ICTChris Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Seeing as no other miserable c**t has done it.. Hope you had a shite birthday! Thanks meight. Hopefully you catch an anal parasite that eats you from the inside out you Hibbee c**t. xxooox 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Thanks meight. Hopefully you catch an anal parasite that eats you from the inside out you Hibbee c**t. xxooox Fanks For fyoochur refs, Hibee has one B not 2, but I'll let you away with it. Heehee xxoxooxxox 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 http://www.vamshare.com/epic-marriage-advice-from-divorced-man/ mate of mine who is a total lad shared this now that he has found love, where have all the men gone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 http://www.vamshare.com/epic-marriage-advice-from-divorced-man/ mate of mine who is a total lad shared this now that he has found love, where have all the men gone? Someone put that up on mine a while ago. Pervasive, dangerous shite that reinforces the misapprehension that it is exclusively the responsibility of the guy to dictate the success/failure of a relationship. It makes my fucking skin crawl. Reverse the genders at hand and it's almost a handbook to convince women with cunty husbands that, ultimately, it's all their own fault for not being good enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Someone put that up on mine a while ago. Pervasive, dangerous shite that reinforces the misapprehension that it is exclusively the responsibility of the guy to dictate the success/failure of a relationship. It makes my fucking skin crawl. Reverse the genders at hand and it's almost a handbook to convince women with cunty husbands that, ultimately, it's all their own fault for not being good enough. Amen brother, the guy who posted it is a good lad as well although I'm not sure of his relationship status, seems so out of character and i think maybe it was a frape or he clicked on it by accident. But agree with your outrage about it, absolute tripe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Loads of scheme goblins on mine complaining about fireworks scaring their devil dogs. If it can survive living off your leftover takeaways and the odd boot in the face after your team loses, it can handle a fucking wee boom once a year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 http://www.vamshare.com/epic-marriage-advice-from-divorced-man/ mate of mine who is a total lad shared this now that he has found love, where have all the men gone? that is some of the most vomit inducing shite I have ever read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 that is some of the most vomit inducing shite I have ever read. I was going to post something along those lines in the comments part, it really is infuriating to read. If i started acting like this around my mrs then she would assume i was terminally ill 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Some absolute ghoul of a girl on mine put up a before and after of her acne ridden face before she started taking some tablets. Sickening behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Did the tablets make it better or worse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 http://www.vamshare.com/epic-marriage-advice-from-divorced-man/ mate of mine who is a total lad shared this now that he has found love, where have all the men gone? That is some fabricated shite designed for the sole purpose of getting likes off every female on facebook. BE WILLING TO TAKE HER SEXUALLY. To carry her away in the power of your masculine presence, to consume her and devour her with your strength, and to penetrate her to the deepest levels of her soul. Let her melt into her feminine softness as she knows she can trust you fully. I've been trying this line on the burdz on nights out, it almost never works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 That is some fabricated shite designed for the sole purpose of getting likes off every female on facebook. I've been trying this line on the burdz on nights out, it almost never works. I had this bit copied and ready to paste too!! What a fucking paragraph. Every paragraph in history could be improved with the words: 'penetrate her'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 It doesn't really make sense does it? It's not practical advice, it's just a bunch of sexual metaphors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 That is some fabricated shite designed for the sole purpose of getting likes off every female on facebook. Quote BE WILLING TO TAKE HER SEXUALLY. To carry her away in the power of your masculine presence, to consume her and devour her with your strength, and to penetrate her to the deepest levels of her soul. Let her melt into her feminine softness as she knows she can trust you fully. I've been trying this line on the burdz on nights out, it almost never works. I've got the strangest urge to go out and read a Barbara Cartland novel now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 To be fair - the intent of drivel like that isn't so men can read it and think "Ahah! So that's how I should behave." It's so women can read it and think "Why doesn't MY man behave like that. b*****d." I'd be very surprised if that was really written by a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 http://www.vamshare.com/epic-marriage-advice-from-divorced-man/ mate of mine who is a total lad shared this now that he has found love, where have all the men gone? wow such vomit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 few statuses and heated debates up with people from both sides losing their head about the alex salmond effigy down in england yesterday, I am just sitting here like "couldnae gee a f**k". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Some of the photos in that marriage advice are hilarious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Can't understand the fawning over the John lewis advert. It's just a penguin ffs. And the song's shite an all. Bloody sheep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 (edited) It doesn't really make sense does it? It's not practical advice, it's just a bunch of sexual metaphors. I like this one: PROTECT YOUR OWN HEART. Just as you committed to being the protector of her heart, you must guard your own with the same vigilance. Love yourself fully, love the world openly, but there is a special place in your heart where no one must enter except for your wife. Keep that space always ready to receive her and invite her in, and refuse to let anyone or anything else enter there. Presumably it means you can shag anything that bleeds but only let HER stick her thumb up your arse when you're coming. Edited November 6, 2014 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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