forehead7 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Aye Matty, pics or GTFO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 The guy deleted it so no photo's, but this is what it said. (STATUS) JR: f**k sake, 14 years olds getting their gammon smashed in and having to go on the rod so they don't catch sti's!! :s (COMMENT) TM: The rod stops you from getting pregnant, not from getting sti's hahahahaha. 256 likes before he deleted it. The status itself got 97 likes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 GTFO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 A fucking roaster mate. Last night a girl on my thread posted: Put this as your status for 1 hour for poor Declan Hainey killed by his mum in their home! A little angel taken too soon, sleep tight angel. No child deserves to be abused & murdered by their parents, so lets show support for that little boy. REST IN PEACE DECLAN xxx To which I replied : Babys can't read facebook. I've been getting it stinking from all her friends. I came on here to post that quote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 (edited) A bisexual girl got 204 likes on a status yesterday. And then 106 on a status today. Neither of them are actually funny, or interesting. Edited January 17, 2012 by smpar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Theres a guy like that on mine, every fucking comment he makes gets about 25 likes minimum all from his immiture friends. I have never found any of them remotly funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 The most likes i've had was 12. that was a proud day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexp Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 i know a guy who posted a status about how he was quitting facebook. basically just looking for attention. no likes or comments and the status was deleted after an hour or two. then he posted these: "Gunna go jump off a cliff.into nice calm water if whatever happens to me it happens oh well" "Cowabunga dudeee!!!!! Crunk life rules lol" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Someone i know posted this around half an hour ago "wish things were different like feel so stupid sometimes x" 15 minutes ago this appeared on my newsfeed from the same person "seriously dnt think anyone cares how i feel these days so hacked off rite" Get a grip you little attention seeking drama queen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Is it true some lassie stuck a bottle of fake tan up her gash? Yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Pics or it didn't happen. Don't have them on my friends list but it's been all over my timeline so it's a friend of a friend that did it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Bergkamp Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 sorry but I have to disagree with people who are totally against spanking. My parents spanked my behind. I didn't hate them. I didn't have trust issues with them because of it. I didn't fear them. But sure respected them! I learned what my boundaries were, and knew what would happen if I crossed them. I wasn't abused, I was DISCIPLINED. *Re-post if you got your butt smacked and survived. This is why kids now a days have no respect for ANYONE!! I'd like to give you a hit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 People who have Timeline are the most annoying thing on Facebook. If I see someone has Timeline I never look on their page again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanquinho. Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 People who have Timeline are the most annoying thing on Facebook. If I see someone has Timeline I never look on their page again. I fucking hate Timeline, I turned it on to see what the shit was about and found I cannae turn it off Zuckerberg will be hearing about this shite! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 I fucking hate Timeline, I turned it on to see what the shit was about and found I cannae turn it off Zuckerberg will be hearing about this shite! Apparently everyone has to get it at some point. Awful, awful news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fife Saint Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Can you not turn the fucking thing off? I tried it and have been trying to work out how to change it back too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Can you not turn the fucking thing off? I tried it and have been trying to work out how to change it back too. No you can't. Suffer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOCHIR Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 FB annoys me, a lot. Fake as f**k girls who just post about how much they 'love' each other one minute then the next they're the worst person on the planet! All thinking they're loved becuase they have loads of little black hearts on their page from other girls who just do it to get a fucking heart back. Bet they don't give a flying f**k about each other but hey they don't care. Pregnant 17 year olds who with scans and pictures of their babies as their pic, shagging a ned who doesn't know what a condom is isn't something to be proud of bitch!! And spending all day on FB isn't going to help your kid either, go out and get a job you thick f**k. Then these guys with 2000 friends thinking they're the man because they write "like for a like" go out and hang yourself with your ballsack you weirdo!! Folk who brag because "ahaha I don't have to go to school!! hahah unlucky!" aye well you were at school one day so f**k off!! These "like for a like" things are always the same anyway! "like - you're pretty and nice" aye well that won't get you in her pants will it!! especially girls who do it to each other!! arghh!! songs lyrics as well, f**k off!! what the f**k do they have to do with anything!! we all like music but all quoting the same Rihanna line is just fucking annoying!! jesus christ -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 FB annoys me, a lot. Fake as f**k girls who just post about how much they 'love' each other one minute then the next they're the worst person on the planet! All thinking they're loved becuase they have loads of little black hearts on their page from other girls who just do it to get a fucking heart back. Bet they don't give a flying f**k about each other but hey they don't care. Pregnant 17 year olds who with scans and pictures of their babies as their pic, shagging a ned who doesn't know what a condom is isn't something to be proud of bitch!! And spending all day on FB isn't going to help your kid either, go out and get a job you thick f**k. Then these guys with 2000 friends thinking they're the man because they write "like for a like" go out and hang yourself with your ballsack you weirdo!! Folk who brag because "ahaha I don't have to go to school!! hahah unlucky!" aye well you were at school one day so f**k off!! These "like for a like" things are always the same anyway! "like - you're pretty and nice" aye well that won't get you in her pants will it!! especially girls who do it to each other!! arghh!! songs lyrics as well, f**k off!! what the f**k do they have to do with anything!! we all like music but all quoting the same Rihanna line is just fucking annoying!! jesus christ This post and the (fake) extreme anger you have displayed has annoyed me more today than any post on my feed. Anyways - here's some fun, same chick as before: Linzi Stephens Getting on it ohh ohh — with Michaela Kerr and Michelle Craik. <h6 class="uiStreamMessage uiStreamHeadline" style="font-size: 11px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-word; word-wrap: break-word; font-weight: normal; ">Linzi Stephens Just bought the most beautiful colour of pink nailpolish ever so impressed. </h6> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOCHIR Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 This post and the (fake) extreme anger you have displayed has annoyed me more today than any post on my feed. Anyways - here's some fun, same chick as before: Hmm debatable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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