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You know what's really getting on my tits, being invited to the same event by laods of different peolple. You've got the personal page of the person, the DJ page of them and the club page and then other DJs playing that night. I fucking get it, I don't need 5 invites, I'm not going anyway. Deleted!

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Birds moaning about football/folk talking about FIFA.

They contribute 95% of the content to social media that is banal drivel.

Same with people on here moaning about Hibs/Hearts threads.

Why not avoid them then, rather than bumping them up to the top of the page? Utter bellend behaviour.

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"Never thought I'd say this, but poor 1D!!! I hope their mums were in Africa with them!!!!!"

Aye, poor bunch of loaded young healthy adults choosing to visit some weans who are hideously impoverished and half won't live to see their twenties.

Aye, poor fucking 1D.

Moron.

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Random post but I saw this on FB Morrisons page:

Elland brand new store is brilliant and weldone for making our dream in elland a reality

Dreaming of having a Morrisons :lol:

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Someone on my news feed who always goes on about motorbikes and how great they are just shared this picture and story...

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The Honda crotch rocket rider was traveling at approximately 85 mph.
The VW driver was talking on a cell phone when she pulled out from a side street, apparently not seeing the motorcycle. The rider's reaction time was not sufficient enough to avoid this accident.

The car had two passengers and the bike rider was found INSIDE the car with them.
The Volkswagen actually flipped over from the force of impact and landed 20 feet from where the collision took place.

All three involved (two in the car and the bike rider) were killed instantly. This graphic demonstration was placed at the Motorcycle Fair by the Police and Road Safety Department..

Pass this on to car drivers or soon to be new drivers, or new motorcycle owners and especially everyone you know who has a MOBILE phone!!!
A picture is worth a thousand words.

Save a life. Stop talking on mobile phones and Texting while trying to drive.
The life you save may be your own..... Or mine...

Keep passing this on so everyone will see what can happen by using a mobile PHONE while driving

I pointed out that perhaps the motorcycle travelling at 85 mph also contributed to the crash. I'm still awaiting a response...

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An incident occurred in a supermarket recently when the following was witnessed: A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (black gown & face mask) was standing with her shopping in a queue at the checkout. When it was her turn to be served , and as she reached the cashier, she made a loud remark about the British Flag lapel pin which the female cashier was wearing on her blouse. The cashier reached.... ...............up and touched the pin and said, 'Yes , I always wear it proudly. My son serves abroad with the forces and I wear it for him. The Muslim woman then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing and killing her countrymen explaining that she was Afghani. At that point an elderly gentleman standing in the queue stepped forward and interrupted with a calm, gentle voice, and said to the Afghani woman: 'Excuse me, but hundreds of thousands of British men and women, just like this lady's son, have fought and sacrificed their lives so that people just like YOU can stand here in Britain, which is OUR country and allow you to blatantly accuse an innocent check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen. It is my belief that if you were allowed to be as outspoken as that in Afghan, which you claim to be YOUR country, then we wouldn't need to be fighting there today. However, now that you have learned how to speak out and criticize the British people who have afforded you the protection of OUR country, I will gladly pay the cost of a ticket to help you pay your way back to Afghan. When you get there and if you manage to survive for being as outspoken as what you are here in Britain, then you should be able to help straighten out the mess which YOUR Afghani countrymen have got you into in the first place, which appears to be the reason that you have come to OUR country to avoid'. Apparently, the queue cheered and applauded. IF YOU AGREE.... Pass this on to all of your proud British and other worldly friends.... I just did !!!! It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. It's also nice to be British!

:rolleyes:

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Getting multiple posts a day on 'jokes' about what a nerve the Pope has to dress up in camp regalia, but still be against gay people.

Oh aye, tee-f'ing-hee. Combat institutional homophobia by reinforcing stereotypes. That'll sort it.

And I think they'll find that most gay women tend to dress down. So they're also ignoring the plight of their sisters.

Idiots.

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Is anyone else getting people posting the same bible verse of John3:16. surely that should have been 3 days ago. Fancy making my own version.

Yeah, I got that. It didn't even register that it was to do with the 16th of March. I saw it and told my mate that I should've posted some sort of Austin 3:16 retort and we had a good laugh. Didn't post it though.

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"driving to work/kids to school this morning and not a gritter in sight"

Yip people everybody has a personal gritter lorry to escort you on your 15 min drive to your office/school run

The roads, assuming they are major roads or bus routes, would probably have been gritted already anyway.

Personally, I fill with dread when I see a gritter ahead of me. I can do without my car getting sanded down, frankly.

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"Never thought I'd say this, but poor 1D!!! I hope their mums were in Africa with them!!!!!"

Aye, poor bunch of loaded young healthy adults choosing to visit some weans who are hideously impoverished and half won't live to see their twenties.

Aye, poor fucking 1D.

Moron.

whoever put that is a fucking moron of the highest order :huh:

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An incident occurred in a supermarket recently when the following was witnessed: A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (black gown & face mask) was standing with her shopping in a queue at the checkout. When it was her turn to be served , and as she reached the cashier, she made a loud remark about the British Flag lapel pin which the female cashier was wearing on her blouse. The cashier reached.... ...............up and touched the pin and said, 'Yes , I always wear it proudly. My son serves abroad with the forces and I wear it for him. The Muslim woman then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing and killing her countrymen explaining that she was Afghani. At that point an elderly gentleman standing in the queue stepped forward and interrupted with a calm, gentle voice, and said to the Afghani woman: 'Excuse me, but hundreds of thousands of British men and women, just like this lady's son, have fought and sacrificed their lives so that people just like YOU can stand here in Britain, which is OUR country and allow you to blatantly accuse an innocent check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen. It is my belief that if you were allowed to be as outspoken as that in Afghan, which you claim to be YOUR country, then we wouldn't need to be fighting there today. However, now that you have learned how to speak out and criticize the British people who have afforded you the protection of OUR country, I will gladly pay the cost of a ticket to help you pay your way back to Afghan. When you get there and if you manage to survive for being as outspoken as what you are here in Britain, then you should be able to help straighten out the mess which YOUR Afghani countrymen have got you into in the first place, which appears to be the reason that you have come to OUR country to avoid'. Apparently, the queue cheered and applauded. IF YOU AGREE.... Pass this on to all of your proud British and other worldly friends.... I just did !!!! It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. It's also nice to be British!

:rolleyes:

I got that as well but it was where someone had liked it or shared it or something and I couldn't comment.

A simple '^^^^ didn't happen^^^^' would've been my comment of choice.

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No more screenshots, but this hasn't stopped since. Literally. It's now progressed to pictures of dead kids with captions such as 'Israel: offended by everything, ashamed of nothing'.

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