want our blood. We are making the wrong choice these ppl come to our country and we let them in and they don't abide by our rules they cause terror and devastation. Just look at the 7-7 bombings, and its about to happen again. We don't need these ppl, and Vladimir Putin has the right idea by banning Muslims and islamics from Russia."

"f**k the hole lot of them bottom line is right now I don't trust any Islamic person or Muslim cause there religious views are way behond the love of god, and we can not fully understand there thinking and what's going on in there heads, I'm wary as f**k right now of all this shit cause we don't know what's about to happen next"

It felt only right at this point to drop in Anders Breivik and Christianity. Not even Google translate could make sense of this pish.

"before he won't on that killing spree if he had made the threat he woulda been lifted... So what's the difference to them making the threat and us stopping them entering the same way they woulda lifted him to stop it happening"

It was time for a Picard facepalm .jpeg. Which resulted in:

"I've got an idea just open our gates and let anyone in cause people don't seem to give a f**k whether there is a threat or not, But I'll tell you once and only once one other there family are killed or slaughtered then they will reliese when people like my self and Kris are against this kind of stuff, Britain is under threat right now and has been for god mose how long, but we want to let more and more refugees and imagrints in.

Look at Greece , they let these refugees in and you get one know terrorist that posed as a poor refugee to get to Europe , boom 7 weeks later he turns up in Frances and is partner to this massacre, but he didn't have to pose was a refugee tho didn't he?, my arse of course he had to pose as a refugee cause there was no other way he was getting in to Europe. Its all a joke, lets see what ppl think once some of these ppl that posed as refugees and imagrints as poor ppl let terror rip on our country."

"Imagrints"

Edited November 16, 2015 by jupe1407

[Miguel Sanchez]

[Bully Wee Villa]

Have the Muslamics destroyed all the countries ranked 6th to 21st?

[Shotgun]

A polis was killed in a traffic accident near here yesterday. Tragic an' all that.

Particularly so because the local grief-monkeys have had to do a swift gear change from "Look how caring I am about France" to "Look how caring I am about our brave uniformed government employees." Tributes to her all over the place.

Naturally, there's a fund already set up to raise money for her family who will otherwise be left destitute unless we all put our hands in our pockets to help out. Apparently, there's no such thing as pensions for the dependents of police killed while on duty. Or life insurance.

[Boghead ranter]

"Imagrints"

"Hand on the other foot "

[RiG]

The number of people trying to 'out grieve' one another is something else.

[Njord]

Now, he's showing off the fur to stop the suicide vest questions imo, and his passport has that 'just been blown up' feel about it compared to hers.

Edit. They seem to have something against folks arms too it seems.

Edited November 17, 2015 by Njord

[gavin_3110]

a friend on my feed has just changed their watermark from a french flag to a flag of lebanon after ''careful deliberation and coversations with informed friends" with a hashtag ''#prayfortheworld''.

fucking hell.

The Paris terrorist attacks are so mainstream now. Beirut is for the real grief-mongers among us.

[Smurph]

Has 3,500.

[mrcat1990]

It's fair to say Facebook has been rendered fully useless since Fridays events. Both sides of the fence are in absolute overdrive.

Id previously unfriended/unfollowed most folk that would post the racist stuff, however the other side of the coin are in full self righteous and grief merchant mode. Christ.