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I think it's National Facebook Breakdown Week.

I had the previously posted mate's ex/bunny boiler convo last week, and now some bird on mine has evidently been binned and is having at least three breakdowns a day on FB.

Last night's status (sadly deleted) somehow linked a hamster starting to use it's wheel as a sign that things were going to get better. Seriously.

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A good guy by all means but give him facebook on a Friday or Saturday and a few beers (I'm assuming) then he starts posting up music video after music video of horseshite rock like Guns n Roses, Oasis etc like he's doing the Sat night shift on some local radio station ''This takes me back.. what a tune'', ''Another belter here. The solo is superb''.

x 8 hrs and I'm sucked into his sorrow vortex by 'liking' shite music just trying to be nice to him as no one comments on it.

Also, drunk people who post on facebook and then deleted it the next day. That gets on my tits. I've done it before but I've made a new 2012 golden rule that if you post shite on facebook pished, then you are not allowed to delete it and you must face the consquences the next day.

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Also, drunk people who post on facebook and then deleted it the next day. That gets on my tits. I've done it before but I've made a new 2012 golden rule that if you post shite on facebook pished, then you are not allowed to delete it and you must face the consquences the next day.

Considering you're probably at your most honest when you're pissed I think this is a good idea. Might ruffle some feathers but it'll surely all work out in the end.

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http://www.facebook....p?id=1260996552

hahahahahahahaha. One of my mates wrote a status about this bird, Her profile is hilarious. Top Ayrshire burd.

I'm honestly at a loss to work out what she's actually saying in any of her posts.

Is this b*****disation of ned & text speak available as an option on Google translate?

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http://www.facebook....p?id=1260996552

hahahahahahahaha. One of my mates wrote a status about this bird, Her profile is hilarious. Top Ayrshire burd.

Christ. Don't click on that link unless you want to become transfixed by the lower orders airing their dirty shellsuits in public.

It's like an episode of Jeremy Kyle, but without Jeremy Kyle's calming and fair-minded influence.

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My IQ had dropped after looking at her page.

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Anyone else's Facebook newsfeed packed with women bitching about twins on BB?

I thought De Vito and Schwarzengger worked well together, despite the farcical concept.

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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1260996552

hahahahahahahaha. One of my mates wrote a status about this bird, Her profile is hilarious. Top Ayrshire burd.

"Hud A Gr8 Wk End Bit Payin Fur It E Day :(( Fk It Wiz Wew Wurf It Yung Hamilton Fugz #.1 2nd Tae None Oi Oi Oi !!!!"

91 likes.

Why? 1720 subscribers to a junkie that stays in Onthank... get a grip FFS!

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Also, drunk people who post on facebook and then deleted it the next day. That gets on my tits. I've done it before but I've made a new 2012 golden rule that if you post shite on facebook pished, then you are not allowed to delete it and you must face the consquences the next day.

^ this thumbup2.gif me and the group i usually go out with have this rule. Whether you do it, or a mate does it for you. deleting is cheating laugh.gif same with photos. no matter what, they get posted, you get tagged, ad if the tags removed severe consequences occur

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Just seen the photo that was mentioned earlier (I think) about the guy beside his gran in hospital. Over 63K likes and 450 odd "shares".

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"Croatian Out, Croation In. I say Rangers sign Mladen Petric. He is a great player and his team Hamburg aint doing to well in the league. Whats More, He was born in Bosnia & Herzigovina. He is also a player we could afford. He has scored 5 goals in 13 games."

Where the f**k do you even start with that? My word.

Edited by McKee

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'the fact jelavic is going to everton shows that money means more than success in football these days what is he going to win there? cheers for the memories but i think your a knob in all honesty and hope your rot on the bench winning nothing!'

An old firm fan moaning about money ruining football? Come on people, show some self-awareness? please?

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