RCR Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 I've just spotted this thread now, so my 2 cents: 1. As has been said before - vague statuses that require a "whats up ***?xxx" 2. Fat girls posting constantly about how they're going to the gym (for a month or so) 3. People that constantly post memes. I keep them as friends because some of them are funny and its a good service, but that's all they've become. Post something original. 4. Baby photos as display pictures, and constant updates about the baby walking, wriggling, cooing, or anything like that. 5. Ironically enough, people posting cynical posts on facebook about how stupid the general population is. Nobody asked for your opinion, and although we all know that, you'll get on much better in the world if you keep it to yourself! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 I give a massive cheer to whoever came up with this one. Well Played. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Check out the bride's puss on it though. She's totally thinking "f**k i can't ditch him now, everyone will think i'm a c**t" Interestingly enough that couple split up last year sometime. There was an article about them in the Sunday Times Magazine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Saw this on Facebook today, sums up the nuggets going on about the weather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofjenova Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Saw this on Facebook today, sums up the nuggets going on about the weather. ONLY IN SCOTLAND!!!!!!111!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 (edited) She'd get it. Also a couple floating about with children wearing those blades to run in like Oscar Prewhatshisname. I hate these pictures popping up on my time line, nothing against the couple. but why the f**k is this on my facebook. I hate these c**t who think because they "like" a picture they are somehow a fucking hero. EDIT: she also looks miserable in that picture Edited April 3, 2012 by Enrico Annoni 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forameus Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Someone I have on mine posted the word "samesies" over the weekend. Christ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Port Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 everything about facebook is annoying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 I keep meaning to delete Facebook but it's good for a wee perv. 1) wee idiots that right bigoted statuses for fun. (one in Perth that does it all the time) 2) people that tag themselves everywhere 3) "omg I'm out with my bezzies! Best night evaaaa!!!" why the f**k you on this if that's the case. 4) all these stupid groups that spam your newsfeed 5) the amount of nobs on it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_bairn Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 A picture of a premature baby doing the rounds. Like if you care. f**k off. Just f**k off! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCR Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Someone I have on mine posted the word "samesies" over the weekend. Christ. You know it's a superbad quote that's meant to sound lame? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 EDIT: she also looks miserable in that picture No fuckin wonder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Apparently that wee c**t Diggy Simmons who is responsible for all those shite pics clogging up our newsfeeds. Is the son of rev run from run dmc. Now his dad was cool as f**k but you Diggy are just a wee c**t! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyzem Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 c***s that post "underground music" youtube links to show off how cool and "musically educated" they are. You also get the p***ks that post links to really obscure stuff, typically hipster types, in order to achieve the same social handjob. c***s that PR for certain Glasgow clubs or work behind the bar and post "CHEAP DRINKS GET YOURSELF DOWN TO KUSHUNNNN!!!" - get to f**k. People that post far too many photos of themselves in the mirror, girls especially with their "different" make-up or cringey couples kissing in the mirror taking the photo with their mobile phone, instantly delete these c***s. Any lyrics, even if I know the song .. why are you posting them? Any coupley I-love-you-baby shit .. or anyone that calls their partner baby for that matter. c***s who post on comments trying to be funny, especially the arrogant "lad" types trying to make every word as Glaswegian and bammy looking as possible, even when they come from Partick. 1.Nice Day at court the day.....:-D al be back next month Mr Judge lmao This. You're not hard. c***s that post pictures of themselves and/or their pals while theyre still out (unless they're genuinely humorous/interesting). There's so much more but that's enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 People that constantly post pictures of their cats. Don't get me wrong I like cats but photos of a cat sleeping are not for me. My most favourite status recently from a girl on my FB - "I find it absolutely DISGUSTING that m-m and f-f sex is illegal in some countries. Whats even more ridiculous is the fact that some places allow f-f sex, but not m-m sex. In addition to this, m and f age of consent can dffer rapidly, which i really do not undestand. How are people making up these "rules"??" Posted at half 2 in the morning. Some people just need a drink! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 someone just wrote on my newsfeed: "omg this shirt is amazeballs: using the word "amazeballs" to describe any item of clothing deserves a swift kick to the knackers/pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 A few friends are liking this photo: It's annoying. I'm sure Ronaldo does charity work and I'm sure Messi also spends money on expensive luxuries, why do people need to try and compare which one of them is the better person? And the fact that Messi is paid a shitload of money by Barcelona, who are a major sponsor of Unicef, may have something to do with the photo... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 (edited) And the fact that Messi is paid a shitload of money by Barcelona, who are a major sponsor of Unicef, may have something to do with the photo... Ronaldo's helped children all over the world from his home in Madeira to the Phillipines. He'll give more to charity and commit more time than virtually all of the morons combined who like photos like that or emotional statuses about how 95% of people won't share that status but they are of good moral mind. Edited April 4, 2012 by rw89 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 And the fact that Messi is paid a shitload of money by Barcelona, who are a major sponsor of Unicef, may have something to do with the photo... Nah, he wears that Unicef t-shirt all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Nah, he wears that Unicef t-shirt all the time. Yip, far too busy doing charity work to go shopping like that selfish Ronaldo... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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